His Noodly Appendage needs a churchFollow

Or a colander, or something.

For whatever reason, I went back to the source site of the Flying Spaghetti Monster guys - the ones who are trying to keep Intelligent Design from being taught as science in schools around the country.

The site has grown considerably, and amusingly enough so has the hate mail. I don't know how many of the quoted emails are just people taking a ****, but some of them seem eerily, though illiterately, sincere:



Fine, fine example of the teachings of Christ, there.

No doubt Jesus would send angry hate-mail to the site operator.

What happened to the pirate ship? The FSM crew was trying to acquire one with the goal of turning it into a floating church. First stop - the Bahamas, where the local populace was desperately in need of conversion.

$10 says that dude had Gangbang *** Rapage 4!! downloading in the background as he composed that email...

What he should be asking is, WWWD. What Would Willis Do.

I like that the hate mails spend so much time not addressing Flying Spaghetti Monsterism in the least. Example,



In the writer's haste to be offended they have missed the entire point of the parody. FSMism is entirely about faith. It's faith in something bizarre, unprovable, and unchallengable.



Ah well. I guess if they're writing to ***** about FSM in the first place it's obvious that they don't understand the point behind it.

This says it all.

Religious or not I found it to be the stupidest thing I have ever seen in my life. Pretty bad considering how dumb people can be in this game about things lol.

I thought it was a highway. *frown*

I'm not so sure. I think His Noolyness can encompass all sorts of noodles, as well as a wide variety of sauces and cheeses.

The Noodle Reformation!

If the FSM gets a floating church I can only guess how long until the splitters start up the Church of the Hovering Linguini Beast.

But I require a literal interpretation! Not to mention there isn't enough ritual in the CoFSM. Add back the religiosity.

As the person, nay...prophet, that brought our noodly savior to this forum, I bring you Intelligent Falling.

The main thing is that, seperation of church and state should be honored. Christians can have their "theory of intelligent design", but their theory is based on their religion and should not be taught in shools. The "Theory of Evolution" is taught in schools. A lot of people just say "they teach evolution" which is wrong. If they where to implement the "Intelligent design theory" into the curriculum it would throw seperation of church and state out the window. Any religion would be then free to have their theories, implemented into the curriculum. If parents are that concerned with their child hearing about the "theory of evolution", they need to send their child to a Christian school. Science is based on physical evidence, not faith, which is why a theory based on religious beliefs should not be in our school curriculums.



The only problem I have with "Intelligent Falling" is that they think it is true just because Einstein and Isaac Newton could not scientifictly identify what exactly gravity is. Their evidence is quoting scriptures -.-, while they have the right to believe what they want to, a schools curriculum should be biased. That's why teachers are not allowed to dicuss religion in schools.(At least in Georgia it is against their policy.) If you want your child to believe in a certain religion teach it at home, thats what churches are for, not a school.

Edited, Fri Mar 3 22:18:02 2006 by kalaria