Pizza Hut is running a commercial now with Jessica Simpson, singing "These bites were made for popping", which is about the ONLY creative adaptation that's ever been done to any song she's ripped off.
But wait, Jessica Simpson? That's not enough to sell pizza, especially since no one gives a crap about her Dukes of Hazard movie any more, so lets throw the Muppets in there too for the last 3 seconds of the commercial!
Woooo hooo, pimp that childhood!
I swear to god, if Britney Spears and Octimus Prime try to sell me sneakers, I'm tossing my TV out the window.
Edited, Mon Feb 20 10:51:39 2006 by Ferrish
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It's a buisness you expect no advertisment? Pretty good idea imo, I mean, Jessica Simpson got my attention :] and the muppets would get the attention of the kids. They just doubled their target audience for the commercial.
Sex sells.
Sex with muppets sells more.
Sex with muppets sells more.
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Sex sells.
Sex with muppets sells more.
Sex with muppets sells more.
Muppet sex with a new pointless variation of the pizza, priceless.
♪ they're CRUMBelievable, OHHHH!, dendendendadumdadumdadumdendenden ♪
and y'know, in ancient Rome, companies would pay to get ads put on the side of tombs and mortuaries... soo.. nothing has changed all that much.
There's also that whole, I'll sell a section of my flesh for you to tatoo and advertise on.
I saw SykonianNinja's commercial for satellite TV the other day. He had the tattoo on his chest..."I'm with Stupid" with the finger pointing straight up.
The pharmaceutical industry is inventing diseases for their drugs to cure. Jessica Simpson and the muppets are amateur by comparison.
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The pharmaceutical industry is inventing diseases for their drugs to cure.
I know from experience of researching drugs that my dad has been perscribed. The symptoms of the drugs are worse then the desise. As for curing them, if they did that then no one would be sick and the pharmacueutical companies would be loosing money.
Jessica Simpson straddling a piece of bacon would help me get up in the morning
Octimus Prime?
Is that a truck with 8 arms?
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Pizza Hut is running a commercial now with Jessica Simpson, singing "These bites were made for popping", which is about the ONLY creative adaptation that's ever been done to any song she's ripped off.
But wait, Jessica Simpson? That's not enough to sell pizza, especially since no one gives a crap about her Dukes of Hazard movie any more, so lets throw the Muppets in there too for the last 3 seconds of the commercial!
Woooo hooo, pimp that childhood!
I swear to god, if Britney Spears and Octimus Prime try to sell me sneakers, I'm tossing my TV out the window.
But wait, Jessica Simpson? That's not enough to sell pizza, especially since no one gives a crap about her Dukes of Hazard movie any more, so lets throw the Muppets in there too for the last 3 seconds of the commercial!
Woooo hooo, pimp that childhood!
I swear to god, if Britney Spears and Octimus Prime try to sell me sneakers, I'm tossing my TV out the window.
Sad, but the whole time I watch that commercial, all I can think is "If you eat the whole crust first, then how are you supposed to hold the pizza?"
But I'm a man who likes his pizza.
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Local [pizza] joints ftw.
yup, cuz no one makes better pizza than the neighborhood potheads.
I saw that commercial and it reminded me of an old joke:
Q: How is pu55y like pizza?
A: When it's good, it's REAL good. And when it's bad, it's still not that bad.
Mind you, time and experience have proven that answer to be less than wholly true, on both parts. I've seen some I just wouldn't eat.
Q: How is pu55y like pizza?
A: When it's good, it's REAL good. And when it's bad, it's still not that bad.
Mind you, time and experience have proven that answer to be less than wholly true, on both parts. I've seen some I just wouldn't eat.
Ferrish wrote:
I swear to god, if Britney Spears and Octimus Prime try to sell me sneakers, I'm tossing my TV out the window.
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Fat Britney or how she looked in "hit me baby, one more time"?
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