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#27 Feb 07 2006 at 9:46 AM Rating: Excellent
The latest in a long line of once great hacks, not worried about his legacy wrote:
Acknowledge your inspiration *****. I did it FIRST, SECOND and definitely better.

First off, Tacosid, coming around once every couple of months to brag about how good you think you used to be is a little cliched at this point, don't you think?

Secondly, you verbose mother f'ucker, choose the right words, use them effectively, and don't overstate your point. When you can learn that brevity is the very soul of wit, you can come back and try to play again. Until then, don't you have a lawn to fertilize?
#28 Feb 07 2006 at 9:48 AM Rating: Excellent
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I commented mostly because i'd rather not sit quietly while he acts like the BMOC because he proclaims to be part of the asylum "we." And I still chuckle to see that a lot of the regulars ************ him for that.

Proof that, on multiple levels, you have no idea what's going on here. Thanks for coming, leave through the back so no you can't see yourself being laughed at.
#29 Feb 07 2006 at 10:18 AM Rating: Excellent
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There you go trying to fit all of your blocks into the wrong holes again.
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#30 Feb 07 2006 at 10:18 AM Rating: Good
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#31 Feb 07 2006 at 10:21 AM Rating: Default
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Proof that, on multiple levels, you have no idea what's going on here.


Because it's such a super secret society in here i guess. Is there some kind of initiation or something? Point me to the spanking machine.

Care to explain the multiple levels of my lack of understanding? Make an example of me so it can be a shining beacon for any other newcomers to the asylum.
#32 Feb 07 2006 at 10:23 AM Rating: Good
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Care to explain


Sorry kid its kind of one of those things you either get or you don't.
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#33 Feb 07 2006 at 10:27 AM Rating: Default
you mean there's no asylum charter? no handbook? not even a secret handshake?

that's disapointing. :(
#34 Feb 07 2006 at 10:29 AM Rating: Excellent
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you mean there's no asylum charter? no handbook? not even a secret handshake?

that's disapointing. :(

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#35 Feb 07 2006 at 10:33 AM Rating: Good
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Usually we just hand out a prefunctory GFY and then point the person towards the guantlet.

In your case you dont even get that much just a conciliatory "**** off".
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#36 Feb 07 2006 at 10:40 AM Rating: Excellent
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First off, Tacosid, coming around once every couple of months to brag about how good you think you used to be is a little cliched at this point, don't you think?

Secondly, you verbose mother f'ucker, choose the right words, use them effectively, and don't overstate your point. When you can learn that brevity is the very soul of wit, you can come back and try to play again. Until then, don't you have a lawn to fertilize?


Don't you mean Gitslayer? That would be one amazing display of sock puppetry if Git and Taco were one and the same. Smiley: grin
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#37 Feb 07 2006 at 10:42 AM Rating: Good
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Smoggy the Obtuse.

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#38 Feb 07 2006 at 10:47 AM Rating: Excellent
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Don't you mean Gitslayer? That would be one amazing display of sock puppetry if Git and Taco were one and the same. icon

I swear to Bob, smoggy, one of these days I am gonna have to petition the revocation of your membership card.
#39 Feb 07 2006 at 10:47 AM Rating: Decent
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I have an ear infection. My ear hurts.
#40 Feb 07 2006 at 10:58 AM Rating: Good
NephthysWanderer, Earjiz boy wrote:
I have an ear infection. My ear hurts.
Stop letting people jiz in it and you won't have that problem. Smiley: rolleyes
#41 Feb 07 2006 at 11:02 AM Rating: Decent
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**** is spelled with double z's. If you weren't 53 and Canadian, you'd know that.
#42 Feb 07 2006 at 11:09 AM Rating: Excellent
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Smoggy the Obtuse.


Whatever, ****-boy Smiley: oyvey

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I swear to Bob, smoggy, one of these days I am gonna have to petition the revocation of your membership card.


Be sure to file your petition in triplicate - Bob knows you're not the poster-boy for the sublime. Your idea of subtle wit is akin to Gallagher taking his sledgehammer to a watermelon.

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I have an ear infection. My ear hurts.


Nice Ralph Wiggins pull, Neph - you're improving!

Now while you're scraping the sand out of your vaginas, ladies, think on this - You ever consider that you obviously missed the ultra sublime humor of my post? Huh? Huh? How bout that, biatches?!?! My ultra-sublime humor ftw! Smiley: waycool Smiley: yippee





Edited, Tue Feb 7 23:15:53 2006 by Smoggy
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#43 Feb 07 2006 at 11:10 AM Rating: Good
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
**** is spelled with double z's. If you weren't 53 and Canadian, you'd know that.

So that's two zed's? Smiley: confused Weird Americans. Smiley: rolleyes
#44 Feb 07 2006 at 11:14 AM Rating: Good
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Smog I considered that your post might have been a play on your obliviousness but I didnt think you were that smart. Grats however for just barely surpassing my ever so low expectations.

/golfclap.
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#45 Feb 07 2006 at 11:15 AM Rating: Excellent
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Be sure to file your petition in triplicate - Bob knows you're not the poster-boy for the sublime. Your idea of subtle wit is akin to Gallagher taking his sledgehammer to a watermelon.

Now while you're scraping the sand out of your vaginas, ladies, think on this - You ever consider that you obviously missed my the ultra sublime humor of my post? Huh? Huh? How bout that, biatches?!?!

psst! Smoggy! For future reference, the theme here is catty infighting amongst the fossils that still log in. poke back, Bob-damnit. Of course I considered the "ultra sublime" (or is that super subtle?) wit you throw around. I was teeing it up for you again.
#46 Feb 07 2006 at 11:47 AM Rating: Excellent
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NixNot wrote:
and?

the sh[/b]it was already stirred up, i just put in my 2cents and life continued to go on. I enjoy reading a number of the threads in here, but watching someone swing a post-peen makes me giggle like a school girl. I commented mostly because i'd rather not sit quietly while he acts like the BMOC because he proclaims to be part of the asylum "we." And I still chuckle to see that a lot of the regulars bi[b]tchslapped him for that.


No one ***** slapped Moe for anything. The very idea that you thought that just shows that Moe is right.
#47REDACTED, Posted: Feb 07 2006 at 11:56 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) I'm sorry, who the f@ck are you? Because you can use words with more than one syllable and have 4786 posts on some PUBLIC message board, you think that raises you above the masses some how? More appropriately, I bet you were the kid that got beat up every day in high school. And now you’re an over 30 socially inept computer geek, who, the only feminine touch he has ever known was his mothers. You lash out on a board so you can feel superior, you try to be witty, and funny, and yet you come off as an insecure little **** who is trying to get back at all those who gave him a weggy and then dumped his *** in the trash can so many years ago. I read this board because its funny and I post once in awhile when and how I feel like it. The only poster that I find annoying is YOU. You think you’re smarter than everyone you meet, while I will give you more knowledgeable in some areas, however, I happen to believe you are just fluffing your ego when you say smarter. Cause in all actuality, a “smarter” person would know that using your extensive vocabulary as often as you do, means one of two things, you are over compensating or you don’t know WTF you’re talking about. Personally I believe it’s a lot of the first, and some of the second as well. Do yourself a favor, get up from your computer and go walk into some on-coming traffic. In case you missed the point…GFY!!
#48 Feb 07 2006 at 12:10 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'm sorry, who the f@ck are you? Because you can use words with more than one syllable and have 4786 posts on some PUBLIC message board, you think that raises you above the masses some how? More appropriately, I bet you were the kid that got beat up every day in high school. And now you’re an over 30 socially inept computer geek, who, the only feminine touch he has ever known was his mothers. You lash out on a board so you can feel superior, you try to be witty, and funny, and yet you come off as an insecure little **** who is trying to get back at all those who gave him a weggy and then dumped his *** in the trash can so many years ago. I read this board because its funny and I post once in awhile when and how I feel like it. The only poster that I find annoying is YOU. You think you’re smarter than everyone you meet, while I will give you more knowledgeable in some areas, however, I happen to believe you are just fluffing your ego when you say smarter. Cause in all actuality, a “smarter” person would know that using your extensive vocabulary as often as you do, means one of two things, you are over compensating or you don’t know WTF you’re talking about. Personally I believe it’s a lot of the first, and some of the second as well. Do yourself a favor, get up from your computer and go walk into some on-coming traffic. In case you missed the point…GFY!!

I am His Excellency Moebiuslord, your superior in every way that could even remotely begin to matter. At least that's who I play for 8 or so hours every day while I get paid to sit here and surf the interwebs. After that I am simply me, home with my family, enjoying a life that is more fulfilling than anything you could hope to know.

As to your petty assertions that my past encompasses a wide range of humiliation and degradation at the hands of others, no, not really. I didn't have that problem, being bigger than just about everybody else until high school, then just being a dirtier fighter when I matriculated.

You can believe what you want about my incredible wealth of knowledge on subjects spanning the universe of the knowable. And you can believe what you want about the posession, and use, of a large vocabulary. None of your beliefs will change the fact that I am smarter than you are by any accepted definition of the word.

Of course I post here to fluff my ego. The simple fact that you thought it important enough to embarass yourself with that post gives me an ego high better than the finest hash. Hey, don't cry because some big bad interwebs bully made you feel inadequate. Taking it personally is the surest way to make me feel fulfilled. What can I say? Its what I do.
#49 Feb 07 2006 at 12:12 PM Rating: Good
What I love most about threads like this is "nubs" read the first post get enraged and feel the need to respond. It makes me giggle. Then I usually cry a single *tear* in the realization that most of the world is filled with emo kids at various stages of development who immediatly take things personally and get /butthurt. We wonder why the world is always on the cusp of war? It's because 95% of the world still sucks at their mother's proverbial teet, and cannot see the forest for the trees.





Edited, Tue Feb 7 12:15:09 2006 by Elderon
#50 Feb 07 2006 at 12:36 PM Rating: Good
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Smog I considered that your post might have been a play on your obliviousness but I didnt think you were that smart. Grats however for just barely surpassing my ever so low expectations.

/golfclap.



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psst! Smoggy! For future reference, the theme here is catty infighting amongst the fossils that still log in. poke back, Bob-damnit. Of course I considered the "ultra sublime" (or is that super subtle?) wit you throw around. I was teeing it up for you again.


I keed, I keed! The ultra-sublime thing? Lies! I really thought he was confused about Git/Taco. Smiley: grin

.......Or was I???!? BAM!!

I am Smoggy the Mighty! I will keep you guessing as to the state of my sanity/obtusiveness. BOO YAH!!!

Or maybe I'm just koo koo for Cocoa Puffs since I'm at work, the Asylum engine today is sluggish as hell, and I cannot play WoW for another 5 hours... Smiley: disappointed Smiley: banghead Smiley: cry

I know...I know...I'm a sad clown Smiley: jester
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#51 Feb 07 2006 at 12:49 PM Rating: Decent
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Cause in all actuality, a “smarter” person would know that using your extensive vocabulary as often as you do, means one of two things, you are over compensating or you don’t know WTF you’re talking about.
What the hell does an extensive vocabulary have to do with compensation?

People use their vocabulary to communicate with their peers. Sometimes they use complex lingo and big words to purposely exclude their inferiors. You're just confused because you don't know if Moe is ridiculing you or offering you a slice of ham.
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