... get your minds out of the gutter!
I was discussing the plans for a LAN party I am having at my house in March, and a friend mentioned that they had 7 computers. He called one "the laptop" and another Mini something.
So, what do you call your box? Since I have always had the biggest and best computer in the house, and it's self built, I call it "Monster" which is ironic considering that has become my favorite energy drink!
My spare, or mini work computer I call "The 2nd" and each kid's computer is referred to as "Trey's box" or "Kai's"
I reiterate, WHAT DO YOU CALL YOUR BOX?