[Bob walks to the front of the set, clicks his tongue and waits for David. David catches on that Bob wants to talk one-on-one, and gets up and goes to him.]
Bob: Dan, I went to school with your father.
[David nods, clueless.]
Bob: Okay, maybe we’re hitting you with a lot of things here. Let me try to explain--we want a really good ********, one worthy of your caliber.
David: But-but I--
Bob: Talk to your wife, take some time to think about it.
John: Not *too* long.
[Bob, John, and Tom laugh. David’s still clueless.]
David: I-I was the f-first in my class.
Bob: Uh-huh.
David: In *law.* I was the first in my class in *law.*
Bob: Well, it should be a very good ******** then. We will await your answer.
David: Well, you don’t have to wait, because the answer is "no." Okay, s-so you can keep your homes and your country clubs and your blow jobs...because I’m gonna be the best damn lawyer in this country! And, I’m gonna go to court and I’m gonna argue every case I can against you and your fat cat clients! *And,* I’m gonna win!
[Bob, John, and Tom laugh, humoring him.]
Tom: Oh my.
David: What? What?
Bob: Do you really believe that course cases are decided by juries making decisions based on evidence and lawyers’ arguments?
Tom: Oh Danny, how could you be so naive?
Bob: Dan, court cases are decided by a series of blow jobs. In fact, our entire civilization is built on blow jobs. Everything from medicine--
[Cut to Paul and Brian in examination room.]
Brian: A ********??
Paul: Oh come on, George, surely you don’t believe that people get well through treatment with medicine or surgery, do you?
Bob V.O.: To religion--
[Cut to Jay in confessional.]
Jay: Come on, you don’t really believe that your sins will be forgiven by saying some prays and doing a few good works, do you?
Bob V.O.: To prostitution--
[Cut to Bob and Sarah on the street.]
Bob: So, I have to give you--
Sarah: You don’t really believe that I just give *you* a ******** in exchange for some money, do you?
Bob: Yeah...