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#1 Feb 03 2006 at 4:14 PM Rating: Excellent
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Stolen and possible diseased corpse tissue transplanted into unknowing victims
The Local Windy City Rag wrote:
Soon after Don Whelpley read a Tribune report Thursday morning about suspect donor tissue that reached Chicago-area patients, he opened a registered letter with disturbing news from his oral surgeon: Some of the bad bone tissue had been used in Whelpley's gums.

The letter recommended that Whelpley, a 57-year-old Naperville grandfather who has been married 37 years, be tested for HIV, syphilis and hepatitis.

It is the kind of scene being repeated around the region and the country, as hospitals and doctors' offices are informing patients that the tissue in their bone or tendon grafts might not have been properly screened.

Most of the major medical centers in and around Chicago are affected, including at least 10 hospitals and 62 patients who received the grafts. The tissue came from a New York operation suspected by state and federal officials of using looted cadavers and phony documents that hid the donors' medical conditions.

That apparent deception is rippling through the medical community, bringing new grief to bereaved families and shock to many tissue recipients. Investigators believe one victim of tissue looting was late public television host Alistair Cooke, whose daughter said Thursday in an interview that the thought of his corpse being violated was "ghoulish and *****************
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Six patients at Rush University Medical Center received bone used for spinal fusion operations, a spokeswoman said. At Advocate Christ Medical Center in Oak Lawn, five patients had tendon grafts from the suspect source. Three University of Chicago Hospitals patients got a fibrous tissue called fascia, used in abdominal surgery.
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Cooke's daughter, Rev. Susan Cooke Kittredge, 56, said her father's tissue might have been easier to steal because he died at his home in Manhattan and was sent to a funeral home for cremation. That effectively removed the web of documentation and oversight that accompanies corpses in a hospital or medical examiner's office.

Kittredge said the district attorney's office in Brooklyn called her in mid-December to say that her father's corpse had been used in a tissue-looting scheme linked to a New Jersey-based company, Biomedical Tissue Services. Officials from the district attorney's office would not comment on her story.

"They said they'd found receipts for Daddy's bones," said Kittredge, an ordained minister from Vermont.

"When someone tells you something like that, it doesn't compute," she said. "I hung up the telephone and stared slack-jawed."
While it would be kind of cool to think you had Alistair Cooke's tissue grafted into you and you could annoy your friends by saying "This is Masterpiece Theatre" over and over... Yeah, I have a hard time getting over the "potentially diseased, looted corpse flesh" angle.

[:heebie-jeebies:]
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#2 Feb 03 2006 at 4:27 PM Rating: Decent
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There in the shadows, looks like a hand
Without its owner, to give it a command
It's got a purpose but I don't know what it is
I'm in trouble

There in the streets, looks like a man
But something wrong that I don't understand
His eyes are open but he don't see a thing
His skin is peeling off, his bones are sticking out
I'm getting scared

Oh my god (Is it dead?)
Is it living? (Is it dead?)
Is it dead or alive?
(Is it dead?), Is it dead? (Is it dead?)
Is it dead? (Is it dead?)
Is it dead or alive?

Hiding in the cupboards, like little mice
Hiding in the frigerator, that isn't nice
It's not an animal, it don't have legs
No one else can see it

It moves so fast, corner of my eye
Look again it's gone, it's hiding
Won't somebody help me, doesn't anybody care?
It waits so patiently, for me to lose my guard
I'm getting scared

Is it dead, is it
(Is it dead)
Is it dead
(Is it dead)
Is it dead or alive
(Is it dead)
Is it dead
(Is it dead)
Is it dead, is it

I remember there was a time
When dead and buried meant just that
Underneath the cold dark ground
Things stay put!

Oh them bones they make them bodies walk
Them bones, them bones
If they could only talk!

Is it dead
#3 Feb 03 2006 at 4:28 PM Rating: Decent
Sounds like part of a plot from an 80's low budget horror flick. The bodies of the dead who were harvested reanimate and hunt down their stolen tissue and those who violated their corpses.
<cue spooky music>



Heebie-jeebies is right.
#4 Feb 03 2006 at 4:32 PM Rating: Decent
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Soylent Green FTW!
#5 Feb 03 2006 at 4:40 PM Rating: Good
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I'd imagine getting getting a nice Form letter from my Doctor that he used "dead" material in my surgery would be nice ...

Dear Patient 107

We messed up.

You might have contracted the following disease states from diseased tissue we used in your surgery.

[X] HIV
[X] Syphilis
[_] Herpes
[_] Gonorrhea
[_] Chlamydia
[X] Viral Hepatitis

Please come in for additional testing.

Thank you

Dr. Resurrectionist

P.S. You will be required to pay an additional co-pay.
#6 Feb 03 2006 at 4:44 PM Rating: Excellent
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baelnic the Braindead wrote:
Dear Patient 107

We messed up.

You might have contracted the following disease states from diseased tissue we used in your surgery.

[X] HIV
[X] Syphilis
[_] Herpes
[_] Gonorrhea
[_] Chlamydia
[X] Viral Hepatitis

Please come in for additional testing.

Thank you

Dr. Vahzilok

P.S. You will be required to pay an additional co-pay.
Fixed for City of Heroes compatibility
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#7 Feb 03 2006 at 4:51 PM Rating: Decent
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Who the hell loots a corpse?
#8 Feb 03 2006 at 4:53 PM Rating: Good
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Fixed for City of Heroes compatibility


Teleporting ninja wizards ftw!!!
#9 Feb 03 2006 at 4:55 PM Rating: Decent
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fenderputy the Shady wrote:
Who the hell loots a corpse?


Ninja looters!
#10 Feb 03 2006 at 4:58 PM Rating: Excellent
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Teleporting ninja looting wizards!
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