Dear Asylum Posters,
Thank you for being so painfully mediocre these last couple weeks! It makes the awesomeness that is my each and every post all the more noticeable.
Each poster has a purpose and a persona, I would like to thank you for playing the part of the ugly girl hired to stand beside my post to make it look all the better. The sad fact is I don't need the help. My posts look good enough on their own, they dont require someone to play the role of dull to make them look better becuase they are better.
So if you could find your e-peens before they shrivel and fall off from disuse that would be grand.
Sincerely Yours,
bodhisattva
Edited, Fri Feb 17 12:03:58 2006 by bodhisattva
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Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
I've actually been busy at work this past week, so I've not been able to post. Not that my posts contribut much, but at least they are posts that you guys can bounce off of to make yourselves look better.
I actually got work done.
Do you have any idea how that's like?!
Time/New Threads will heal the wounds.
Do you have any idea how that's like?!
Time/New Threads will heal the wounds.
Meh, another dull thread to continue to trend. 
Aegis wrote:
Meh, another dull thread to continue to trend.
Seriously is that the best you could come up with?
How f[b][/b]ucking terribly dissappointing.
Edited, Fri Feb 17 12:31:47 2006 by bodhisattva
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
It's February, the Asylum always tends to suck at this time of year...all the idiots and s[b][/b]hittrolls show up at this time of year(I first came here in February last year...that's an example...I guess), nothing exciting ever happens in February so there aren't as many threads, and for some reason, half of the regulars aren't posting as much or as well as they normally do...
10k before the site's inevitable death or bust
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
Alan Watts wrote:
I am omnipotent insofar as I am the Universe, but I am not an omnipotent in the role of Alan Watts, only cunning
Eske wrote:
I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.
Sir Driftwood wrote:
It's February, the Asylum always tends to suck at this time of year...all the idiots and s[b][/b]hittrolls show up at this time of year(I first came here in February last year...that's an example...I guess), nothing exciting ever happens in February so there aren't as many threads, and for some reason, half of the regulars aren't posting as much or as well as they normally do...
Thank you, n00bie, for your profile of the Asylum.
bodhisattva wrote:
Aegis wrote:
Meh, another dull thread to continue to trend.
Seriously is that the best you could come up with?
How f[b][/b]ucking terribly dissappointing.
Edited, Fri Feb 17 12:31:47 2006 by bodhisattva
I put as much thought in my response as you did your original post. It’s the rest of the Asylum posters who are disappointed in you.
You're losing it B
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Thank you, n00bie, for your profile of the Asylum.
You're Welcome Nadenu
10k before the site's inevitable death or bust
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
Alan Watts wrote:
I am omnipotent insofar as I am the Universe, but I am not an omnipotent in the role of Alan Watts, only cunning
Eske wrote:
I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.
My game is as razor dull as it has ever been.
When was the last time you did anything worth noting Sweat Pants?
When was the last time you did anything worth noting Sweat Pants?
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
Vegas was teh win.
Mind you, I didn't win... but I only lost like $30 so it was all good.
Mind you, I didn't win... but I only lost like $30 so it was all good.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
No clue B, I don't really keep score. Maybe your could tell me?
I heard you went with the lady friend!!!
The thought of you getting serious with a real life woman is getting the Allafemmes all jealous.
The thought of you getting serious with a real life woman is getting the Allafemmes all jealous.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
Aegis wrote:
Maybe your could tell me?
Not in this thread, and thats all this matter.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
As well they should be. Jophiel-land is prime real estate for any lady to place her flag on.
Especially compared to most of the Asylum geography
Especially compared to most of the Asylum geography
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
bodhisattva wrote:
I heard you went with the lady friend!!!
The thought of you getting serious with a real life woman is getting the Allafemmes all jealous.
The thought of you getting serious with a real life woman is getting the Allafemmes all jealous.
Nonsense! The idea of committment makes us all warm and kinda dizzy. Doesn't even have to be committment to any of US.
Of course committment to any of us would probably result in committment of another sort, but ANYway...
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Someguy wrote:
bodhi, when did you turn into the fat cop from Super Troopers?
About the same time you started getting all in a huff over obviously flame bait self aggrandizing threads.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
Jophiel wrote:
Vegas was teh win.
Mind you, I didn't win... but I only lost like $30 so it was all good.
Mind you, I didn't win... but I only lost like $30 so it was all good.
Yeah, yeah... whatever... Did you buy WoW???
RandomPoster#12 wrote:
I suck at flaming anyways.
Just at flaming?
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
I'm BLUE!!!!!
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