For breakfast I had instant oatmeal. For lunch I had instant soup. I'm going to make some instant coffee now, because we're out of regular at the office and I don't drink decaf. I'm just noticing that I like alot of instant things (haha, I'm every man's dream, eh?).
This post is boring...but no more boring than anything else posted on here today.
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“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
This has been my instant post of the day
Nexa wrote:
I want it now
The title had so much promise. It read like a story from penthouse. The post read like a OOT thread worthy of the sandbox.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
Quote one of my more beloved Comics Dane Cook
In the future, everything will be instantanious. "Ok off to work" ZOOOP! "Im here" "Im hungry" ZOOOP "Im full." But the DMV will still take like 9 fu[b][/b]cking seconds.
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In the future, everything will be instantanious. "Ok off to work" ZOOOP! "Im here" "Im hungry" ZOOOP "Im full." But the DMV will still take like 9 fu[b][/b]cking seconds.
bodhisattva wrote:
Nexa wrote:
I want it now
The title had so much promise.
I wrote it for you, big boy. /swoon
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
bodhisattva wrote:
Nexa wrote:
I want it now
The title had so much promise.
I wrote it for you, big boy. /swoon
Nexa
You might want to reconsider your options, it came to light this morning while cyboring with Samira on WoW guild chat that she does it fast and does it like an automaton. Honest to Bob, this is not just another lame attempt at me trying to get allafemmes to **** out.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
bodhisattva wrote:
You might want to reconsider your options, it came to light this morning while cyboring with Samira on WoW guild chat that she does it fast and does it like an automaton. Honest to Bob, this is not just another lame attempt at me trying to get allafemmes to **** out.
I wouldn't need any excuse for Samira, she's hawt. Of course, even if the allafemmes all got together for a 12 hour long orgy, we'd only share the tape with one another and would tell you we'd just gone shopping.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
I wouldn't need any excuse for Samira, she's hawt. Of course, even if the allafemmes all got together for a 12 hour long orgy, we'd only share the tape with one another and would tell you we'd just gone shopping.
Nexa
Nexa
The code is broken, Chester will now officially be rubbing one out everytime a Allafemme mentions shopping.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
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The code is broken, Chester will now officially be rubbing one out everytime a Allafemme mentions shopping.
Chester? Hell it will be a 2 minute mass AFK from the rest of the guild every time one mentions shopping.
His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
Chester? Hell it will be a 2 minute mass AFK from the rest of the guild every time one mentions shopping.
My work is nearly done...I now just have to work on time. 2 minutes is far too long, someone might not get healed in time or something.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
I seem to recall there being a lot of talk about shopping from DSD and Flea during and shortly after the last Allafemme gathering. So now that we've got that part figured out, how does "dancing" fit into the secret code?
Dane > all "."
Nexa, you might want to think about getting a single serving coffee maker. I've got one at work, along with a bean grinder, and nothing beats the taste of a good fresh brewed cup of coffee. Beats the snot out of cardboard flavored instant-anything and it's really quick to make. Just don't get the "pod" style brewers, as they suck donkey wang.
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Quote one of my more beloved Comics Dane Cook
Dane > all "."
Nexa, you might want to think about getting a single serving coffee maker. I've got one at work, along with a bean grinder, and nothing beats the taste of a good fresh brewed cup of coffee. Beats the snot out of cardboard flavored instant-anything and it's really quick to make. Just don't get the "pod" style brewers, as they suck donkey wang.
Desktop espresso maker FTW!
bodhisattva wrote:
Nexa wrote:
I want it now
The title had so much promise. It read like a story from penthouse.
Good, I wasn't the only one who did a double-take then.
His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
Desktop espresso maker FTW!
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***** that. Still too slow. Get your caffine from M&M's - it's as good as freebasing espresso.
Why stop there? Chocolate covered coffee beans, The Constitutional Option.
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I never go shopping.
I'll shop with ya, honey.
Edited, Fri Feb 3 13:58:24 2006 by MoebiusLord
Mistress Nadenu wrote:
I never go shopping. 
We're sharing a room in Boston, so I'm sure we'll find time to shop.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Elderon the Wise wrote:
His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
Desktop espresso maker FTW!
Talk about conveniance! USB Foreman Grill
Elderon the Wise wrote:
His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
Desktop espresso maker FTW!
Might be a bit slower then M&Msâ„¢, but candy just doesn't scream "pretentious" in the same smug fashion.
For some reason the thread title just doesn't look right without those retarded FFXI brackets around the words.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Stephen Wright wrote:
Last night I made Instant Coffee in a Microwave Oven.
I almost travelled back in time.
I almost travelled back in time.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Jophiel wrote:
For some reason the thread title just doesn't look right without those retarded FFXI brackets around the words.
I don't think that's in the autotranslator.
So you will just have to make do with |Can I have it?| |Ready!|
Nexa wrote:
Mistress Nadenu wrote:
I never go shopping.
We're sharing a room in Boston, so I'm sure we'll find time to shop.
Nexa
Oh, and then a pillow fight afterward!
I am so looking up the price of a plane ticket to Boston.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
bodhisattva wrote:
I am so looking up the price of a plane ticket to Boston.
I really wish you would. But we all know you won't. Chicken.
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