1. Where are you from?
California, on the edge of the Mojave desert.
2. How old are you?
63 (going on 14, according to my wife)
3. Liberal, Conservative or sick of em both?
Liberal, no doubt about it. I have never even thought of voting Republican. I've been a campaign worker in the past. Lately, I've been a poll worker.
4. What MMO's have you played?
UO and WoW. I quit UO after less than 1 month of playing (years ago) after being PK'd many, many times. That was enough to turn me off MMOs until I was introduced to WoW.
5. Who is your favorite Asylum poster?
I've never been here before. How the hell would I have a favorite?
6. Tell me your best joke/story
Quote:
One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited to get to meet the President. He began to talk to them and asked them to define the word ''tragedy.''
"Well," one girl replied, "If my mommy ran over my dog, Rover, that would be a tragedy!"
The President smiled at the little girl and said, "No, sweetie. That would be an accident! Can anyone give it a try?"
A little boy sitting across the room raised his hand and said, "I know! I know! If our bus driver ran off of a cliff and killed everyone!"
The President shook his head and said, "No son. That would be a great loss! Doesn't anyone know of a good example of a tragedy?"
A small girl raised her hand and said, "Well, Mr. President, if you and Laura were in Air Force One and it was hit by a missile and blown to smithereens, most people would think that that was a tragedy!"
"Very good," he said. "And what was your reason for that answer?"
"Well," she said, "It would not be an accident and it sure would not be a great loss!"
"Well," one girl replied, "If my mommy ran over my dog, Rover, that would be a tragedy!"
The President smiled at the little girl and said, "No, sweetie. That would be an accident! Can anyone give it a try?"
A little boy sitting across the room raised his hand and said, "I know! I know! If our bus driver ran off of a cliff and killed everyone!"
The President shook his head and said, "No son. That would be a great loss! Doesn't anyone know of a good example of a tragedy?"
A small girl raised her hand and said, "Well, Mr. President, if you and Laura were in Air Force One and it was hit by a missile and blown to smithereens, most people would think that that was a tragedy!"
"Very good," he said. "And what was your reason for that answer?"
"Well," she said, "It would not be an accident and it sure would not be a great loss!"
yes.
Quote:
If a person happens to put their hand down a Wombat hole, the Wombat will feel the disturbance and think "Ho! My hole is collapsing!" at which it will brace its muscled legs and push up against the roof of its burrow with incredible force, to prevent its collapse. Any unfortunate hand will be crushed, and attempts to withdraw will cause the Wombat to simply bear down harder. The unfortunate will then bleed to death through their crushed hand as the wombat prevents him from seeking assistance. This is considered the third most embarrassing known way to die, and Australians don't talk about it much.
In one thread we've approached the topics of abortion, the death penalty, gun control, the Iraq war, rights of homosexuals, evolution, Gitmo, Immigrants and Wombats, any of which could have spiraled this thing off into deep tangents of potentially volatile discussion, yet: 
