So who's stuck at work today?
I am. Though I did play hookey and went snowboarding up at Keystone yesterday.
If the office busy?
I'll assume you meant "Is" in which case the answer is no, so far.
What are you doing tonight to celebrate?
I'm thinking of sacrificing a bull
Where are you taking your loved ones?
To the local bull sacrificing grounds. I was smart and reserved them a year ahead of time.
Did you buy any special presents for the day?
I bought my grandmother a vibrator. She thinks it is a cell phone.
What does your Groundhog Day tree look like?
It's green, and has leaves.
Does it bother you when people refer to it as an Early February Spring Forecasting Conifer?
Those fu[i][/i]cking heathens!
Would you boycott Target for saying so?
I already did, because they're French.
Did you hide your Groundhog Day candy out in the yard for the groundhogs to find?
No, Phil hates looking for things. I just give it to him in a basket.
What are you dressed up as this year?
The Liberal Media
Have you had a moment of silence for our fallen groundhogs?
No, I laughed hysterically. Groundhogs appreciate physical humor.
What, we were supposed to answer them all, right?
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