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Edited, Wed Feb 8 16:12:53 2006 by MoebiusLord
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Besides, while you have the mystique of "t3h M4rri3d M4n", your smell of toddler-sick, cheap 5-and-dime wifey parfum and suburban malcontent can hardly compete with my offers of Parisien Champagne dinners, Toulouse Cologne, Saville-Row suits, cosmopolitan post-theatre backstage schmoozes and a good, hard, English shag.
So metro sexuals are really just straight Americans trying to look like a British Homosexual? I'll admit, if my son turns out like yours I will be tempted to become a batty boy myself.
A pare of chatty egotistic, self important co[b][/b]cks isnt that just what all the ladies want?
I just shut my mouth, pour some liquor and then lay pipe like no other.
Edited, Wed Feb 8 16:20:15 2006 by bodhisattva
I just shut my mouth, pour some liquor and then lay pipe like no other.
Edited, Wed Feb 8 16:20:15 2006 by bodhisattva
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His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
So metro sexuals are really just straight Americans trying to look like a British Homosexual? I'll admit, if my son turns out like yours I will be tempted to become a batty boy myself.
Assume the position.
Let's both be teh ghey
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Nobby wrote:
His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
So metro sexuals are really just straight Americans trying to look like a British Homosexual? I'll admit, if my son turns out like yours I will be tempted to become a batty boy myself.
Assume the position.
Let's both be teh ghey
GitSlayer wrote:
Flea Lo wrote:
/waves
How you been???
How you been???
Doin' good. Busy with work and a social life*
* Social life = That thing you do outside with other people. That’s right! You actually interact with them without the help of any electronics, sometimes you can even touch them. Strange concept, I know....err but if she is purrty I wouldn't suggest the touching. For me it's ok, but you would get in trouble.
Women like how I touch them. Ask DSD.
Nobby wrote:
His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
So metro sexuals are really just straight Americans trying to look like a British Homosexual? I'll admit, if my son turns out like yours I will be tempted to become a batty boy myself.
Assume the position.
Let's both be teh ghey
If you're going to go straight for teh secks, can I have the pants-dropping pre-coital chocolate soufflé?
Nobby wrote:
OK - you've turned me.
Assume the position.
Let's both be teh ghey
Assume the position.
Let's both be teh ghey
That's hawt.
Nexa
Edited, Wed Feb 8 20:37:55 2006 by Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
So when did this place turn into a rainbow room for the ***** and horny? And for that matter who turned their ***** eye on all the straight guys? Not that I have a problem with Flea or DSD doin' the bisexual.... Oh god damnit! Now you got me doing it!
Holy cats! Our lovable Mexican flatulence mitigator is back?!? That's worth a drive-by post for certain! How ya doing, compadre? That Jewish retaurant give you a pay raise or a promotion to chief dishwasher yet?
Totem
Totem
An interesting show to catch tonight:
"Sex Slaves"
Thursday, February 9, 9:00pm
CHANNEL 6 (PBS)
"Sex Slaves" is a disturbing episode focusing (with a hidden camera) on the trafficking of women for prostitution in Moldova, Ukraine and Turkey; and one man named Moebiuslord and his search for his wife, who was sold to him by an acquaintance. Subsequent episodes will deal with the aftermath of this marriage and the resulting child pornography ring run from Moebiuslord's home.
Totem
Sorry, I had to get in on the action.
Edited, Thu Feb 9 00:48:48 2006 by Totem
"Sex Slaves"
Thursday, February 9, 9:00pm
CHANNEL 6 (PBS)
"Sex Slaves" is a disturbing episode focusing (with a hidden camera) on the trafficking of women for prostitution in Moldova, Ukraine and Turkey; and one man named Moebiuslord and his search for his wife, who was sold to him by an acquaintance. Subsequent episodes will deal with the aftermath of this marriage and the resulting child pornography ring run from Moebiuslord's home.
Totem
Sorry, I had to get in on the action.
Edited, Thu Feb 9 00:48:48 2006 by Totem
Internet personas are so clichés.
GitSlayer wrote:
So when did this place turn into a rainbow room for the ***** and horny? And for that matter who turned their ***** eye on all the straight guys? Not that I have a problem with Flea or DSD doin' the bisexual.... Oh god damnit! Now you got me doing it!
If only! Less talk and more action, ese. Chop, chop!
Nobby's joints aren't what they used to be....
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Nobby's joints aren't what they used to be....packed loose, too tapered at the end, slackl roach, and they need re-lighting every few minutes
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
I thought all you brits smoked pipes??
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Elinda wrote:
I thought all you brits smoked pole??
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Nobby wrote:
Elinda wrote:
I thought all you brits walked with poles??
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
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