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#1 Feb 02 2006 at 10:09 AM Rating: Excellent
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So who's stuck at work today? If the office busy? What are you doing tonight to celebrate? Where are you taking your loved ones? Did you buy any special presents for the day? What kind of presents did you get? What does your Groundhog Day tree look like? Does it bother you when people refer to it as an Early February Spring Forecasting Conifer? Would you boycott Target for saying so? Did you hide your Groundhog Day candy out in the yard for the groundhogs to find? What are you dressed up as this year? Have you had a moment of silence for our fallen groundhogs?

Whew! So much to talk about on this special day!
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#2 Feb 02 2006 at 10:14 AM Rating: Good
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Tonight, in the spirit of celebration, I plan to sit down at the dining room table and eat a beaver. I know it will make my wife happy.
#3 Feb 02 2006 at 10:17 AM Rating: Good
I will continue on as if this is NOT a special day and replace floorboards as planned.
#4 Feb 02 2006 at 10:23 AM Rating: Good
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I will most likely Get Peed, Pooped, Drooled, and Puked on, as well as woken up from a dead sleep twice, all before midnight.
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#5 Feb 02 2006 at 10:23 AM Rating: Good
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It's exciting, isn't it!?

Here's what's on our GHD agenda:

Diligently watching any word from Punxsutawney Phil in regards to the state of Winter. Because relying on a rodent just seems to be so much more effective than relying on our news weatherman and The Weather Channel.

Roast Groundhog for dinner! Not hard to find - it's always a pleasure to hunt the highways for prime groundhog roadkill. Gooood eatin'!

The anticipated 24-hour marathon of watching Bill Murray's "Ground Hog's Day" movie on USA network. Enough said.

At midnight, I will don my official Groundhog Day's costumed regalia and prance out upon the meadow...wheeeee! Good times...

Edited, Thu Feb 2 10:25:01 2006 by Smoggy
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#6 Feb 02 2006 at 10:26 AM Rating: Excellent
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Ever since Trickybeck said he looked like Andie MacDowell, I'm a little afraid of that movie. Thinking Ms. MacDowell looks nice might give me teh gheys.
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#7 Feb 02 2006 at 10:28 AM Rating: Good
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anyone know if the little bastid saw his shadow or not?
#8 Feb 02 2006 at 10:31 AM Rating: Good
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He did - then they turned the event into a Pittsburgh Steelers rally - why waste a great opportunity to drink beer at 10am?
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#10 Feb 02 2006 at 10:33 AM Rating: Good
My groundhog can beat up your groundhog.
#11 Feb 02 2006 at 10:34 AM Rating: Good
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So who's stuck at work today?

I am. Though I did play hookey and went snowboarding up at Keystone yesterday.

If the office busy?

I'll assume you meant "Is" in which case the answer is no, so far.

What are you doing tonight to celebrate?

I'm thinking of sacrificing a bull

Where are you taking your loved ones?

To the local bull sacrificing grounds. I was smart and reserved them a year ahead of time.

Did you buy any special presents for the day?

I bought my grandmother a vibrator. She thinks it is a cell phone.

What does your Groundhog Day tree look like?

It's green, and has leaves.

Does it bother you when people refer to it as an Early February Spring Forecasting Conifer?

Those fu[i][/i]cking heathens!

Would you boycott Target for saying so?

I already did, because they're French.

Did you hide your Groundhog Day candy out in the yard for the groundhogs to find?

No, Phil hates looking for things. I just give it to him in a basket.

What are you dressed up as this year?

The Liberal Media

Have you had a moment of silence for our fallen groundhogs?

No, I laughed hysterically. Groundhogs appreciate physical humor.


What, we were supposed to answer them all, right?



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#12 Feb 02 2006 at 12:00 PM Rating: Decent
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So who's stuck at work today? If the office busy? What are you doing tonight to celebrate? Where are you taking your loved ones? Did you buy any special presents for the day? What kind of presents did you get? What does your Groundhog Day tree look like? Does it bother you when people refer to it as an Early February Spring Forecasting Conifer? Would you boycott Target for saying so? Did you hide your Groundhog Day candy out in the yard for the groundhogs to find? What are you dressed up as this year? Have you had a moment of silence for our fallen groundhogs?

Whew! So much to talk about on this special day!
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#13 Feb 02 2006 at 12:03 PM Rating: Decent
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Tonight, in the spirit of celebration, I plan to sit down at the dining room table and eat a beaver. I know it will make my wife happy.

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#14 Feb 02 2006 at 12:06 PM Rating: Decent
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So who's stuck at work today? If the office busy? What are you doing tonight to celebrate? Where are you taking your loved ones? Did you buy any special presents for the day? What kind of presents did you get? What does your Groundhog Day tree look like? Does it bother you when people refer to it as an Early February Spring Forecasting Conifer? Would you boycott Target for saying so? Did you hide your Groundhog Day candy out in the yard for the groundhogs to find? What are you dressed up as this year? Have you had a moment of silence for our fallen groundhogs?

Whew! So much to talk about on this special day!
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#15 Feb 02 2006 at 12:16 PM Rating: Excellent
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Kick ***. It's like the "Best of Jophiel"
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#16 Feb 02 2006 at 12:21 PM Rating: Decent
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It's like the "Best of Jophiel"
Alas, yes
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#17 Feb 02 2006 at 12:22 PM Rating: Excellent
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+1 Me
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#18 Feb 02 2006 at 12:22 PM Rating: Decent
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As a Government employee I have the day off - paid, to pay homage to the rodent.


What, you don't?
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#19 Feb 02 2006 at 12:23 PM Rating: Decent
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So who's stuck at work today? If the office busy? What are you doing tonight to celebrate? Where are you taking your loved ones? Did you buy any special presents for the day? What kind of presents did you get? What does your Groundhog Day tree look like? Does it bother you when people refer to it as an Early February Spring Forecasting Conifer? Would you boycott Target for saying so? Did you hide your Groundhog Day candy out in the yard for the groundhogs to find? What are you dressed up as this year? Have you had a moment of silence for our fallen groundhogs?

Whew! So much to talk about on this special day!



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#20 Feb 02 2006 at 12:24 PM Rating: Decent
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This could be the best excuse for a pharm post ever!!
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#21 Feb 02 2006 at 12:24 PM Rating: Decent
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So who's stuck at work today? If the office busy? What are you doing tonight to celebrate? Where are you taking your loved ones? Did you buy any special presents for the day? What kind of presents did you get? What does your Groundhog Day tree look like? Does it bother you when people refer to it as an Early February Spring Forecasting Conifer? Would you boycott Target for saying so? Did you hide your Groundhog Day candy out in the yard for the groundhogs to find? What are you dressed up as this year? Have you had a moment of silence for our fallen groundhogs?

Whew! So much to talk about on this special day!
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#22 Feb 02 2006 at 12:36 PM Rating: Good
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I'm celebrating by staying home from work and eating chicken!
#23 Feb 02 2006 at 12:38 PM Rating: Decent
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I've heard groundhog tastes like chicken.
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#24 Feb 02 2006 at 12:39 PM Rating: Good
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I'm celebrating by staying home from work and eating chicken!


and letting me let her die by an angry mob of attacking skeletons
#25 Feb 02 2006 at 1:08 PM Rating: Excellent
Imagine living the same day over and over??? Some people do ..

Groundhog day linky

I blame Jophiel for the title
#26 Feb 02 2006 at 1:14 PM Rating: Decent
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So who's stuck at work today? If the office busy? What are you doing tonight to celebrate? Where are you taking your loved ones? Did you buy any special presents for the day? What kind of presents did you get? What does your Groundhog Day tree look like? Does it bother you when people refer to it as an Early February Spring Forecasting Conifer? Would you boycott Target for saying so? Did you hide your Groundhog Day candy out in the yard for the groundhogs to find? What are you dressed up as this year? Have you had a moment of silence for our fallen groundhogs?

Whew! So much to talk about on this special day!


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