Dear Asylum Posters,
Thank you for being so painfully mediocre these last couple weeks! It makes the awesomeness that is my each and every post all the more noticeable.
Each poster has a purpose and a persona, I would like to thank you for playing the part of the ugly girl hired to stand beside my post to make it look all the better. The sad fact is I don't need the help. My posts look good enough on their own, they dont require someone to play the role of dull to make them look better becuase they are better.
So if you could find your e-peens before they shrivel and fall off from disuse that would be grand.
Sincerely Yours,
bodhisattva
Edited, Fri Feb 17 12:03:58 2006 by bodhisattva