Wanton self-gratification ensues but, I'm stroking my own e-go here - move on and do not read unless you're easily unimpressed by some corporate robot feeling good about having run through the right rat-tunnels to impress the scientists
So it appears that the Prime Minister had a conversation with the Secretary of State for Health and said "Patricia - I'm going to hold a "Thank You" reception at No 10 Downing Street for the people who've made the biggest contribution to the National Health Service in the last year. Who should I invite"
And it also appears that Patty's response was along the lines of "Obvious! Teh n0bst3r, N00b!"
So Nobby gets the security briefing (passed, duUuh), the calligraphed invitation is sent out, and Nobby is going for dwinkies with his Tonyness (and Cherie) at their house in t3h L0nd0n.
While I spend time deploring Tony bLiar's foreign policy, I now realise that my principles are cheap, and I'm feeling quite chuffed at getting an invite to No 10. (For unedjamacated yanquis, that's the UK's equivalent of the Oval Office).
I'm aware that this is an utter sell-out on my part, but I'm genuinely quite excited at meeting the PM and seeing his house.
See, I warned you it'd make you want to punch me in the throat for smugness and overt boasting, but I feel Speshul
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You created Drac.
Just sayin...
Just sayin...
don't forget to release a massive gasser wehn you're with them.
Don't forget the little people when you start hob-nobbing with all the parliment folks. Remembahs yur roots brutha!
Make sure you hit on his wife.
Mistress Nadenu wrote:
Make sure you hit on his wife.
She has all the sex-appeal of an abortion at a petting zoo.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
I would rather meet Mr. Blair than Mr. Bush. At least Mr. Blair has is well spoken with a neato accent.
Have they discovered your Nobby alter-ego during the background check?
If not, I accept Pay-Pal payments.
If not, I accept Pay-Pal payments.
That is really neat, we walked past there while touring London on our honeymoon. The guards with the HK's were quite intimidating.
Nobby wrote:
Mistress Nadenu wrote:
Make sure you hit on his wife.
She has all the sex-appeal of an abortion at a petting zoo.
Ok then, hit on him.
Sheesh...
Wint wrote:
That is really neat, we walked past there while touring London on our honeymoon. The guards with the HK's were quite intimidating.
And you are...?
Mistress Nadenu wrote:
And you are...?
Not you too Nadenue. Angsty wrote:
Guards often have Honour Kills... then they die by some group of level 60s.
I thought HKS was the type of automatic weapons they carried
Edited, Fri Feb 3 16:52:31 2006 by Wint
Wint wrote:
Mistress Nadenu wrote:
And you are...?
Not you too Nadenue.Oh come on... it's fun!
sort of
My mental picture of 10 Downing Street and the PM of UK pretty much equates to the skit off of Little Britain. Shallow of me but there it is.
Very good job though Nobby. Blair might be a bit of a rag but its nice to get appreciated for a job well done.
Very good job though Nobby. Blair might be a bit of a rag but its nice to get appreciated for a job well done.
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bodhisattva wrote:
My mental picture of 10 Downing Street and the PM of UK pretty much equates to the skit off of Little Britain.
Ooee! Prime Ministah! You've got an eyelash!
Make a wish!
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Hey, will those Allakhazam t-shirts be done in time?
I'm sure you'll wanna wear yours, but you can also bring one along as a gift for the PM (he's cute).
WOW Nobby, congratulations! It wouldn't be happening if you hadn't earned it.
I'm sure you'll wanna wear yours, but you can also bring one along as a gift for the PM (he's cute).
WOW Nobby, congratulations! It wouldn't be happening if you hadn't earned it.
Alma wrote:
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Smashing job, old bean!
Remember to take some Gas-X beforehand this time.
Gratz youy ******* Or, as we say here, ******* All that hard work was for something, even if its just dinner with a political figure you're not too keen on
Just make sure to flirt with Moneypenny on your way in or our whole image of you will be shot.
Oh wait, that was Patrician. Well, he's MIA so you can fill in.
Congratulations on the recognition though, seriously, I'm glad to hear that someone noticed.
Nexa
Oh wait, that was Patrician. Well, he's MIA so you can fill in.
Congratulations on the recognition though, seriously, I'm glad to hear that someone noticed.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
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― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Did they know about the time spent on this forum? You might a piece of silverware for it!
Elinda wrote:
I'm sure you'll wanna wear yours, but you can also bring one along as a gift for the PM (he's cute).
WOW Nobby, congratulations! It wouldn't be happening if you hadn't earned it.
WOW Nobby, congratulations! It wouldn't be happening if you hadn't earned it.
I always thought he looked like Nigel Pinchley.
And the clearance check does explain the Nobby's absence.
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