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#1 Feb 02 2006 at 4:13 PM Rating: Excellent
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So who's stuck at work today? If the office busy? What are you doing tonight to celebrate? Where are you taking your loved ones? Did you buy any special presents for the day? What kind of presents did you get? What does your Groundhog Day tree look like? Does it bother you when people refer to it as an Early February Spring Forecasting Conifer? Would you boycott Target for saying so? Did you hide your Groundhog Day candy out in the yard for the groundhogs to find? What are you dressed up as this year? Have you had a moment of silence for our fallen groundhogs?

Whew! So much to talk about on this special day!


God, I f[i][/i]ucking hate that movie...
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#3 Feb 02 2006 at 4:18 PM Rating: Good
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So who's stuck at work today?

I am. Though I did play hookey and went snowboarding up at Keystone yesterday.

If the office busy?

I'll assume you meant "Is" in which case the answer is no, so far.

What are you doing tonight to celebrate?

I'm thinking of sacrificing a bull

Where are you taking your loved ones?

To the local bull sacrificing grounds. I was smart and reserved them a year ahead of time.

Did you buy any special presents for the day?

I bought my grandmother a vibrator. She thinks it is a cell phone.

What does your Groundhog Day tree look like?

It's green, and has leaves.

Does it bother you when people refer to it as an Early February Spring Forecasting Conifer?

Those ******* heathens!

Would you boycott Target for saying so?

I already did, because they're French.

Did you hide your Groundhog Day candy out in the yard for the groundhogs to find?

No, Phil hates looking for things. I just give it to him in a basket.

What are you dressed up as this year?

The Liberal Media

Have you had a moment of silence for our fallen groundhogs?

No, I laughed hysterically. Groundhogs appreciate physical humor.


What, we were supposed to answer them all, right?
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#4 Feb 02 2006 at 4:33 PM Rating: Excellent
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God, I f[i][/i]ucking hate that movie...
I read a review of that film once where someone expressed disbelief that, if Bill Murry's character was secure enough in his cyclical existance to step in front of a truck, he wouldn't have tried to rape Andie MacDowell Smiley: dubious
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#5 Feb 02 2006 at 4:35 PM Rating: Good
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I read a review of that film once where someone expressed disbelief that, if Bill Murry's character was secure enough in his cyclical existance to step in front of a truck, he wouldn't have tried to rape Andie MacDowell


That says quite a lot about the author.
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#6 Feb 02 2006 at 4:42 PM Rating: Excellent
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In his defense, the thought was posed in the framework of "If you knew your actions had no repercussions because everything would start over in 12 hours, would there be any point in caring about right and wrong?"

Sure, it'd suck for Andie MacDowell for six hours until everything popped back into place. Likewise, if Bill Murry robbed a bank, who cares? Hell, even if he dies doing it, what difference would it make? What point is there in being a "good person" and how long would it take for you to get so incredibly bored and fatalisitc with your existance before you're eating babies and peeing on the handicapped just for something new to do?

I suppose the primary motivation to "being good" at that point would be the fear that this is the day that's going to turn into tomorrow.
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#7 Feb 02 2006 at 5:42 PM Rating: Good
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