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#1 Feb 13 2006 at 2:50 PM Rating: Decent
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I SWEAR to GOD, my local morning pre-commute "convienience" store has been using DECAF instead of regular in their REGULAR pots...

I have been suspecting this for the passed week, but this time I can no longer deny it.

If during my hour long commute and dozing off WHILST drinking the coffee somthing is wrong, and it ain't with me.. I know my sleep/awake limits.

I used to work at one of these same stores.. and I KNOW how they will do if somone didn't order enough regular... and just use the Decaf instaed thinking that no one would notice... or else just reuse the same old used grinds because somone is too lazy to change the ******* Filter...


So on my lunch break I went and got McDonalds coffee. and LO and BEHOLD!! Suddenly the black and white of my day has been changed to TechnoColour!!


Yeah, I'll be haviing some words with the MORANS running said Store.... fu[b][/b]cks

Edited, Mon Feb 13 14:54:23 2006 by Kelvyquayo
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#2 Feb 13 2006 at 2:56 PM Rating: Good
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Well what're you waiting for?

Out with the Semtex belt and the "Behead Infidels" banners!
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#3 Feb 13 2006 at 2:59 PM Rating: Decent
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I'm just waiting for the cartoonsSmiley: mad
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#4 Feb 13 2006 at 3:01 PM Rating: Default
Blech. I hate decaf, I swear it tastes funny.
#5 Feb 13 2006 at 3:01 PM Rating: Decent
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I say shoot them. Be sure to cry out "Behold I am Kevlquayo the Eater of Souls and I am here for you!" before firing wildly so you can back up your insanity plea.

Blame Alla. Then sue for millions. Rinse and repeat.
#6 Feb 13 2006 at 3:02 PM Rating: Decent
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If Alla has millions he should get better servers. Smiley: mad
#7 Feb 13 2006 at 3:05 PM Rating: Good
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Stephen Wright wrote:
I bought a decaffeinated Coffee Table. Couldn't tell the difference
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#8 Feb 13 2006 at 3:37 PM Rating: Good
Nobby wrote:
Stephen Wright wrote:
I bought a decaffeinated Coffee Table. Couldn't tell the difference
Aren't those the ones that come with the bright orange band around them?
#9 Feb 13 2006 at 4:55 PM Rating: Decent
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[/sm][sm]Stephen Wright wrote:
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I bought an existentialist map today. It had arrows all over it and said 'you are here, here, here, here, here, here...'
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