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Beer and weed - why ask for anything else?
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
I'd be a hardcore painkiller addict if it wasn't for respecting my family immensely, and knowing that I'll never really be happy with who I am if I were to get into it. However, many of my friends wonder why I love painkillers so much when they're prescribed to me or when given to help the bad migraines I occasionally get. Turns out, from reading up on hydrocodone and the like, there's a certain enzhyme in the liver that only a certain amount of people have.
For those that have it, it turns the painkiller's effect into a much better experience. Granted, if anyone took x more than the recommended dosage of the higher tier painkillers they'd probably have a good time (assuming they have a full stomach to prevent nausea), but those with the enzyhme will, for the most part, probably get more out of them than someone without.
Now, it's either that or I got my info on dextromethorphan mixed up with painkillers. Or, they both share an enzhyme (where the dextromethorphan's enzhyme helps regulate and keep your trip through the hallucinogen enjoyable.)
I guess you could say there's a good aspect to having friends who are a part of the drug crowd, it's given me a seemingly fun little hobby in studying drugs, their affects, and why they do what they do.
Ode to the sweet, sweet feeling of having more proteins with analgesic properties released in the brain.
For those that have it, it turns the painkiller's effect into a much better experience. Granted, if anyone took x more than the recommended dosage of the higher tier painkillers they'd probably have a good time (assuming they have a full stomach to prevent nausea), but those with the enzyhme will, for the most part, probably get more out of them than someone without.
Now, it's either that or I got my info on dextromethorphan mixed up with painkillers. Or, they both share an enzhyme (where the dextromethorphan's enzhyme helps regulate and keep your trip through the hallucinogen enjoyable.)
I guess you could say there's a good aspect to having friends who are a part of the drug crowd, it's given me a seemingly fun little hobby in studying drugs, their affects, and why they do what they do.
Ode to the sweet, sweet feeling of having more proteins with analgesic properties released in the brain.
On friday i was robbed at gunpoint when trying to procure some ecstacy from a shady part of town for my party on saturday.
Man, I totally owe Totem a dollar. I didn't think he could pull it off.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Debalic wrote:
Beer and weed - why ask for anything else?
Because I still need sex.
Sex, the Anti-Drug.â„¢
Sad - I leave for a year, but nothing changes...
Thanks AH, your posts never fail to make me feel better about my own life!
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You called the cops when your drug dealer pistol whipped you? Did you think the cops would arrest him and force him to turn over the X you bought? The best you could have hoped for was both of you being arrested while the cops laughed at you.
Drugs are bad, mkay. Get an everquest subscription, you won't have time or money for drugs.
Drugs are bad, mkay. Get an everquest subscription, you won't have time or money for drugs.
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still, it happened, and mostly because im a big giant overconfident idiot.
nothing else to say really. dont know why i was compelled you guys among everyone else i ***** and moan to.
nothing else to say really. dont know why i was compelled you guys among everyone else i ***** and moan to.
You must have heard me say things were boring around here without your nutty antics and rampant dipsh[i][/i]ittery.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
gbaji wrote:
*cough*
AH. Don't you remember the last time you had a tale of woe? Something about how out of a huge crowd of ravers, you were the one the cops came after? I seem to recall pointing out then that there are some people who for one reason or another always end up getting caught, flipping out, and otherwise ******** themselves over via drug/alchohol use, and that you were one of those people.
Guess what? You still are. Take a hint. Stop using. It'll just get worse. You're "that guy" everyone tells the stories about. Accept your fate and move on dude...
AH. Don't you remember the last time you had a tale of woe? Something about how out of a huge crowd of ravers, you were the one the cops came after? I seem to recall pointing out then that there are some people who for one reason or another always end up getting caught, flipping out, and otherwise ******** themselves over via drug/alchohol use, and that you were one of those people.
Guess what? You still are. Take a hint. Stop using. It'll just get worse. You're "that guy" everyone tells the stories about. Accept your fate and move on dude...
QFT
Ouch, sounds like a rough week. Maybe instead of ex and acid you should switch to smack. You won't have to worry about running around screaming like a ****** and as a bonus you'll probably get paid for all those blowjobs you give out at raves!
I hear ya man. You should leave for another year and check back later.
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Sad - I leave for a year, but nothing changes...
I hear ya man. You should leave for another year and check back later.
mikeinsb! Where you been? I expect to see you on WoW now. Shadow Council server. Alliance side.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Mikeinsb wrote:
Sad - I leave for a year, but nothing changes...
Well this has turned into a right royal little reunion now hasn't it.
Dark
If you don't have anything nice to say, at least have the decency to be vague.
I actually recall that "rave" event. We werent raving, just the normal teenage bonfire drinking type sh[b][/b]it.
I wasnt actually the only one the cops went after. I was in a caravan of cars being chased by the police, not that the details really matter.
Yeah, I made some dumb mistakes, but I might get off on a technicality for the drug possession (no warrant to enter my hotel room), and everything else doesnt really matter in the long term. hospital bill? got insurance. pistol whipped? the guy hit like a little *****. lost money? eh, it comes and goes.
As for why i called the police when i got robbed... i phrased it a bit more along the lines of "i was just assaulted and robbed at gunpoint" rather than "i was buying dope and my dealer pistol whipped me".
Given that hes a pretty blatant drug dealer (basically deals right infront of his apartment 24/7) i figured if anything the po-po's could bust him for *something*. and really, at that point i was so furious that seeing his *** get busted certainly would have brightened my day. Wasnt too worried about getting busted because generally the police arent going to mess with someone for allegedly attempting to buy small personal quantities of a drug.
Edited, Thu Feb 2 00:39:13 2006 by Angry Hippo
I wasnt actually the only one the cops went after. I was in a caravan of cars being chased by the police, not that the details really matter.
Yeah, I made some dumb mistakes, but I might get off on a technicality for the drug possession (no warrant to enter my hotel room), and everything else doesnt really matter in the long term. hospital bill? got insurance. pistol whipped? the guy hit like a little *****. lost money? eh, it comes and goes.
As for why i called the police when i got robbed... i phrased it a bit more along the lines of "i was just assaulted and robbed at gunpoint" rather than "i was buying dope and my dealer pistol whipped me".
Given that hes a pretty blatant drug dealer (basically deals right infront of his apartment 24/7) i figured if anything the po-po's could bust him for *something*. and really, at that point i was so furious that seeing his *** get busted certainly would have brightened my day. Wasnt too worried about getting busted because generally the police arent going to mess with someone for allegedly attempting to buy small personal quantities of a drug.
Edited, Thu Feb 2 00:39:13 2006 by Angry Hippo
mikeinsb wrote:
Sad - I leave for a year, but nothing changes...
make that forever in Hippo's case
From drunk in school wasnt it? venues may have changed but the stories have stayed the same.
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Episodes like this will only help you to grow out of doing drugs. Ya, it's fun for awhile. But I was about your age the last time I did Acid and picked a fight with a tree.
The tree won.
So I settled on beer and marijuana with the occasional bout with mushrooms.
Then I got a stomach ache the last time I was on shrooms, and was convinced I was going to die.
So it was just beer and weed for me.
Then I failed a drug test to get a job that I really wanted.
Down to just beer now.
"I guess this is growing up"
The tree won.
So I settled on beer and marijuana with the occasional bout with mushrooms.
Then I got a stomach ache the last time I was on shrooms, and was convinced I was going to die.
So it was just beer and weed for me.
Then I failed a drug test to get a job that I really wanted.
Down to just beer now.
"I guess this is growing up"
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Angry Hippo wrote:
I actually recall that "rave" event. We werent raving, just the normal teenage bonfire drinking type sh[b][/b]it.
I wasnt actually the only one the cops went after. I was in a caravan of cars being chased by the police, not that the details really matter.
I wasnt actually the only one the cops went after. I was in a caravan of cars being chased by the police, not that the details really matter.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
That was a classic.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Lol! Yup. Good find Joph. ;)
So. It's gone from having to scramble to avoid getting caught by the cops and taking a risk in the process, to getting beat up and robbed.
See the pattern AH. It's right there in front of you. I'm serious here. When I was your age, I know for a fact I did far more wild and crazy stuff. But we were *smart* about it. An ounce of thought before you decide to do something saves a ton of headache after the fact. And despite that, I still managed to get myself into a couple bad spots along the way (fortunately managed to avoid ever getting arrested though). You're doing *nothing* smart. You *will* get arrested. Alot. You will get beat up. Alot. You will get robbed and taken advantage of. Alot.
I'm not saying this to be snide or anything. I'm just making an observation. You aren't good at breaking the law, so stop doing it. You're just going to ***** your life over.
The next time, when you get stabbed or shot because you find yourself in the middle of a crackhouse with people who aren't nearly as amused by you as you think they should be, maybe you'll get it...
So. It's gone from having to scramble to avoid getting caught by the cops and taking a risk in the process, to getting beat up and robbed.
See the pattern AH. It's right there in front of you. I'm serious here. When I was your age, I know for a fact I did far more wild and crazy stuff. But we were *smart* about it. An ounce of thought before you decide to do something saves a ton of headache after the fact. And despite that, I still managed to get myself into a couple bad spots along the way (fortunately managed to avoid ever getting arrested though). You're doing *nothing* smart. You *will* get arrested. Alot. You will get beat up. Alot. You will get robbed and taken advantage of. Alot.
I'm not saying this to be snide or anything. I'm just making an observation. You aren't good at breaking the law, so stop doing it. You're just going to ***** your life over.
The next time, when you get stabbed or shot because you find yourself in the middle of a crackhouse with people who aren't nearly as amused by you as you think they should be, maybe you'll get it...
King Nobby wrote:
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AH you sound like my older brother. He never learned and now at 49 he look 65, has a bad heart and a failing liver.
I hope your parents like phone calls in the middle of the night. We had several over the years before he reach 25. Either he was in the hospital or jail. Now most of us refuse to take calls from Jail pay phones.
I hope your parents like phone calls in the middle of the night. We had several over the years before he reach 25. Either he was in the hospital or jail. Now most of us refuse to take calls from Jail pay phones.
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This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
Darkplague wrote:
Well this has turned into a right royal little reunion now hasn't it.
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On friday i was robbed at gunpoint when trying to procure some ecstacy from a shady part of town for my party on saturday. The black man i was driving to get the X for me (who i had bought pot off of atleast 30 times in the past, every time without getting robbed) put a gun up to my neck and told me to give him my wallet. Being pretty ballsy, and not about to give up the last of my cash (he already had 70 dollars i fronted him for the X) i actually told him "no, you aint getting sh*t" and pulled my keys out of the ignition and ran screaming for help.
Haha
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On friday i was robbed at gunpoint when trying to procure some ecstacy from a shady part of town for my party on saturday. The black man i was driving to get the X for me (who i had bought pot off of atleast 30 times in the past, every time without getting robbed) put a gun up to my neck and told me to give him my wallet. Being pretty ballsy, and not about to give up the last of my cash (he already had 70 dollars i fronted him for the X) i actually told him "no, you aint getting sh*t" and pulled my keys out of the ignition and ran screaming for help.
Haha
Such astounding intellect. You contributed so very much tot his thread.
But the OP is why I don't see the point of doing drugs, I mean, if someone else wants to do 'em, fine by me. Unless they do something that ***** with me, like driving. Then I want them put away for a long time. But I personnaly don't see the attraction of taking the chance of getting robbed, arrested, injured, killed, just for a couple hours of other-worldly feeling. If drugs were legal, I might, because the risks of personal injury would be considerably less, but I still probably wouldn't touch 'em.
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Darkplague wrote:
Well this has turned into a right royal little reunion now hasn't it.
Dark
Hiya Darkplague
Hiya Kao! How ya been? Just stopped by to see what is happening. Amazed to see most of the same crew kicking about. And Hippo up to the usually stuff, tho he has graduated into some higher jail sentence activities.
Dark
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