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#1 Feb 06 2006 at 10:59 AM Rating: Decent
Americans can't help but share their values.


He who fails to smell the romance wrote:
"You Americans don't seem to be happy unless you are mucking about somewhere," says the letter, signed by Henry Biggelsworth of Bournemouth, in the southern county of Dorset.




I certainly hope the humourous drawings of Mohammed I sent off a while back meet a friendlier reception.
#2 Feb 06 2006 at 11:20 AM Rating: Good
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Thanks to the move Austin Powers, in my mind anyone with the last name Bigglesworth instantly loses all credibility.
#3 Feb 06 2006 at 12:39 PM Rating: Good
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In an attempt to make this thread suck less and to fluff my own e-peen I will hijack it for WoW purposes

Wow guild chat excerpt

Nadenu:Night guys
Meiune:Night Nad
Yanarri: Night night
Chester: Night
Bodhisattva: I hate you Nadenu
Nadenu: I hate you to babes, night
/Nadenu logs off
Bodhi: I swear one day I am going to mail Nadenu a box with a **** in it!
Meiune:Your shi[/b]t or someone elses?
[b]Bodhi
: Someone elses, I would pay a homeless person to sh[/b]it in a box.
[b]Yanari
: How altruistic of you.
Chester: I don't know, using someones elses sh[/b]it is so impersonal.
[b]Smoggy
: well I am going to log, gnite all!
/Smoggy logs off
Bodhi: I mailed Smoggy a box with a piece of shi[/b]t in it once, I got it back a couple weeks later with "Return to Sender" on it and there was a bitemark in the piece of sh[b]it.
Bodhi: That man is HARDCORE!


Edited, Mon Feb 6 12:40:49 2006 by bodhisattva
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#4 Feb 06 2006 at 12:45 PM Rating: Good
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Bodhi: I mailed Smoggy a box with a piece of **** in it once, I got it back a couple weeks later with "Return to Sender" on it and there was a bitemark in the piece of ****.
Bodhi: That man is HARDCORE!


That was ****? Dammit, I thought it was some kind of funky Canadian guacamole. Was a bit nutty...

Damn you Bhodi! Well played, sir, well played... Smiley: motz

Oh btw, has my Smiley: spam arrived that I mailed you? Smiley: grin
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#5 Feb 06 2006 at 12:49 PM Rating: Good
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/waits anxiously by the mailbox
#6 Feb 06 2006 at 12:53 PM Rating: Decent
Chester's Tip O' the Day wrote:
Smoggy, quit eating guacamole with nuts in it. You're dog can handle more than just peanut butter, and will be happy to clean you off.
#7 Feb 06 2006 at 1:01 PM Rating: Good
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Mistress Nadenu wrote:
/waits anxiously by the mailbox




News From The Future wrote:
A Woman today in Oakridge Tennesee succumbed to a prolonged and quite intense case of dysentery. To quote the lead doctor of the intensive care unit "She was sh[/b]itting puddles, she literally sh[b]at herself to death."

The cause of the dysentery has been linked to a mysterious package which originated somewhere in Canada. The package contained bloody stool and a note stained with ***** saying simply "I Hate you Nadenu".
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#8 Feb 06 2006 at 1:09 PM Rating: Decent
I am not surprised my early-morning thread dedicated to the trifecta of littering, American ugliness and Muslim radicalness has degenerated into a lively discussion on mailing *****.

God bless CNN.
#9 Feb 06 2006 at 1:18 PM Rating: Good
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Take it as a not so subtle comment on your post.

/cheers
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#10 Feb 06 2006 at 1:40 PM Rating: Good
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bodhisattva wrote:
Mistress Nadenu wrote:
/waits anxiously by the mailbox




News From The Future wrote:
A Woman today in Oakridge Tennesee succumbed to a prolonged and quite intense case of dysentery. To quote the lead doctor of the intensive care unit "She was sh[/b]itting puddles, she literally sh[b]at herself to death."

The cause of the dysentery has been linked to a mysterious package which originated somewhere in Canada. The package contained bloody stool and a note stained with ***** saying simply "I Hate you Nadenu".


Smiley: lol
#11 Feb 06 2006 at 1:41 PM Rating: Decent
As I am unable to grasp that my thread was boring, I'm instead going to take this as a not so subtle hint as to the entertainment quality of poo.
#12 Feb 06 2006 at 1:45 PM Rating: Good
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The real message I was hoping to convey was a)I hate Nadenu b) I am the Sh[b][/b]it /flex e-peen.

Edited, Mon Feb 6 13:58:34 2006 by bodhisattva
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#13 Feb 06 2006 at 2:02 PM Rating: Decent
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They can't talk about Americans like that.


BUTCHER ANY WHO STAND IN OUR WAY!
SLAY THOSE THAT MOCK AMERICA!
OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!
#14 Feb 06 2006 at 2:06 PM Rating: Good
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Neph buddy sit back and enjoy the show. It came just in time to cover the 2 trillion+ budget Bush just released. It wont be Islamic extremists that topple the United States it will be the interest rates.
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#15 Feb 06 2006 at 2:15 PM Rating: Decent
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And then Canaduh can take its place among the World Powers at last eh?

#16 Feb 06 2006 at 2:30 PM Rating: Good
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NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
And then Canaduh can take its place among the World Powers at last eh?


/scoff

Thats a sure a sign of a pubbie in trouble as is bringing up Clinton. "Canadians funnel all their money into public healthcare and have had 11 years of being in the black!!! What p[/b]ussies not to spend it all on a huge military/industrial complex!".

I am just saying that Bush is spending and running in the red so hard that it makes ballwashing Democrats look like fiscal conservatives. Also the new 2.7 trillion budget is focusing on homeland security and gutting the sh[b]
it out of a lot of other programs. Which reminds me how much money was diverted from its intended use of repair/maintenance of levies in New Orleans towards Homeland Sec?

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#17 Feb 06 2006 at 2:38 PM Rating: Decent
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I am just saying that Bush is spending and running in the red so hard that it makes ballwashing Democrats look like fiscal conservatives. Also the new 2.7 trillion budget is focusing on homeland security and gutting the **** out of a lot of other programs. Which reminds me how much money was diverted from its intended use of repair/maintenance of levies in New Orleans towards Homeland Sec?


Not gutting....I think "slowing growth" is the correct term.

He still says by 2009 he will have cut the deficit in half. I don't believe him at all, but I have to believe that he has a couple of people that know more about macroeconomics that any of "us" do.

How are we going to afford invading Iran if we don't ramp up military spending anyways?

#18 Feb 06 2006 at 2:45 PM Rating: Good
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NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
How are we going to afford invading Iran if we don't ramp up military spending anyways?


If democrats starting shi[b][/b]tting gold bricks everytime they got flustered over something you still wouldnt be able to afford invading Iran.
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#19 Feb 06 2006 at 2:48 PM Rating: Decent
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Another thread successfully hijacked by the Neph/Bohdi LAST double team.

High-five buddy.
#20 Feb 06 2006 at 2:49 PM Rating: Good
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I call shennanigans, you can't use "Return to Sender" on a package that's been opened.

Your **** story is fallacious!




#21 Feb 06 2006 at 2:51 PM Rating: Good
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I am closing in on 8,600 posts.

Smiley: grin
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#22 Feb 06 2006 at 2:58 PM Rating: Decent
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Almost 6k.




See?

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#23 Feb 06 2006 at 3:13 PM Rating: Good
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Nephthys wrote:
Another thread turned into twink-on-twink action by the Neph/Bohdi latent homosexualist tag team
Ficksed
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#24 Feb 06 2006 at 3:16 PM Rating: Decent
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You should have Ficksed the "high five" part too.
#25 Feb 06 2006 at 3:17 PM Rating: Good
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Nobby wrote:
Nephthys wrote:
Another thread turned into twink-on-twink action by the Neph/Bohdi latent homosexualist tag team
Ficksed


Would you believe me if I said I was the pitcher?
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#26 Feb 06 2006 at 3:26 PM Rating: Good
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bodhisattva wrote:
Would you believe me if I said I was the pitcher?
More of a Wide Receiver actually
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