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#1 Feb 09 2006 at 12:34 PM Rating: Good
It's been a while since we discussed nature vs. nurture. With all the buttsecks going on around here, the place is starting to reek of ********* It appears that it is also starting to rub off on the animal world too. Between this and the freaky pissed off muslims, we are doomed.

So are these pengins ghey because of nature, or do they have a ghey zookeeper that keeps giving them teh buttsecks? Are the girl pengins really that unattractive? Smiley: dubious (Notice they are german and kind of look like Angsty?)

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BERLIN (AFP) - Six gay penguins at a German zoo are still refusing to mate with females of the species flown in from Sweden in 2005, the zoo said.

The problem was that the female Humboldt penguins have proven too shy in their advances, the director of the zoo in the northern port city of Bremerhaven said.

"The Swedes will not make the first move," Heike Kueck said.

The females were flown in last year in a bid to bring the males to mate and help save the Humboldt species from extinction.

Kueck said last year she was optimistic the initiative would be successful because zoo keepers had noticed that at one point a female penguin had managed to cause a couple of males to "separate".

The zoo has 10 male penguins of which six have shown strong signs of preferring male company and formed couples among themselves.

The initiative to "turn" the penguins and make them mate had prompted a furious response from gay rights groups.

In a statement posted on its Internet website, the zoo on Wednesday sought to defend itself from fresh criticism.

"We will be delighted if the penguins form even one heterosexual couple and manage to produce first an egg, and then a little one," it said.

"But of course we accept the male couples that have formed and we are not trying to enforce heterosexuality, as we were accused of doing last year."


#2 Feb 09 2006 at 12:41 PM Rating: Decent
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Who wouldn't wanna fu[/i]ck a Swede? ********
#3 Feb 09 2006 at 12:58 PM Rating: Decent
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The problem was that the female Humboldt penguins have proven too shy in their advances, the director of the zoo in the northern port city of Bremerhaven said.

"The Swedes will not make the first move," Heike Kueck said.


It is the new millennium. Those Swedes seem so “1950”.
#4 Feb 09 2006 at 12:59 PM Rating: Decent
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Does that make Pandas gay too?
#6 Feb 09 2006 at 1:32 PM Rating: Excellent
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TheDave wrote:
Does that make Pandas gay too?
Pandas have always been ghey. If you had to choose being locked in a room with a panda bear or a polar bear, which would you pick?

And before some Marlin Perkins wanna-be pipes in, I don't give a sh[/i]it if pandas are technically bears, raccoons or alien moon-pigs. Point is that pandas are pu[i]ssies.

Edited, Thu Feb 9 13:33:28 2006 by Jophiel
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#7 Feb 09 2006 at 1:55 PM Rating: Decent
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How to **** off a polar bear:

Step 1: Cut a hole in the ice
Step 2: Place peas all around the hole, preferably frozen or fresh ones.
Step 3: When the polar bear goes to take a pea kick him in the ice hole.
#8 Feb 09 2006 at 2:19 PM Rating: Good
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The initiative to "turn" the penguins and make them mate had prompted a furious response from gay rights groups.



Smiley: lol Good fu[i][/i]cking lord Smiley: lol
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