Its now that that time of year!Follow

Fine, you can have it back. For the cause!

Um... I believe I'll wait until you're done, TYVM.

No no, take it. My desire to perpetrate plastic penetrations has been satiated at least for the time being.

That was a nifty bit of alliteration, there.

edit: @ Turtle Boy

Edited, Tue Jan 31 16:20:27 2006 by Nadenu

Install a giant ***** onto his gear shift.

Oh sure, hit me when I'm not here...

If he is a gamer buy him a new one. You could also give him a gamers day as a king. Wake up early stick him in front of the PC or console and give him a good 6+ hours of playtime. Interuptted only by breakfest, lunch, snacks and back rubs. Also offer "breaks" which involve you and little to no clothing. Once night comes, both go out for cocktails and bowling.

Well, Operation valentines day cookie trap 2006 has officially almost maybe eventually started. Last year, my cookie trail was thwarted by rain. This year I think i have it all figured out.

To start with, I have upgraded my cookie technology to the Mark IXV Triple ultra double super duper extra spiffy Death by chocolate double chocolate macadamia nut chocolate frosted cookies of doom! Crafted into heart shapes, and protected by their own mini umbrellas, a trail of these will lead to my appartment door. Inside, the lights will be dimmed to a psycologically approved 85.6%, and my currently blue computer caselights will be swapped out for ones emitting valentines day red for that extra romantic effect. A disco ball and some kissing gourmi's in the fish tank, and a few fresh flowers, and I should be all set! Wish me luck!

The standard sexual wants in a french maid's outfit. Chop, chop!

I will be out at sea, for yet another damn holiday. Will miss her b-day too (on the 4th of this month). Guess I'll be ordering flowers twice this month. Damn I really need to get home!!! Me and about 6000 other Marines and Sailors that are on our way home! Stupid commercialized holidays! LOL

OH YA, that Teddie, now that's a thoughtful gift! LOL

Edited, Wed Feb 1 03:30:54 2006 by woogietwentythree

I am new to this and I was reading this thread and realized one thing. I have been married for 8 years and none of this even matters chocolates, candys, or even gettin **** Eldron. The time is about being with the only that makes your heart skip a beat. I agree with some America has commercialized every holiday noan to man. The holiday seasons no longer stand for what they are supposed to. So my contribution to this thread is to hopefully help everyone see past the commercialization of holidays and remember there true meanings. I wish every person a beautiful Valentines day and hope they have someone to share that time with. Be it a G/F, B/F, or just a close friend. Enjoy every day that you are given.

Edited, Wed Feb 1 10:14:33 2006 by Giavonni