MasticationFollow

I find myself masticating rather often these days. Up to 3 times at work, and often again when I get home. It's becoming too much. I have even been known to masticate DURING meetings. My doctor tells me that if I do not cut down on how much I masticate I could eventually die.

What I find most pleasing is when I get to masticate with my lovely wife. She doesn't mind masticating with me as it makes her mouth stronger from the workout. We ususally like to masticate together in public at least once a month if we can get away.

So how often do you masticate? Do you prefer it alone or with someone special? Tell us your mastication story.

I've lost the urge to masticate these days. I prefer to imbibe instead.

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