The Plan by Robin WilliamsFollow

I recieved this is the other day.

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The Plan!
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Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says "I love New York" in Arabic.



You gotta love Robin Williams......
Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin
Williams to come up with the perfect
plan. What we need now is for our
UN Ambassador to stand up and
repeat this message.

Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to
argue with this logic!)

"I see a lot of people yelling for peace
but I have not heard of a plan for
peace. So, here's one plan."

1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs,
past &present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic,
Hussein, and the rest of those "good ole boys", we will never "interfere" again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany,
South Korea, theMiddle East, and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We
would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in
the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave.We'll
give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and
deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!!
France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless
given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If
you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would
never be available
to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they
don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort
to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting
sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan
wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their
oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to
sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites
would be enough.)

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not
"interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or
whatever they need Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given
to the army. The people who need
it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the
spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good
homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call
us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or
LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer
saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." She's got a
baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' "

If you agree with the above forward
it to friends...If not, and I would be amazed, DELETE it!!

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Works for me, what about you?

So I shouldn't hold my breath for the $10,000,000 sweepstakes that I never entered but my e-mail told me I won??? Dam[sm][/sm]n. I should probably go get my letter of resignation back from my boss.

Probably spends more time on alt.motorcycles.harley

What are you trying to say, Mr. SubtleMan(tm)!?

That should be my new CoH character. Would kick butt, but no one would notice.

I saw footage of Robin Williams in a production of "Waiting for Godot" with Steve Martin. I'll always regret not having seen that. I bet it was fantastic.

99% of the stuff in my inbox gets deleted before I read it. The only reason I read this is because a friend of mine forwarded it to me and told me about it before hand.

The racist remarks are meant as subtle humor but I guess we have become so fu[sm][/sm]cking PC nowadays we can't even crack a mild joke. The only thing that I might consider racist is the language remark, however I agree with it. People who have chosen to live here and who have been here for 10+ years should be willing to learn the national language. I should not be required to learn a "foreign" language to communicate with them simply because they don't feel like learning the language of the country they live in. If you choose to live somewhere you should be REQUIRED to learn the national language to obtain citizenship.

As far as who wrote it, I really don't care. That’s how I received it so that’s how I posted it.

You can buy cream to put on that. As bad as it seems to be, you might want to pick up one of those ring-shaped cushions, too.

That was subtle racist humor?

Robin Williams is a funny, funny man. If he had a plan, rest assured it would be written in a far more hilarious style.

Raolan, the Sandbox is that-a-way ----->

Don't come back.