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Fu[b][/b]cking drunk *** weekend. 100 proof Southern Comfort you are NOT my friend. Ugh...
Never been drunk a day in my life. I couldnt relate.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
I thought 'off the wagon' meant 'back to drinking'. I thought the wagon was sobriety. I see it used both ways though 
So, what I mean to say is one of the following:
* Congrats on your sobriety!
* I'm sorry to hear that, being sober sucks!
* Congrats on being a drunk!
* I'm sorry to hear that, being drunk sucks!
Which one is it?
So, what I mean to say is one of the following:
* Congrats on your sobriety!
* I'm sorry to hear that, being sober sucks!
* Congrats on being a drunk!
* I'm sorry to hear that, being drunk sucks!
Which one is it?
More of back on the wagon saying I'm not going to get that drunk ever ever ever again. 1/4 bottle and I was soooo wasted. Mr.Katie had to remind me why my legs hurt, I'd forgotten about some amazing sex we'd had. Wasnt aware I was still that flexable.
It was soo stupid, I did it because he'd never seen me drunk. Apparently I pick fights when I'm drunk, none with him of course (though I hear make up sex is awesome), but checking on several boards I post on I was being a right little bi[b][/b]tch. I also sold 2 weapons on DAoC I wanted to keep and got artifacts I dont remember doing. Wonderful, right?
It was soo stupid, I did it because he'd never seen me drunk. Apparently I pick fights when I'm drunk, none with him of course (though I hear make up sex is awesome), but checking on several boards I post on I was being a right little bi[b][/b]tch. I also sold 2 weapons on DAoC I wanted to keep and got artifacts I dont remember doing. Wonderful, right?
Southern Comfort!
No wonder you feel like junk!
No wonder you feel like junk!
Mr Katie: Southern Comfort darling?
Al'Katie: No thanks honey, it makes my ******** sore.
Al'Katie: No thanks honey, it makes my ******** sore.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
^^
Lmao, Nobby.
Lmao, Nobby.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
The One and Only Katie wrote:
More of back on the wagon saying I'm not going to get that drunk ever ever ever again. 1/4 bottle and I was soooo wasted. Mr.Katie had to remind me why my legs hurt, I'd forgotten about some amazing sex we'd had. Wasnt aware I was still that flexable.
Just sayin'.
Ahhh, SoCo 100. I've fought my own battles on those hallowed grounds. Never got any make-up sex, but have had to dry-heave my way to work the next morning.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
I'm still trying to remember the last time I had sex and wasn't drunk ...hmm this might take awhile.
Tylendell wrote:
I'm still trying to remember the last time I had sex while she wasn't drunk ...hmm never.
Katie wrote:
Apparently I pick fights when I'm drunk,
Southern Comfort would make Ghandi pick a fight. That stuff is the debil.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
It's "Back in the saddle" dumba[b][/b]ss.
And be honest for a second. If it wasn't for 100 proof SoCo, would you sleep with yourself?
And be honest for a second. If it wasn't for 100 proof SoCo, would you sleep with yourself?
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Southern Comfort would make Ghandi pick a fight. That stuff is the debil.
Last time I drank SoCo I jumped off a a 60 foot train trestle in to 9 feet of water. I got stuck ankle deep in the mud, my head 3 feet under water.
I don't drink SoCo any more.
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Mr.Katie had to remind me why my legs hurt, I'd forgotten about some amazing sex we'd had. Wasnt aware I was still that flexable.
Southern Comfort is crap. If you're gonna drink at least make it something good. More than a few occasions I've been three sheets to the wind after acquainting myself with a bottle of Glenlivet or Isle of Jura and felt fine the next day. Drinking well alcohol or ****** beer and I'm usually have a hangover. It's all about quality, put garbage in your body and you'll feel like garbage.
Edited, Mon Feb 6 10:54:21 2006 by Jacobsdeception
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Drinking well alcohol or sh*tty beer and I'm usually have a hangover. It's all about quality, put garbage in your body and you'll feel like garbage.
And sometimes it's all about nostalgia. Last time I got together with my friends from school we spent the evening drinking J&B scotch and Henry Weinhardts beer. Not a one of us could go outside the next morning it hurt so bad.
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Ahhh SoCo rtnjhygtffaxcvmh g vsaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaav
oh sorry my head hit the keyboard for a while there....what was I typing?
oh sorry my head hit the keyboard for a while there....what was I typing?
It was left over from New Years.
Can't say I've ever been drunk in my life. It's been lots more fun watching other people get drunk and then proceed to make up stuff when they ask what the did when they were drunk.
But you learned two lessons I guess. 1) Don't drink SoCo again. 2) Start doing some yoga so when you bend your feet behind your head again for Mr. Katie, it won't hurt as bad in the morning.
But you learned two lessons I guess. 1) Don't drink SoCo again. 2) Start doing some yoga so when you bend your feet behind your head again for Mr. Katie, it won't hurt as bad in the morning.
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