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#1 Feb 04 2006 at 6:14 PM Rating: Excellent
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Lets see here, what do we want to know today.

1. Souperbowl weekend this weekend, and since oen of the teams is here in my home state, I have to ask. which team are you rooting for,and why?

2. Do you harbor repressed emotions relating to the letter "J:?

3. Of the recent non suckpoppit newcomers to the asylum, which one(s) do you think have potential? Or which ones would you cast into the firey pit of hell if given the opertunity?

4. In a fight to the death between Nexa, armed with an accordian and a flame thrower, and Flea, armed with a a fluffy pillow and a rocket launcher, Which one would make the best waffles?

5. If you had two freshwater aquarium clams to find names for, what would you name them both? one is slightly bigger than the other, and the smaller one likes to burrow and hide

6. What is your favorite type of cheese? or, failing that, what is the strangest food item you have ever eaten?

7. complete the following sentance: ____ was having a really _______ day, ever since their ________ disappeared under mysterious circumstances. Damn those ______ for their _____ing ways!

8. <censored by order of EPA>

9. and along the same lines of question 8, what would you do to cluster 7 if you ever met it in a dark ally some overcast rainiy night in harlem?

10: Ask your own question here, the next person to post has to answer and then post their own question for the person that follows them!
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#2 Feb 04 2006 at 6:20 PM Rating: Good
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1. Souperbowl weekend this weekend, and since oen of the teams is here in my home state, I have to ask. which team are you rooting for,and why?

Chelsea


2. Do you harbor repressed emotions relating to the letter "J:?

Yes


3. Of the recent non suckpoppit newcomers to the asylum, which one(s) do you think have potential? Or which ones would you cast into the firey pit of hell if given the opertunity?

Smasharoo

4. In a fight to the death between Nexa, armed with an accordian and a flame thrower, and Flea, armed with a a fluffy pillow and a rocket launcher, Which one would make the best waffles?

Nadenu



5. If you had two freshwater aquarium clams to find names for, what would you name them both? one is slightly bigger than the other, and the smaller one likes to burrow and hide

Dave, and Dave

6. What is your favorite type of cheese? or, failing that, what is the strangest food item you have ever eaten?

George Walker Bush

7. complete the following sentance: ____ was having a really _______ day, ever since their ________ disappeared under mysterious circumstances. Damn those ______ for their _____ing ways!

C[/i]unt


8. <censored by order of EPA>


C[i]
unt

9. and along the same lines of question 8, what would you do to cluster 7 if you ever met it in a dark ally some overcast rainiy night in harlem?


C[i][/i]unt

10: Ask your own question here, the next person to post has to answer and then post their own question for the person that follows them! [/quote]

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#3 Feb 04 2006 at 6:20 PM Rating: Excellent
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1. Souperbowl weekend this weekend, and since oen of the teams is here in my home state, I have to ask. which team are you rooting for,and why?

The Patriots.

2. Do you harbor repressed emotions relating to the letter "J:?

Nope, but M can take a flying ****.


3. Of the recent non suckpoppit newcomers to the asylum, which one(s) do you think have potential? Or which ones would you cast into the firey pit of hell if given the opertunity?

I don't pay attention to names most of the time. Can't you make this multiple choice?


4. In a fight to the death between Nexa, armed with an accordian and a flame thrower, and Flea, armed with a a fluffy pillow and a rocket launcher, Which one would make the best waffles?

How am I supposed to make waffles with an accordian? I'd at least need bagpipes.

5. If you had two freshwater aquarium clams to find names for, what would you name them both? one is slightly bigger than the other, and the smaller one likes to burrow and hide

Hoo-hoo and Hoo-ha. Hoo-ha is obviously the bigger one.


6. What is your favorite type of cheese? or, failing that, what is the strangest food item you have ever eaten?

Favorite cheese? I'd sooner pick a favorite star in the sky!

7. complete the following sentance: ____ was having a really _______ day, ever since their ________ disappeared under mysterious circumstances. Damn those ______ for their _____ing ways!

I refuse until you fix it to be grammatically correct.

8. <censored by order of EPA>

The guy cut it off himself.

9. and along the same lines of question 8, what would you do to cluster 7 if you ever met it in a dark ally some overcast rainiy night in harlem?

Hey, I only sold the guy some tahini, it's not my problem.


10: Ask your own question here, the next person to post has to answer and then post their own question for the person that follows them!

Gas or charcoal?

Edited, Sat Feb 4 18:21:37 2006 by Nexa
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#4 Feb 04 2006 at 6:40 PM Rating: Default


1. Souperbowl weekend this weekend, and since oen of the teams is here in my home state, I have to ask. which team are you rooting for,and why?

I dont watch football

2. Do you harbor repressed emotions relating to the letter "J:?
Bob damned J! I'll kill you!

3. Of the recent non suckpoppit newcomers to the asylum, which one(s) do you think have potential? Or which ones would you cast into the firey pit of hell if given the opertunity?
Katarine

4. In a fight to the death between Nexa, armed with an accordian and a flame thrower, and Flea, armed with a a fluffy pillow and a rocket launcher, Which one would make the best waffles?
Flea

5. If you had two freshwater aquarium clams to find names for, what would you name them both? one is slightly bigger than the other, and the smaller one likes to burrow and hide
Moe and Joe
6. What is your favorite type of cheese? or, failing that, what is the strangest food item you have ever eaten?
Cheese is the debil
7. complete the following sentance: ____ was having a really _______ day, ever since their ________ disappeared under mysterious circumstances. Damn those ______ for their _____ing ways!

Dracoid was having a really gassey day, ever since his beano disappeared under mysterious circumstances. Damn those beans for their gas producing ways!

8. <censored by order of EPA>
As long as it's not the DEA

9. and along the same lines of question 8, what would you do to cluster 7 if you ever met it in a dark ally some overcast rainiy night in harlem?

Beat it over the head with a lead pipe

10: Ask your own question here, the next person to post has to answer and then post their own question for the person that follows them!
neither, mesquite wood

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Edited, Sat Feb 4 18:41:11 2006 by Katie
#5 Feb 04 2006 at 6:47 PM Rating: Good
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1. Souperbowl weekend this weekend, and since oen of the teams is here in my home state, I have to ask. which team are you rooting for,and why?


Im rooting for us crazy Asylumites to clean up a nutwing monastary instead

2. Do you harbor repressed emotions relating to the letter "J:?

No, but let's not bring up the topic of "H"

3. Of the recent non suckpoppit newcomers to the asylum, which one(s) do you think have potential? Or which ones would you cast into the firey pit of hell if given the opertunity?

I havent seen any lately who stood out. They all look the same to me

4. In a fight to the death between Nexa, armed with an accordian and a flame thrower, and Flea, armed with a a fluffy pillow and a rocket launcher, Which one would make the best waffles?

Can't I just go to IHOP?

5. If you had two freshwater aquarium clams to find names for, what would you name them both? one is slightly bigger than the other, and the smaller one likes to burrow and hide

Kao and Lin. Or Oingo Boingo

6. What is your favorite type of cheese? or, failing that, what is the strangest food item you have ever eaten?

Monteray Jack

7. complete the following sentance: ____ was having a really _______ day, ever since their ________ disappeared under mysterious circumstances. Damn those ______ for their _____ing ways!
No

8. <censored by order of EPA>
<answer censored by PDA>

9. and along the same lines of question 8, what would you do to cluster 7 if you ever met it in a dark ally some overcast rainiy night in harlem?

why would I ever go to Harlem?

10: Ask your own question here, the next person to post has to answer and then post their own question for the person that follows them!

Katie, you have a sick sick mind.

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#6 Feb 04 2006 at 7:21 PM Rating: Excellent
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1. Souperbowl weekend this weekend, and since oen of the teams is here in my home state, I have to ask. which team are you rooting for,and why?

The Steelers, since I lived there a long time ago and Jonwin would kick me out of the house if I didn't.

2. Do you harbor repressed emotions relating to the letter "J:?

Yes as it and half of the rest of the alphabet have sounds I still haven't learn to pronounce.

3. Of the recent non suckpoppit newcomers to the asylum, which one(s) do you think have potential? Or which ones would you cast into the firey pit of hell if given the opertunity?

All of them for the second

4. In a fight to the death between Nexa, armed with an accordian and a flame thrower, and Flea, armed with a a fluffy pillow and a rocket launcher, Which one would make the best waffles?

Nexa, since everyone knows pillows are to be deepfried, while with a little work the accordian can be used to make waffles in a pinch.

5. If you had two freshwater aquarium clams to find names for, what would you name them both? one is slightly bigger than the other, and the smaller one likes to burrow and hide

GFY and ESAD

6. What is your favorite type of cheese? or, failing that, what is the strangest food item you have ever eaten?

I plead the fifth.

7. complete the following sentance: ____ was having a really _______ day, ever since their ________ disappeared under mysterious circumstances. Damn those ______ for their _____ing ways!

I again plead the fifth.

8. <censored by order of EPA>

The fifth again and will you please stop shining that light in my eyes

9. and along the same lines of question 8, what would you do to cluster 7 if you ever met it in a dark ally some overcast rainiy night in harlem?

I first have to ask does cluster 7 have any sharp edges?

10: Ask your own question here, the next person to post has to answer and then post their own question for the person that follows them!


I blame Rawk.

Now my guestion for the next poster.

How do you remove stains from your Nike's?
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#7 Feb 04 2006 at 7:25 PM Rating: Good
1. Souperbowl weekend this weekend, and since oen of the teams is here in my home state, I have to ask. which team are you rooting for,and why?

Neither. They're overpaid whiny babies. It's the one television show in existence that I watch for the commercials.

2. Do you harbor repressed emotions relating to the letter "J:?

Just like I do all the other letters.

3. Of the recent non suckpoppit newcomers to the asylum, which one(s) do you think have potential? Or which ones would you cast into the firey pit of hell if given the opertunity?

I'm not really qualified to answer this, so they should all just be flung into that pit thingy.

4. In a fight to the death between Nexa, armed with an accordian and a flame thrower, and Flea, armed with a a fluffy pillow and a rocket launcher, Which one would make the best waffles?

Well, we all know that the cu[/i]ntwaffle would win.

5. If you had two freshwater aquarium clams to find names for, what would you name them both? one is slightly bigger than the other, and the smaller one likes to burrow and hide

"Chowder" and "Coming Soon"

6. What is your favorite type of cheese? or, failing that, what is the strangest food item you have ever eaten?

Pepperjack and I don't really recall her name.

7. complete the following sentance: ____ was having a really _______ day, ever since their ________ disappeared under mysterious circumstances. Damn those ______ for their _____ing ways!

I'm not filling your blanks, buddy.

8. <censored by order of EPA>

Cause it was sponsored by NWA.

9. and along the same lines of question 8, what would you do to cluster 7 if you ever met it in a dark ally some overcast rainiy night in harlem?

Same as I always do.

10: Ask your own question here, the next person to post has to answer and then post their own question for the person that
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How do you remove stains from your Nike's?

Wash the blood off before it dries, silly.

Should Dracoid be unbanned?

Edited, Sat Feb 4 19:27:02 2006 by TStephens
#8 Feb 04 2006 at 7:43 PM Rating: Good
1. Souperbowl weekend this weekend, and since oen of the teams is here in my home state, I have to ask. which team are you rooting for,and why?

I route for the straight team, I'm not into teh ghey like you.

2. Do you harbor repressed emotions relating to the letter "J:?

I used to love my J's now, they are only a distant memory of the fun times I had as a teenager.

3. Of the recent non suckpoppit newcomers to the asylum, which one(s) do you think have potential? Or which ones would you cast into the firey pit of hell if given the opertunity?

Depends, is it a shiney "opertunity"? WTF is an "opertunity" anyway? Smiley: dubious


4. In a fight to the death between Nexa, armed with an accordian and a flame thrower, and Flea, armed with a a fluffy pillow and a rocket launcher, Which one would make the best waffles?

Nexa would look sexy as a waffle, but we all know Flea would cut her bad with that pillow.

5. If you had two freshwater aquarium clams to find names for, what would you name them both? one is slightly bigger than the other, and the smaller one likes to burrow and hide

NU and B

6. What is your favorite type of cheese? or, failing that, what is the strangest food item you have ever eaten?

This kind. Smiley: cheese

7. complete the following sentance: ____ was having a really _______ day, ever since their ________ disappeared under mysterious circumstances. Damn those ______ for their _____ing ways!


Kaolian's aquarium critters
******
eggs
owners
kinky thieving


8. <censored by order of EPA>

See, if you would just come out of the closet, you wouldn't have to hide the fact that you made this quiz just to get names for your aquarium critters.

9. and along the same lines of question 8, what would you do to cluster 7 if you ever met it in a dark ally some overcast rainiy night in harlem?

I would replace the Mac OS with Windows 3.11 out of spite.

10: Ask your own question here, the next person to post has to answer and then post their own question for the person that follows them!


Should Dracoid be unbanned?

Only if he gives each admin a snaggle toothed *******.

Are you?




Edited, Sat Feb 4 19:45:43 2006 by Elderon
#10 Feb 04 2006 at 9:30 PM Rating: Good
Baron von AngstyCoder wrote:

exo wrote:
Are you?

Perhaps, but I find it shallow and pedantic.
Do I fu[b][/b]cking look like Exo to you? Smiley: mad
#11 Feb 04 2006 at 9:48 PM Rating: Good
Frankly?

What's the difference?
#13 Feb 04 2006 at 10:18 PM Rating: Decent
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Baron von AngstyCoder wrote:

Your name starts with an e and has an o in it.
My thoughts exactly.

10. Yes

Ideally, how many questions should the One Quizpoll to rule them all contain?
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#14 Feb 04 2006 at 10:34 PM Rating: Good
That's fine, you all look the same to me too. Just different euphemisims for mediocre.
#15 Feb 05 2006 at 2:25 AM Rating: Good



Here is a question, and I will actually make it multiple choice.

If you lived in a duplex with paper-thin walls and your neighbor went out of town, leaving his alarm set for an odd hour of the night so that it was blaring as you were trying to sleep, would you

a) Listen to music
b) Find some earplugs
c) Wait until he comes home and spend the next week having loud sex as soon as all of the lights in his apartment go out
d) Key his car

#16 Feb 05 2006 at 2:44 AM Rating: Good
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Option c works for me. So...how you doin? Smiley: sly
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#17 Feb 05 2006 at 3:52 AM Rating: Decent
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Ooo I love these!

1. Souperbowl weekend this weekend, and since oen of the teams is here in my home state, I have to ask. which team are you rooting for,and why?

As a fellow Washingotnian, so Seattle all the way.

2. Do you harbor repressed emotions relating to the letter "J:?

Possibly.

3. Of the recent non suckpoppit newcomers to the asylum, which one(s) do you think have potential? Or which ones would you cast into the firey pit of hell if given the opertunity?

Katie. Katie.

4. In a fight to the death between Nexa, armed with an accordian and a flame thrower, and Flea, armed with a a fluffy pillow and a rocket launcher, Which one would make the best waffles?

Me.

5. If you had two freshwater aquarium clams to find names for, what would you name them both? one is slightly bigger than the other, and the smaller one likes to burrow and hide

Fatasss and Mouse.

6. What is your favorite type of cheese? or, failing that, what is the strangest food item you have ever eaten?

No preference, though Provalogne is good.

7. complete the following sentance: ____ was having a really _______ day, ever since their ________ disappeared under mysterious circumstances. Damn those ______ for their _____ing ways!

8. <censored by order of EPA>

9. and along the same lines of question 8, what would you do to cluster 7 if you ever met it in a dark ally some overcast rainiy night in harlem?

10: Ask your own question here, the next person to post has to answer and then post their own question for the person that follows them!


I kinda got bored so I stopped early.
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#18 Feb 05 2006 at 4:07 AM Rating: Decent
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Lets see here, what do we want to know today.


1. Souperbowl weekend this weekend, and since oen of the teams is here in my home state, I have to ask. which team are you rooting for,and why?

I don't bother with the Stupor Bowl. Not even the commercials. Since I'm a Jets fan, my interest in football usually wanes by week 4.

2. Do you harbor repressed emotions relating to the letter "J:?

None that I know of...but how would you know if it waws repressed?

3. Of the recent non suckpoppit newcomers to the asylum, which one(s) do you think have potential? Or which ones would you cast into the firey pit of hell if given the opertunity?

It's hard to tell the difference between sock and true n00b, or to even care.

4. In a fight to the death between Nexa, armed with an accordian and a flame thrower, and Flea, armed with a a fluffy pillow and a rocket launcher, Which one would make the best waffles?

Nexa, I would imagine.

5. If you had two freshwater aquarium clams to find names for, what would you name them both? one is slightly bigger than the other, and the smaller one likes to burrow and hide

Butch and Sundance.

6. What is your favorite type of cheese? or, failing that, what is the strangest food item you have ever eaten?

Mozzarella.

7. complete the following sentance:
Kaolian was having a really shi[/i]tty day, ever since his microwave disappeared under mysterious circumstances. Damn those freshwater clams for their burrowing ways!

8. <censored by order of EPA>

<n/a>

9. and along the same lines of question 8, what would you do to cluster 7 if you ever met it in a dark ally some overcast rainiy night in harlem?

Try to buy a dimebag and smoke it up.

10: Ask your own question here, the next person to post has to answer and then post their own question for the person that follows them!

Is there someone else up there we could talk to?
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#19 Feb 05 2006 at 7:58 AM Rating: Good
Katarine wrote:



Here is a question, and I will actually make it multiple choice.

If you lived in a duplex with paper-thin walls and your neighbor went out of town, leaving his alarm set for an odd hour of the night so that it was blaring as you were trying to sleep, would you

a) Listen to music
b) Find some earplugs
c) Wait until he comes home and spend the next week having loud sex as soon as all of the lights in his apartment go out
d) Key his car



e) Take a ballpeen hammer, walk out to the exterior electric box for his apartment, knock the lock off, and turn off his power.
#20 Feb 05 2006 at 8:06 AM Rating: Decent
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1. I have been a Steeler fan since the early hours of a morning in May of 1983.

2. No "f"ing way.

3. No opinion

4. Nexa, I like my waffles cooked and she has the flamethrower.
But then Flea could kill her with the rocket launcher, take the flame thrower, and make my waffles.

5.Clam and mato, or Honor and Harrington. )


6. Hunters

7. Elne was having a really great day, ever since her ex had disappeared under mysterious circumstances. Damn those clams for their shellfish water sucking ways!

8. @$$&*^#^)#

9. Is this Harlem Amsterdam or New York City?

10. If you are walking down the street in your red and white canoe, how many igloos would it take to make pancakes?

#21 Feb 05 2006 at 8:38 AM Rating: Good
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1. Souperbowl weekend this weekend, and since oen of the teams is here in my home state, I have to ask. which team are you rooting for,and why?

Team? I thought the bowl was made of bread...where's the delicious chili?

2. Do you harbor repressed emotions relating to the letter "J:?

Yes.

3. Of the recent non suckpoppit newcomers to the asylum, which one(s) do you think have potential? Or which ones would you cast into the firey pit of hell if given the opertunity?

Bah, I haven't been around enough to know. Yay!

4. In a fight to the death between Nexa, armed with an accordian and a flame thrower, and Flea, armed with a a fluffy pillow and a rocket launcher, Which one would make the best waffles?

They're both totally sexified. That's all that really matters.


5. If you had two freshwater aquarium clams to find names for, what would you name them both? one is slightly bigger than the other, and the smaller one likes to burrow and hide

Ren and Stimpy?

6. What is your favorite type of cheese? or, failing that, what is the strangest food item you have ever eaten?

I like all cheese...oh yeah, I went there.

7. complete the following sentance: ____ was having a really _______ day, ever since their ________ disappeared under mysterious circumstances. Damn those ______ for their _____ing ways!

I protest the lack of subject/verb agreement in the above sentence.

8. <censored by order of EPA>

9. and along the same lines of question 8, what would you do to cluster 7 if you ever met it in a dark ally some overcast rainiy night in harlem?

Kick it in the junk.

10: Ask your own question here, the next person to post has to answer and then post their own question for the person that follows them!

Meh?
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#22 Feb 05 2006 at 10:00 AM Rating: Good
1. Souperbowl weekend this weekend, and since oen of the teams is here in my home state, I have to ask. which team are you rooting for,and why?

The Cheerleaders

2. Do you harbor repressed emotions relating to the letter "J:?

Yup. Most of my ex girlfriends are Julies and Jennifers

3. Of the recent non suckpoppit newcomers to the asylum, which one(s) do you think have potential?

Katarine, just cause I agrea with most of what she says.

Or which ones would you cast into the firey pit of hell if given the opertunity?

Pyrological

4. In a fight to the death between Nexa, armed with an accordian and a flame thrower, and Flea, armed with a a fluffy pillow and a rocket launcher, Which one would make the best waffles?

Flea, for judging bu his avatar, he's already and accomplished marksman.

5. If you had two freshwater aquarium clams to find names for, what would you name them both? one is slightly bigger than the other, and the smaller one likes to burrow and hide

Ike and Mike.

6. What is your favorite type of cheese? or, failing that,

Deli Sliced American.

what is the strangest food item you have ever eaten?

I've tried most sushi, there being a Japanese Restaurant in the hotel I work at.

7. complete the following sentance:

Clinton was having a really awesome day, ever since their affairs disappeared under mysterious circumstances. Damn those joints for their forgettinging ways!

I tried. and clinton is still my hero

8. <censored by order of EPA>

[b]Fucking Hippies[/b]

9. and along the same lines of question 8, what would you do to cluster 7 if you ever met it in a dark ally some overcast rainiy night in harlem?

I'd hit it.

10a: Meh?

42

10b:Who's on first?
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#23 Feb 05 2006 at 11:16 AM Rating: Good
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4. In a fight to the death between Nexa, armed with an accordian and a flame thrower, and Flea, armed with a a fluffy pillow and a rocket launcher, Which one would make the best waffles?

Nadenu


I'll remember that, you bastage. Smiley: mad
#24 Feb 05 2006 at 11:25 AM Rating: Good
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1. Souperbowl weekend this weekend, and since oen of the teams is here in my home state, I have to ask. which team are you rooting for,and why?
Whichever one wins. I like to divide my loyalties.

2. Do you harbor repressed emotions relating to the letter "J:?
Is the urge to vomit followed by the urge to check my bank statement a repressed emotion? If so, then yes.

3. Of the recent non suckpoppit newcomers to the asylum, which one(s) do you think have potential? Or which ones would you cast into the firey pit of hell if given the opertunity?
Nobby, for both options.

4. In a fight to the death between Nexa, armed with an accordian and a flame thrower, and Flea, armed with a a fluffy pillow and a rocket launcher, Which one would make the best waffles?
Depends, how much am I getting paid? And by waffles, do you mean striptease? Cause then I'd donate my earnings to the dollar-a-Nexa-lapdance fund.

5. If you had two freshwater aquarium clams to find names for, what would you name them both? one is slightly bigger than the other, and the smaller one likes to burrow and hide
It's a lock: Proof and Shadowrealm.

6. What is your favorite type of cheese? or, failing that, what is the strangest food item you have ever eaten?
Guinea pig.

7. complete the following sentance: ____ was having a really _______ day, ever since their ________ disappeared under mysterious circumstances. Damn those ______ for their _____ing ways!
Mad libs make me angry.

8. <censored by order of EPA>
Specist.

9. and along the same lines of question 8, what would you do to cluster 7 if you ever met it in a dark ally some overcast rainiy night in harlem?
I bet cluster 7's got moves.

10: Ask your own question here, the next person to post has to answer and then post their own question for the person that follows them!
Me. Why do people order a double cheeseburger, large fries, and a diet soda?
#25 Feb 05 2006 at 11:37 AM Rating: Good
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1. Souperbowl weekend this weekend, and since oen of the teams is here in my home state, I have to ask. which team are you rooting for,and why?

Seventeen. Why not?

2. Do you harbor repressed emotions relating to the letter "J:?

My emotions relating to the letter J are not repressed, but they are unrequited. Smiley: frown

3. Of the recent non suckpoppit newcomers to the asylum, which one(s) do you think have potential? Or which ones would you cast into the firey pit of hell if given the opertunity?

Suckpoppits are evil.

4. In a fight to the death between Nexa, armed with an accordian and a flame thrower, and Flea, armed with a a fluffy pillow and a rocket launcher, Which one would make the best waffles?

Do their tops accidentally get ripped or fall off during this event? Rarr! Okay, I think Nexa would win with the waffles, but Flea wins for her amazingly realistic bird calls.

5. If you had two freshwater aquarium clams to find names for, what would you name them both? one is slightly bigger than the other, and the smaller one likes to burrow and hide

Frick and Frack

6. What is your favorite type of cheese? or, failing that, what is the strangest food item you have ever eaten?

You can't make me pick a favorite cheese! I have eaten frog legs and escargot (not at the same time). I know, those aren't that odd but it's all I've got.

7. complete the following sentance: ____ was having a really _______ day, ever since their ________ disappeared under mysterious circumstances. Damn those ______ for their _____ing ways!

I haven't had enough coffee to tackle this one.

8. <censored by order of EPA>

Yeah. Like we even have a working EPA. Liar!

9. and along the same lines of question 8, what would you do to cluster 7 if you ever met it in a dark ally some overcast rainiy night in harlem?

In situations like this, I like to try to act nonchalant and simply say "how's it going?", and keep walking. Let the next guy fight the good fight.

10: Ask your own question here, the next person to post has to answer and then post their own question for the person that follows them!

When was the last time you accidentally wore your underpants inside out?
#26 Feb 05 2006 at 1:25 PM Rating: Good
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The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
2. Do you harbor repressed emotions relating to the letter "J:?
Is the urge to vomit followed by the urge to check my bank statement a repressed emotion? If so, then yes.


Hmm. So we know Squeeter's initial then. (although ISTR he did post his real name somewheres)
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