The One and Only Katie wrote:
I'll adopt you Elderon, but you have to wear a "uniform". I'm thinking something hot, have to know how to cook, clean and bring in the pay check. Think you can handle that?
As long as the following are ok with you:
1) Uniform must be entirely made of leather
2) Cooking - See pay cheque
3) Cleaning - See pay cheque
4) Pay cheque - this best be big enough to pay for the cooking and cleaning. I won't have time for that with all the work and sex.
5) Air conditioning - must have, anything above 70 degress be outdoor swimming weather (water temp 52+ degress is gewd)