Lunch time hits the office on yet another Monday. So I make my trek over to the local Subway to get a little slice of Heaven in a meatball sub. So I'm waiting for my turn, in line with what appears to be a Lawyer (ahead of me) and a Cop (behind me. I order my sam'ich and head to the register.
Subway Sandwich Artist: [:Insertlaughingmya[/red]ssoffsmileyfacebutIdon'thavepremiumtoshow:]
"Would you like the combo meal today?"
Me: "No."
I pay and receive a "Have a nice day!"
I, in my quest for nourishment, reply with the standard "Need food, belly empty" grunt and start to head for the door.
Where I am promptly stopped by Waterloos Finest...
"You didn't say Thank you." says the Badge.
Stupid conversation ensues where I drop the word Fu[red]ck in the middle of our conversation (not to the Cop, just in front of the Cop) and receive a 55 Dollar ticket for "Polluting the airwaves and Disturbing the Peace."
Most. Expense. Lunch. Ever.
I think I can beat the ticket.