Is it really bad that I leave a week before the due date or should I give her a two week notice?
Edited, Fri Mar 3 14:43:54 2006 by NephthysWanderer
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She's kinda round, she has no energy, and I really don't want a baby right now. It is going to kill my WoW time. 
Is it really bad that I leave a week before the due date or should I give her a two week notice?
Edited, Fri Mar 3 14:43:54 2006 by NephthysWanderer
Is it really bad that I leave a week before the due date or should I give her a two week notice?
Edited, Fri Mar 3 14:43:54 2006 by NephthysWanderer
I would suggest you sleep until the baby comes, it's the last chance you'll get. If you can't sleep, go to the movies and out to dinner...you won't be able to do that either.
Also, get a good, up-to-date collection of take out menus ready.
Nexa
Also, get a good, up-to-date collection of take out menus ready.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
This is probably the best time to leave, since in her state she won't be able to catch you.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Two weeks' notice is an industry standard. You don't want to burn any bridges, you know.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
You should give her notice, but before you do set up a webcam so that we can watch the reaction. She should be about at the point in the pregnancy when it will be very interesting, explain to her how her pregnancy has become very inconvenient to you.
Admins, do I still get my special suicide skull under my name if she kills him, if he does this, it should still count as a suicide right?
Admins, do I still get my special suicide skull under my name if she kills him, if he does this, it should still count as a suicide right?
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If your hospital offers to take the baby into the nursery for a while so you can sleep take them up on the offer.
We let Aedyn stay in our room and we never slept, the last night there we finally had her go to the nursery and we slept like rocks for the 3 hours she was in there.
We let Aedyn stay in our room and we never slept, the last night there we finally had her go to the nursery and we slept like rocks for the 3 hours she was in there.
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Also, get a good, up-to-date collection of take out menus ready
Good call! I am going to be short one kitchen wench.
Thanks!
Leaving her now would be cruel. Wait until she's in labor, say you forgot the camcorder in the car and don't look back. She'll have a new baby to fill the void so it should be smooth as silk.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I say wait until the baby is born. Make sure everything turns out ok and the infant is healthy. Then you leave her so you can spread your seed to some other unsuspecting chick. Embrace your biological impulse.
You get a bonus if her water breaks during the breakup.
Jophiel wrote:
Leaving her now would be cruel. Wait until she's in labor, say you forgot the camcorder in the car and don't look back. She'll have a new baby to fill the void so it should be smooth as silk.
...there are just somethings that should never be on tape.
/shudder
Is it really leaving if you're not emotionally present anymore? Commit, man! All or nothing!
I agree with E_odus. Really, when does the situation come up where you find yourself watching that footage?
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I usually pull the videos out for X-mas parties.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone that life has given vodka and have party.
This establishment does not serve women. You must bring your own.
This establishment does not serve women. You must bring your own.
So...I ******'ed out and told her about the thread no less than 30 minutes after I posted this.
Hell hath no fury like a woman at 38.5 weeks.
Hell hath no fury like a woman at 38.5 weeks.
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
So...I ******'ed out and told her about the thread no less than 30 minutes after I posted this.
Hell hath no fury like a woman at 38.5 weeks.
Hell hath no fury like a woman at 38.5 weeks.
You won't truly ****** out until the baby comes.
Shes due tomorrow isnt she? Remember to bring her pillow when you go to the hospital. Hell hath no fury than a woman who just went through labor and has to deal with those wimpy hospital pillows on her very last night of possibly decent sleep
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Two weeks' notice is an industry standard. You don't want to burn any bridges, you know.
Unless you're in a right to work state, then you can just high-tail it outta there.
i dont know. playing when the baby is sleeping is a good way to get in some more playtime.
not to mention, child support will take a friggin huge chunk out of your computer upgrade fund.
not to mention, child support will take a friggin huge chunk out of your computer upgrade fund.
Dont forget there is still adoption!
The One and Only Katie wrote:
Dont forget there is still adoption!
I'll adopt you Elderon, but you have to wear a "uniform". I'm thinking something hot, have to know how to cook, clean and bring in the pay check. Think you can handle that?
The One and Only Katie wrote:
I'll adopt you Elderon, but you have to wear a "uniform". I'm thinking something hot, have to know how to cook, clean and bring in the pay check. Think you can handle that?
1) Uniform must be entirely made of leather
2) Cooking - See pay cheque
3) Cleaning - See pay cheque
4) Pay cheque - this best be big enough to pay for the cooking and cleaning. I won't have time for that with all the work and sex.
5) Air conditioning - must have, anything above 70 degress be outdoor swimming weather (water temp 52+ degress is gewd)
I dont know you may rethink that swimming thought when its triple digits here in the desert. You'd become bacon faster than you could say GFY.
The One and Only Katie wrote:
I dont know you may rethink that swimming thought when its triple digits here in the desert. You'd become bacon faster than you could say GFY.
lol noo.. I'm talking it gets 115+
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