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#28 Mar 07 2006 at 4:42 PM Rating: Decent
Mazra wrote:
Unclean isn't dirty?

Pardon my illiteracy, but I figured it was the same.


But what do I know.



Get Your Hands Off Me, You Damn Unclean Ape! -- Charlton Heston

See the difference?
#29 Mar 07 2006 at 4:43 PM Rating: Decent
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California-based Sea Turtle Restoration Project.


So what is involved in Turtle Restoration? Replacing bad parts, new shell job, and a nice wax?








#30 Mar 07 2006 at 4:50 PM Rating: Good
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Fiberglass repair kits, apparently. Saw something on Animal Planet last night where a vet fixed a turtle shell in that fashion.

Very cool.
#31 Mar 07 2006 at 4:55 PM Rating: Excellent
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Mazra wrote:
Unclean isn't dirty?

Pardon my illiteracy, but I figured it was the same.
Jophiel wrote:
There's a difference there you probably wouldn't pick up on even if explained to you.
/nod
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#32 Mar 07 2006 at 5:20 PM Rating: Decent
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Salmon >>>>>>>> Tuna

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'The hell?

Were you trying to switch drives?
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#34 Mar 07 2006 at 5:25 PM Rating: Good
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Now why the hell would I want to drive 40-45 miles for freaking tea bags when I could just order off a website?
#35 Mar 07 2006 at 5:25 PM Rating: Good
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Thumbelyna the Hand wrote:
Now why the hell would I want to drive 40-45 miles for a freaking tea bagging when I could just order off a website?
I enjoyed that!
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#36 Mar 07 2006 at 5:28 PM Rating: Good
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Nobby wrote:
Thumbelyna the Hand wrote:
Now why the hell would I want to drive 40-45 miles for a freaking tea bagging when I could just order off a website?
I enjoyed that!


I so knew I was setting myself up when I hit Post Message. Smiley: lol
#37 Mar 07 2006 at 5:34 PM Rating: Good
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Tea Bagging


Now that would be a smiley worth having in the asylum!
#38 Mar 07 2006 at 9:07 PM Rating: Good
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Didn't the issue about pigs not being kosher have something to do with problems of botulism when the blood from beef and pork gets mixed up on cutting boards and such?

Anyhow, everything is going to kill you so why not just try and make the best of things, and maybe go for some nice eel or roe rather than just plain tuna.
#39 Mar 07 2006 at 9:19 PM Rating: Decent
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Folks giving me another reason to hate California wrote:
may cause temporary memory loss in adults
What's to complain about here? Sounds like that could come in handy for one of those late-night drunken flings with that ugly 2am bar ***** who looked hot at the time. Next morning when you wake up in some dingy hotel room, mosey on down to the local sushi bar and scarf down a few plates. You'll forget all about those beer goggles you had strapped on... (and whatever weird toys she had strapped on as well.)
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Vensuvio wrote:
Didn't the issue about pigs not being kosher have something to do with problems of botulism when the blood from beef and pork gets mixed up on cutting boards and such?
Some people have postulated that kosher food requirements were a sort of "early FDA" since undercooked pork, for example, is considerably more dangerous than undercooked beef. But some of the animals listed seem a bit arbitrary and the fact is almost everything is unclean when taken in context of how many animals there are out there.

Leviticus states that a mammal is ceremonially clean (i.e. kosher) if it both (a) chews its cud and (b) has a completely divided split hoof. If it's one or the other but not both than the animal is unclean. Rabbits and other lapines, guinea pigs and hydrax all chew their cud but don't have a split hoof. Camels and their South/Central American cousins chew their cud but don't have a completely divided split hoof. Swine have a split hoof but don't chew their cud. Bovines, goats and sheep have split hooves and chew their cud so they are kosher. So are deer, antelope and giraffes (yum!) Equines have a solid hoof and are unkosher. Felines, canines, ursines, primates and whatever else all lack hooves and are unclean. The only reason you hear so much about swine isn't because the Jews and Islamics have it out for pigs but because civilization has domesticated swine as a popular food source but hasn't done the same for anteaters and monkeys.

Insects that have wings yet walk upon the earth are unclean but insects that fly aren't and ones that walk but have jointed legs for jumping are clean. So you can eat a locust but not a weevil despite the fact that both are bugs that live on plants.

Anything that lives in the water but lacks scales and fins is unclean. Fish are clean but sea snakes are not. Nor are molluscs, aquatic arthopods, rays and skates, sea mammals of any type and a host of other aquatic fauna. Reptiles and amphibians are broadly unclean.

Lastly, any bird of prey is unclean as are carrion birds (crows and their allies, vultures). Long legged shore birds are unclean as are gulls. However geese and ducks are fine. Likewise doves, chickens & turkeys, bluebirds, robins and hummingbirds if you can catch 'em.

Oh, and eating bats is explicitly prohibited. Bon appetit!

Edited, Wed Mar 8 02:00:16 2006 by Jophiel
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#41 Mar 07 2006 at 11:15 PM Rating: Good
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Folks giving me another reason to hate California wrote:

"The level of mercury in tuna these restaurants serve is so high they should be keeping this food off their lists,"


How does tuna translate into all sushi?

Fuckin hippies.
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#42 Mar 07 2006 at 11:39 PM Rating: Decent
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Everything you love is bad for you.

And I've always wondered if hair is cancerous? Not malignant, but it doesn't stop growing. Just breaks or gets cut.
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