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My girlfriend has a hairy crack. How to deal?Follow
Wax your own butt-hole then tell her how much fun it was.
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OK, if you are too feeble to realize that there is nothing that you can do about your woman having a hairy *** other than totally alienate her, than I have nothing but disgust.
Why would I alienate her?
I can deal with it, I guess. If you love someone, you learn to live with their idiosynchrosies.
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however, on the contrary I don't believe a word of this crap, my belief is that you just get off on posting outlandishly ridiculous things on forums just so you can get your jollies off of the reaction of the posters.
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I'm not the type of person to make up ****, heh.
I wouldn't really call a hairy *** an idiosyncracy. That's like saying red hair is an idiosyncrasy. I assure you more people have hairy asses than have red hair.
You should probably try to get over it. Quietly, even. So far you've trumpeted her hairy *** all over the internet. If you think she'll never find out, you may be right, but I'd hardly call it a sure thing unless she's blind, retarded, or both.
You should probably try to get over it. Quietly, even. So far you've trumpeted her hairy *** all over the internet. If you think she'll never find out, you may be right, but I'd hardly call it a sure thing unless she's blind, retarded, or both.
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unless she's blind, retarded, or both.
I'd call that a safe bet judging by her choice of company.
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What's so grand about hairlessness in your mate? Just seems a tad strange given the baldness in such areas would seem a bit annoying at times I would imagine given the possible stubble later on(itching in crotch areas is not something to be happy about or too comfy for others I imagine).
But something you could use in many situations is just some Nair, its a debilitory cream you just spread onto general hairy areas(no sensitive areas like genitalia or nipples or lovehole), you can just use that in many situations I think to get a nice smooth job done and with a bit of help make sure you could all the parts done well I suppose.
Probably would be good to introduce the idea of such things in the manner of saying your interested in your own upkeep a bit and were wanting to try to trim and smooth out a few bits.
But something you could use in many situations is just some Nair, its a debilitory cream you just spread onto general hairy areas(no sensitive areas like genitalia or nipples or lovehole), you can just use that in many situations I think to get a nice smooth job done and with a bit of help make sure you could all the parts done well I suppose.
Probably would be good to introduce the idea of such things in the manner of saying your interested in your own upkeep a bit and were wanting to try to trim and smooth out a few bits.
Serious for a moment here..
You have several options to use, the spa works BUT could backfire if the representative doesn't convey it right "You know you should really consider shaving all that hair" and your girl will come back to you so disgusted with the spa and what the person said, and no hair removed.
Second, make the suggestion that you are really turned on by the concept of shaving..her shaving you and...you shaving her. At this point once you start on her, you have full reasoning to shave everything so she doesn't look like a partial chewbacca.
Third, make random comments about body hair, not her's or your's but moreso say you see someone walking around that has alot of hair. Make a simple comment about how body hair to you is a turn off. Get her input and leave it at that, the next time she see's her hair.. you conversation will come to mind.
You have several options to use, the spa works BUT could backfire if the representative doesn't convey it right "You know you should really consider shaving all that hair" and your girl will come back to you so disgusted with the spa and what the person said, and no hair removed.
Second, make the suggestion that you are really turned on by the concept of shaving..her shaving you and...you shaving her. At this point once you start on her, you have full reasoning to shave everything so she doesn't look like a partial chewbacca.
Third, make random comments about body hair, not her's or your's but moreso say you see someone walking around that has alot of hair. Make a simple comment about how body hair to you is a turn off. Get her input and leave it at that, the next time she see's her hair.. you conversation will come to mind.
Once she finds this thread with detailed descriptions of her body and your **** sex with her, your problems are over because she'll find someone sane.
Cheese is evil. As a Paladin, I destroy cheese-based creatures.
TheSecondStageTurbineBlade wrote:
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OK, if you are too feeble to realize that there is nothing that you can do about your woman having a hairy *** other than totally alienate her, than I have nothing but disgust.
Why would I alienate her?
I can deal with it, I guess. If you love someone, you learn to live with their idiosynchrosies.
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however, on the contrary I don't believe a word of this crap, my belief is that you just get off on posting outlandishly ridiculous things on forums just so you can get your jollies off of the reaction of the posters.
You're Welcome
CROTCH
You're Welcome
CROTCH
I'm not the type of person to make up ****, heh.
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or go with the duck tape idea
I've tried the random comments of body hair.
She teased me and called me gay the other day, and I grabbed her ****** and told her, YES, I AM GAY. Of course I was being sarcastic. Then she asked me to explain why... becaus she's pro-gay, and I'm not... so, one of the reasons I told her why I'm not attractive to guys is the "body hair" (along with a million other reasons why **** are so disgusting and why I disagree with the ****).
So, yeah.
But it's no big concern now.
She teased me and called me gay the other day, and I grabbed her ****** and told her, YES, I AM GAY. Of course I was being sarcastic. Then she asked me to explain why... becaus she's pro-gay, and I'm not... so, one of the reasons I told her why I'm not attractive to guys is the "body hair" (along with a million other reasons why **** are so disgusting and why I disagree with the ****).
So, yeah.
But it's no big concern now.
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YES, I AM GAY.
Because she broke up with you right?
Cheese is evil. As a Paladin, I destroy cheese-based creatures.
Use the hair. Something to hold on to. Or get her drunk and light her farts.
pssst, I think it may not be a girlfriend
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I entered this thread expecting crap, instead I was surprised by how funny some of the responses. Werewolf sex totally wins though.
w00t, I sub-defaulted it!! ANd all was well with the Universe..
Take her out to a fancy dinner and give the ultimatum of signing a contract of wifely expectations
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