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#1 Feb 21 2006 at 4:51 PM Rating: Default
Well, I forgot my back pack at home today so I had none of my assignments to turn in. My best friend and I got in a fight, my friend Leah and I got in a fight and so on. I forgot my fourth straight math assignment in a row and I bombed the history test last thursday. So I'm feelin' like shi[b][/b]t walkin' home and I see this scratch off ticket on the ground. I pick it up and its not done, It one of those $5 bingo ones. I get home and scratch it off and get the winning combination of "Box" and it tells me to call the number. So, I called, but I have to call back in two hours... It shows the "box" combination as the $5,000 dollar prize though so... I might have one, I'm not going to get to excited though, there are all kinds of technicalities, no receipt could cause a problem... So yeah, fun stuff...
#3 Feb 21 2006 at 4:57 PM Rating: Decent
Shhh... "It's my mom's..."

Edited, Tue Feb 21 16:58:08 2006 by Codyy
#4 Feb 21 2006 at 4:58 PM Rating: Decent
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So are the panties but that doesn't stop you from stretching them out.
#5 Feb 21 2006 at 5:00 PM Rating: Decent
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Smiley: chug here's to my day becoming that much brighter.
#6 Feb 21 2006 at 5:02 PM Rating: Decent
Glad I could help.
#7 Feb 21 2006 at 5:02 PM Rating: Good
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Duh, you have to give your bank account # to Ungo Mboto, that way he can transfer you the $5000 from his Nigerian holding corporation.


#8 Feb 21 2006 at 5:03 PM Rating: Decent
I got an email like that once.
#9 Feb 21 2006 at 5:06 PM Rating: Decent
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I'm utterly astonished you didn't respond to it in full.

#10 Feb 21 2006 at 5:08 PM Rating: Decent
I told him I didn't have a bank account and he said "Fu[b][/b]ck off"
#12 Feb 21 2006 at 5:09 PM Rating: Decent
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You get that a lot don't you?
#13 Feb 21 2006 at 5:15 PM Rating: Decent
No, not really.
#14 Feb 21 2006 at 6:27 PM Rating: Decent
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This story is false.

We all know that they pick your fat as[i][/i]s up with a hilo and stick you in an oversized wheel barrel for your mom to get you home. So there's no way you were walking home as stated.
#15 Feb 21 2006 at 7:07 PM Rating: Default
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So uh... is this thread part of "The New Asylum v2.0"? Cuz i'm running out of places to steal opinions on things that are like, important...
#16 Feb 21 2006 at 7:31 PM Rating: Decent
Update: To retrieve our prize we gotta listen to some guy about a vacuum...
#17 Feb 21 2006 at 7:49 PM Rating: Decent
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Jawbox the Furtive wrote:
So uh... is this thread part of "The New Asylum v2.0"? Cuz i'm running out of places to steal opinions on things that are like, important...


V2.0? If you're counting changing in the asylum we're well past 2.0. As for stealing opinions grow some balls and make your own.
#18 Feb 21 2006 at 8:08 PM Rating: Default
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MentalFrog wrote:
V2.0? If you're counting changing in the asylum we're well past 2.0.

I count epochs to the thousandths place.

MentalFrog wrote:
As for stealing opinions grow some balls and make your own.

"You're a thickskulled douchebag." How was that? Yeah, that felt good. Thank god the Asylum historian was around to wake me up!
#19 Feb 22 2006 at 5:41 AM Rating: Good
There's no such thing as a bad day. What we comprehend as a bad day is actually important life lessons being beaten into us over and over again until we either **** blood or learn them.

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