Someone -- I don't know who yet -- is displaying some highly inappropriate bathroom behavior at my office. Problem #1: Half of his bladder's contents appears to reach the floor rather than in the urinal. Probelm #2: The half that makes it in the urinal does not get flushed down.
I could probably deal with this I suppose, except for the fact that THE MOTHERFU[/U]CKER HAS GOT THE STINKEST RANKEST URNINE KNOWN TO MAN OR BEAST.
Something must be done. Please advise.