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7. Wombats. Yes or No?
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Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
We need fresh blood.I extended an olive branch.
What is done is done, they are going to come. We might as well grab the good ones.
What is done is done, they are going to come. We might as well grab the good ones.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
Hi, my name is Tyrandor, I post on the WoW forum, and I just got fired today 
How was your day?
How was your day?
More WoW time for you! Yippie indeed.
Example:
1. Where are you from?
Canada.
2. How old are you?
Old enough
3. Liberal, Conservative or sick of em both?
Liberal but also sick of them both.
4. What MMO's have you played?
Daoc, EnB, FFXI, Eve Online, WoW
6. Tell me your best joke/story
Not on the first date.
7. Wombats. Yes or No?
Sweet lord yes
Edited, Tue Feb 21 16:44:38 2006 by bodhisattva
1. Where are you from?
Canada.
2. How old are you?
Old enough
3. Liberal, Conservative or sick of em both?
Liberal but also sick of them both.
4. What MMO's have you played?
Daoc, EnB, FFXI, Eve Online, WoW
6. Tell me your best joke/story
Not on the first date.
7. Wombats. Yes or No?
Sweet lord yes
Edited, Tue Feb 21 16:44:38 2006 by bodhisattva
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
Warchief Tyrandor wrote:
Hi, my name is Tyrandor, I post on the WoW forum, and I just got fired today
Ouch Tyr. That sucks.
But hey, now you can find a job that will fit around your guild's raiding schedule.
Ya know what? I will take a stab at this, because I am bored out of my ******* skull.
1. From Indiana. And I mean middle-of-nowhere-"my HS had a Tractor Day"-Indiana
2. I am 25.
3. I am sick of both of them in their current incarnations. More a "Leave my money alone and **** all else" Republican than anything.
4. I popped my MMO cherry on WoW and don't see anything pulling me away anytime soon.
5. Possibly Neph since he is kind of a Guerrilla fighter slipping into the WoW boards with funny little quips.
6. Best short joke I know is "Why do women fake orgasms?" "Because they think we care." First heard it when I was 16 and I am really no more mature now than I was then.
7. Wombats? **** Yeah!
~Rock
Quote:
1. Where are you from?
2. How old are you?
3. Liberal, Conservative or sick of em both?
4. What MMO's have you played?
5. Who is your favorite Asylum poster?
6. Tell me your best joke/story
7. Wombats. Yes or No?
2. How old are you?
3. Liberal, Conservative or sick of em both?
4. What MMO's have you played?
5. Who is your favorite Asylum poster?
6. Tell me your best joke/story
7. Wombats. Yes or No?
1. From Indiana. And I mean middle-of-nowhere-"my HS had a Tractor Day"-Indiana
2. I am 25.
3. I am sick of both of them in their current incarnations. More a "Leave my money alone and **** all else" Republican than anything.
4. I popped my MMO cherry on WoW and don't see anything pulling me away anytime soon.
5. Possibly Neph since he is kind of a Guerrilla fighter slipping into the WoW boards with funny little quips.
6. Best short joke I know is "Why do women fake orgasms?" "Because they think we care." First heard it when I was 16 and I am really no more mature now than I was then.
7. Wombats? **** Yeah!
~Rock
Work is overrated.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
1. Where are you from?
Hard to say, internet knows no nationality.
2. How old are you?
About 20
3. Liberal, Conservative or sick of em both?
Pretty sick I guess.
4. What MMO's have you played?
Ultima Online, Runescape, Knight Online, Ragnarok and some other crap, but can't remember the name. Currently WoW.
5. Who is your favorite Asylum poster?
Napoleon?
6. Tell me your best joke/story
ORC SMASH!
7. Wombats. Yes or No?
Maybe?
Hard to say, internet knows no nationality.
2. How old are you?
About 20
3. Liberal, Conservative or sick of em both?
Pretty sick I guess.
4. What MMO's have you played?
Ultima Online, Runescape, Knight Online, Ragnarok and some other crap, but can't remember the name. Currently WoW.
5. Who is your favorite Asylum poster?
Napoleon?
6. Tell me your best joke/story
ORC SMASH!
7. Wombats. Yes or No?
Maybe?
Soon-to-be-Guru wrote:
5. Possibly Neph since he is kind of a Guerrilla fighter slipping into the WoW boards with funny little quips.
YES! YYYEEEEESSSSS!!!!!
1. Where are you from? Maine. And yes it sucks as much as you've heard.
2. How old are you? Legally? 23 According to anyone who knows me personally? 5
3. Liberal, Conservative or sick of em both? I don't do labesls. Though I'd probably fall into liberal if some sort of goverment mandated test existed.
4. What MMO's have you played? EQ, how long? I can't remember. EQ2, about 2 weeks. World fo WarCraft, 1 year or so.
5. Who is your favorite Asylum poster? I dont' Play favorites, your all the same to me.
6. Tell me your best joke/story. I'm cooking dinner and getting ready to send my 3 year old daughter back to her drug addicted, battered women shelter living, lost her youngest son to DHS for almost starving him to death, can't get my daughter away from her because no one in this fuc[b][/b]king state gives a **** mother. I'm not in the mood for stories.
7. Wombats. Yes or No? How much have I had to drink?
2. How old are you? Legally? 23 According to anyone who knows me personally? 5
3. Liberal, Conservative or sick of em both? I don't do labesls. Though I'd probably fall into liberal if some sort of goverment mandated test existed.
4. What MMO's have you played? EQ, how long? I can't remember. EQ2, about 2 weeks. World fo WarCraft, 1 year or so.
5. Who is your favorite Asylum poster? I dont' Play favorites, your all the same to me.
6. Tell me your best joke/story. I'm cooking dinner and getting ready to send my 3 year old daughter back to her drug addicted, battered women shelter living, lost her youngest son to DHS for almost starving him to death, can't get my daughter away from her because no one in this fuc[b][/b]king state gives a **** mother. I'm not in the mood for stories.
7. Wombats. Yes or No? How much have I had to drink?
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5. Possibly Neph since he is kind of a Guerrilla fighter slipping into the WoW boards with funny little quips.
Oh boy, if Neph is the funniest guy on the WoW boards, you've got a lot to learn.Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
I'll play.
1. Where are you from?
Canada
2. How old are you?
Old enough to drink, smoke and **** everywhere.
3. Liberal, Conservative or sick of em both?
Conservative, but I secretly hate them both.
4. What MMO's have you played?
WoW and FFXI (Gasp!)
5. Who is your favorite Asylum poster?
pa[b][/b]ss
6. Tell me your best joke/story
I don't do best, it's all bottom of the barrel over here.
7. Wombats. Yes or No?
WTF is a wombat?
1. Where are you from?
Canada
2. How old are you?
Old enough to drink, smoke and **** everywhere.
3. Liberal, Conservative or sick of em both?
Conservative, but I secretly hate them both.
4. What MMO's have you played?
WoW and FFXI (Gasp!)
5. Who is your favorite Asylum poster?
pa[b][/b]ss
6. Tell me your best joke/story
I don't do best, it's all bottom of the barrel over here.
7. Wombats. Yes or No?
WTF is a wombat?
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Seoman (otherwise known as the guy WoW steals NPC names from)
1. New Hampshire
2. Too damn old, I have a kid that's almost as old as alot of WoW players.
3. Neither. Follow my own views. Haven't found a religion or political group that believes as I believe.
4. UO, EnB (for like 2 weeks), FFXI, CoH (for like 2 weeks), WoW
5. Kakar, only cause he was in my guild back in the day. Rest of 'em have no clue who they are.
6. Have to earn the right to hear it.
7. Badgers > all
What the hell, this afternoon was getting boring.
Edited, Tue Feb 21 16:51:54 2006 by SeomanP
1. New Hampshire
2. Too damn old, I have a kid that's almost as old as alot of WoW players.
3. Neither. Follow my own views. Haven't found a religion or political group that believes as I believe.
4. UO, EnB (for like 2 weeks), FFXI, CoH (for like 2 weeks), WoW
5. Kakar, only cause he was in my guild back in the day. Rest of 'em have no clue who they are.
6. Have to earn the right to hear it.
7. Badgers > all
What the hell, this afternoon was getting boring.
Edited, Tue Feb 21 16:51:54 2006 by SeomanP
I'm certainly not a wow poster, but I'll play anyway.
1. Where are you from? Wonderland
2. How old are you? 24/F
3. Liberal, Conservative or sick of em both? Bleedin' heart liberal
4. What MMO's have you played? None! ever. What's an mmo?
5. Who is your favorite Asylum poster? None so far.
6. Tell me your best joke/story Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar, the bartender says...why the long face?
I don't retain good jokes, sorry.
7. Wombats. Yes or No? Yes. Everyone can use a wayward wombat. kwim?
1. Where are you from? Wonderland
2. How old are you? 24/F
3. Liberal, Conservative or sick of em both? Bleedin' heart liberal
4. What MMO's have you played? None! ever. What's an mmo?
5. Who is your favorite Asylum poster? None so far.
6. Tell me your best joke/story Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar, the bartender says...why the long face?
I don't retain good jokes, sorry.
7. Wombats. Yes or No? Yes. Everyone can use a wayward wombat. kwim?
1) I'm from the WoW boards, posting here from SW Virginia, originally from Ohio.
2) 26
3) Both sides appeal to me, and the extremists from each side **** me off, so I avoid the whole idea.
4) Started with a MUD called Achaea. Programmed for that briefly, then moved on to DAoC. A 1 year stint with FFXI before moving on to WoW. Thinking about picking up EQ2 for the free month. $30 for the core + expansions and a free month seems like a pretty good deal.
5) I don't even know who the regulars are. I see Tyr posted above me - I'll label him as my favorite.
6) Time here at work prevents me from thinking about this.
7) Yes. Wombats are cool. And I feel kind of out-classed by everyone and their 4000+ post counts. Sheesh.
2) 26
3) Both sides appeal to me, and the extremists from each side **** me off, so I avoid the whole idea.
4) Started with a MUD called Achaea. Programmed for that briefly, then moved on to DAoC. A 1 year stint with FFXI before moving on to WoW. Thinking about picking up EQ2 for the free month. $30 for the core + expansions and a free month seems like a pretty good deal.
5) I don't even know who the regulars are. I see Tyr posted above me - I'll label him as my favorite.
6) Time here at work prevents me from thinking about this.
7) Yes. Wombats are cool. And I feel kind of out-classed by everyone and their 4000+ post counts. Sheesh.
Heh, kinda pathetic, but that's the first thing that crossed my mind Seo. I'm not 'fired' per say, I got a termination of contract (and so did my whole department) on June 30th. So that's a few months to get my **** together.
Hated the job. But I hate job hunting even more.
I guess I'll do the formal thing too, since I hate being left out.
1. Where are you from?
Canada
2. How old are you?
25
3. Liberal, Conservative or sick of em both?
A bit of both I guess, altho I've been told I'm more conservative then liberal.
4. What MMO's have you played?
DaoC, FFXI, WoW... wait, this is an oot forum, what do you care?
5. Who is your favorite Asylum poster?
Uh... I only know Bodhi really.
6. Tell me your best joke/story
Me being in the Asylum forum is a pretty good joke.
7. Wombats. Yes or No?
Yes.
Hated the job. But I hate job hunting even more.
I guess I'll do the formal thing too, since I hate being left out.
1. Where are you from?
Canada
2. How old are you?
25
3. Liberal, Conservative or sick of em both?
A bit of both I guess, altho I've been told I'm more conservative then liberal.
4. What MMO's have you played?
DaoC, FFXI, WoW... wait, this is an oot forum, what do you care?
5. Who is your favorite Asylum poster?
Uh... I only know Bodhi really.
6. Tell me your best joke/story
Me being in the Asylum forum is a pretty good joke.
7. Wombats. Yes or No?
Yes.
bodhisattva wrote:
Greetings ****, scaredy cats and nancies.
Introduce yourself
Introduce yourself
I feel all fuzzy.
1. Washington State
2. 23
3. More conservative than liberal
4. WoW mainly, a little EVE and CoH
5. I would have to go with Aegis, but only because I feel obligated to like him ever since he gave me that Horizon Choker which my priest still uses and cherishes to this day.
6. Hardly my best, but... A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel down his pants. The bartender says, "Hey, you know you got a steering wheel in your pants?"
The pirate says, "Arggg, it's driving me nuts."
7. Wombats? Well i loved Rocko's Modern Life, so I'd have to say, "Yes"
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More WoW time for you! Yippie indeed.
At least until he can't pay the monthly fee.
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5. Possibly N_ph since he is kind of a Guerrilla fighter slipping into the WoW boards with funny little quips.
So Rocksmith is N_ph's sock?
No + for you N_ph.
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Introduce yourself
My name is Jessica, hi everyone!
1. Where are you from? Sacramento, CA originally. I am in Colorado now going to college at Colorado Sate
2. How old are you? 19
3. Liberal, Conservative or sick of em both? Liberal I <3 the trees!
4. What MMO's have you played? just WoW
5. Who is your favorite Asylum poster? Demea is someone I could go down on.
6. Tell me your best joke/story My roomie and I were playing WoW, and we both play night elfs (female of course lol) and we were in Goldshire with our clothes off dancing for tips. Then we decided to do that irl so we stripped down to our underwear and started dancing around. Some guys from next door came over, it was fun!!
7. Wombats. Yes or No? I <3 animals too! hehe
My name is Jessica, hi everyone!
1. Where are you from? Sacramento, CA originally. I am in Colorado now going to college at Colorado Sate
2. How old are you? 19
3. Liberal, Conservative or sick of em both? Liberal I <3 the trees!
4. What MMO's have you played? just WoW
5. Who is your favorite Asylum poster? Demea is someone I could go down on.
6. Tell me your best joke/story My roomie and I were playing WoW, and we both play night elfs (female of course lol) and we were in Goldshire with our clothes off dancing for tips. Then we decided to do that irl so we stripped down to our underwear and started dancing around. Some guys from next door came over, it was fun!!
7. Wombats. Yes or No? I <3 animals too! hehe
Bodhi, you're supposed to get them to create a new post to answer each question. That way there's more consolidated rate-down fodder.
Wombats for those who don't know
Learning is fun!
Quote:
Unfortunately many people's only contact with wombats is on highways at night, when many are killed in accidents, often doing considerable damage to vehicles.
Learning is fun!
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
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