Jophiel wrote:
About 20% of the time, I enter the bathroom to find the toilet seat up as if someone has eschewed the urinal to **** in the toilet instead. Why??
Maybe they like shi[/i]tting with the seat up.
- Forums
- Cross Site
- The Asylum
- Riddle for the Men
Riddle for the MenFollow
Maybe they like shi[/i]tting with the seat up.
Do what now?
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Penises.
Quote:
I enter the bathroom to find the toilet seat up as if someone has eschewed the urinal to **** in the toilet instead. Why??
Why people can't figure it out that you don't **** in a sh[b][/b]tter is beyond me.
Then there's the Bastards who can't figure out how to lift the seat when they do.
It's a fun word.
So Joph, has anyone at your office been so ill that they make use of both the urinal and toilet at the same time? (Obviously not the intended use for a urinal, but better than the floor)
That could make for an interesting day...
That could make for an interesting day...
"Sometimes, after someone uses the toilet, they might still need to take a **** afterword. It seems that for some people, it is a lot easier to empty it out when standing. So, after flushing, they stand up, raise the seat, take a ****, flush again.
or so I've heard."
That was my answer, but now that I know there is such a thing as "urinal phobia" I'm going to go with that, because it's more amusing.
or so I've heard."
That was my answer, but now that I know there is such a thing as "urinal phobia" I'm going to go with that, because it's more amusing.
Maybe that's where he keeps his gum when not chewing it. Still inconsiderate not to put the lid down.
because people dont give a damn about anything but themselves for the most part.
i have a job working with about 200 people making very good money. **** on the floor. **** on the toliet seats. unflushed toliets. paper towels all over the floor and in the sink.
our union, when they banned smoking everywhere around the building, paid to have a "smoking deck" built out of wood. a screened in wood patio with a cieling and benches. cigarette buts on the floor, on the seats, burn marks on the seats and floor where butts were left still burning when the person who was smoking it just walked away when he was done. it is disgusting and looks like a day laborer pick up spot. it is almost a year old.
you can take them out of the trailer park, but you cant take the trailer park out of them.
people dont give a crap about other people as a rule. they get what they want, do what they want to do, and dump the rest where ever it happens to land and then walk away expecting, or more to the point, not caring if anyone cleans it up or not.
welcome to the human race, where man can land on the moon, build a space station, but still cant figure out how to flush a toliet or clean up after himself.
this whole terrorist thing? why do we think we deserve better?
i have a job working with about 200 people making very good money. **** on the floor. **** on the toliet seats. unflushed toliets. paper towels all over the floor and in the sink.
our union, when they banned smoking everywhere around the building, paid to have a "smoking deck" built out of wood. a screened in wood patio with a cieling and benches. cigarette buts on the floor, on the seats, burn marks on the seats and floor where butts were left still burning when the person who was smoking it just walked away when he was done. it is disgusting and looks like a day laborer pick up spot. it is almost a year old.
you can take them out of the trailer park, but you cant take the trailer park out of them.
people dont give a crap about other people as a rule. they get what they want, do what they want to do, and dump the rest where ever it happens to land and then walk away expecting, or more to the point, not caring if anyone cleans it up or not.
welcome to the human race, where man can land on the moon, build a space station, but still cant figure out how to flush a toliet or clean up after himself.
this whole terrorist thing? why do we think we deserve better?
I dunno...
Normally in those private urinals I like to stand back and see how good my aim is, so I'd be all over that ****.
Normally in those private urinals I like to stand back and see how good my aim is, so I'd be all over that ****.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
shadowrelm wrote:
this whole terrorist thing? why do we think we deserve better?
It's obviously the moral majority.
Because they pissed on it and the janitor has to come and wash the bottem below the lid and forgets to put it down.
shadowrelm wrote:
i have a job working with about 200 people making very good money. **** on the floor. **** on the toliet seats. unflushed toliets. paper towels all over the floor and in the sink.
our union, when they banned smoking everywhere around the building, paid to have a "smoking deck" built out of wood. a screened in wood patio with a cieling and benches. cigarette buts on the floor, on the seats, burn marks on the seats and floor where butts were left still burning when the person who was smoking it just walked away when he was done. it is disgusting and looks like a day laborer pick up spot. it is almost a year old.
our union, when they banned smoking everywhere around the building, paid to have a "smoking deck" built out of wood. a screened in wood patio with a cieling and benches. cigarette buts on the floor, on the seats, burn marks on the seats and floor where butts were left still burning when the person who was smoking it just walked away when he was done. it is disgusting and looks like a day laborer pick up spot. it is almost a year old.
The bathroom is clean, even the toilet itself is clean. The only odd thing is the seat being left up. It's not as if the toilet was rubbed down with ***** and vomit.
Though I now know that landscapers are cleaner people than air traffic controllers. Who'd have guessed it?
Edited, Wed Feb 22 18:50:32 2006 by Jophiel
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Recent Visitors: 203
All times are in CST
Anonymous Guests (203)
- Forums
- Cross Site
- The Asylum
- Riddle for the Men
© 2024 Fanbyte LLC