Ah yes, you seem to understand the language well enough, but here's the solution: DSD, walk up behind your man dressed in a sexy teddy. While rubbing his shoulders order him to log out of his game and to not look behind him. Once he complies, cover his eyes and walk him over to the bed. Throw him down and jump on him. Hard. Declare it is valentines day and you are going to f[b][/b]uck his brains out if he likes it or not. Start off with a spanking since he was such a bad boy.
That should get things rolling.
If that fails, PM me for a plane ticket. RAWR! Edited, Tue Feb 14 14:34:16 2006 by Elderon