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On Valentines Day! I was so pissed. What would you have done? I know what I did...
You chopped your balls off and shoved a hot poker up your ***? Congratulations on doing something right for a change.
That time of the month? No, you're early. The trolls don't come here and **** all over the forums posting inane threads about their insignificant lives until the third friday of the month. Come back in a week and a half.
You chopped your balls off and shoved a hot poker up your ***? Congratulations on doing something right for a change.
hehe yeah I ... wait, what?
*how the hell did he know?*
hehe yeah I ... wait, what?
*how the hell did he know?*
That time of the month? No, you're early. The trolls don't come here and sh*t all over the forums posting inane threads about their insignificant lives until the third friday of the month. Come back in a week and a half.
Oh sh*t. My bad. I didn't check the calendar. I was dazzled by all of the existing significant, intelligent and thought-provoking threads in this forum. So sorry.
Oh sh*t. My bad. I didn't check the calendar. I was dazzled by all of the existing significant, intelligent and thought-provoking threads in this forum. So sorry.
ox wrote:
That time of the month...
Every 28 days, Sugar. Just like clockwork.
Since we're on the subject:
What kind of sex will you have with your women while she's on the rag?
Ladies, what do you allow or offer up?
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
If I was single, I'd totally make-out with you Elinda.
Just make sure you lay a towel down. Or bust out the rubber sheets.
Elinda wrote:
ox wrote:
That time of the month...
Every 28 days, Sugar. Just like clockwork.
Since we're on the subject:
What kind of sex will you have with your women while she's on the rag?
Ladies, what do you allow or offer up?
Other than making out and some cuddling, maybe nothing unless she feels "giving," though it makes me feel guilty not really reciprocating.
I personally find doing anything sexual while the woman is bleeding to be hella gross. The "time of the month" itself isn't gross at all, don't get me wrong...but just fiddling down there is during is what gets to me.
I would never.
Grizzleox the Shady wrote:
Just make sure you lay a towel down. Or bust out the rubber sheets.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
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By: Elinda
You have rubber sheets?
Quote:
Grizzleox the Shady wrote:
Just make sure you lay a towel down. Or bust out the rubber sheets.
Just make sure you lay a towel down. Or bust out the rubber sheets.
You have rubber sheets?
Doesn't everyone?
Sir Exodus wrote:
Elinda wrote:
ox wrote:
That time of the month...
Every 28 days, Sugar. Just like clockwork.
Since we're on the subject:
What kind of sex will you have with your women while she's on the rag?
Ladies, what do you allow or offer up?
Other than making out and some cuddling, maybe nothing unless she feels "giving," though it makes me feel guilty not really reciprocating.
I personally find doing anything sexual while the woman is bleeding to be hella gross. The "time of the month" itself isn't gross at all, don't get me wrong...but just fiddling down there is during is what gets to me.
I would never.
fu[b][/b]cking pusssies, whining over a little blood,
EARN those Red Wings BOY!!
EARN those Red Wings BOY!!
You have rubber sheets?
For just that occasion.
For just that occasion.
Kelvyquayo, Eater of Souls wrote:
fu[b][/b]cking pusssies, whining over a little blood,
EARN those Red Wings BOY!!
EARN those Red Wings BOY!!
OMG I haven't heard that term in ages...
Mistress Darkflame wrote:
Kelvyquayo, Eater of Souls wrote:
fu[b][/b]cking pusssies, whining over a little blood,
EARN those Red Wings BOY!!
EARN those Red Wings BOY!!
OMG I haven't heard that term in ages...
Don't forget there are also Brown Wings to earn as well...
Jawbox the Furtive wrote:
Mistress Darkflame wrote:
Kelvyquayo, Eater of Souls wrote:
fu[/b]cking pusssies, whining over a little blood,
EARN those Red Wings BOY!!
EARN those Red Wings BOY!!
OMG I haven't heard that term in ages...
Don't forget there are also Brown Wings to earn as well...
Yup. Flip her over and hit that shit.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Debalic wrote:
Jawbox the Furtive wrote:
Mistress Darkflame wrote:
Kelvyquayo, Eater of Souls wrote:
fu[/b]cking pusssies, whining over a little blood,
EARN those Red Wings BOY!!
EARN those Red Wings BOY!!
OMG I haven't heard that term in ages...
Don't forget there are also Brown Wings to earn as well...
Yup. Flip her over and hit that shit.
Uh, I thought that was "tossin' salad"
god, you guys are crass
I had a buddy that thought givin a "rusty trombone" meant having sex with his girl while she was on the rag. Which isnt what it means at all (urban dictionary is your friend) this caused a lot of confusion when he said "dude I gave my girlfriend a rusty trombone this weekend!". We were all like 
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bodhisattva wrote:
I had a buddy that thought givin a "rusty trombone" meant having sex with his girl while she was on the rag. Which isnt what it means at all (urban dictionary is your friend) this caused a lot of confusion when he said "dude I gave my girlfriend a rusty trombone this weekend!". We were all like
The proper response would have been "So is her di[/i]ck bigger than yours?'
bodhisattva wrote:
I had a buddy that thought givin a "rusty trombone" meant having sex with his girl while she was on the rag. Which isnt what it means at all (urban dictionary is your friend) this caused a lot of confusion when he said "dude I gave my girlfriend a rusty trombone this weekend!". We were all like
! Classic.
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Uh, I thought that was "tossin' salad"
I think you're thinking about Vampire Teeth.
My girlfriend was on her that time of the month..
Let's just say, I got cranium.
Let's just say, I got cranium.
Malechi wrote:
My girlfriend was on her that time of the month..
Let's just say, I got cranium.
Let's just say, I got cranium.
I refuse to believe that anyone who uses the phrase "I got cranium" as a euphemism for being on the receiving end of felatio has ever actually been involved in any such act.
Around these parts, it's refered to as "dome".
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