Elderon the Wise wrote:
My wife birthed 4. Wuss.
He only had sex with her 3 times though.
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My wife birthed 4. Wuss.
He only had sex with her 3 times though.
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My original response was largely in jest, but I did forget to mention episiotomies! /shudder
Of course anyone getting just about any surgical procedure is going to be nervous on some level, but the two of you are going with the safer option by having him get fixed rather than you. It's a safer procedure for men than it is for women, I would guess mostly due to it being less invasive (that's what you get for having it all hang out boys!). I'm sure you know that though.
Can you be there with him for the procedure? I know that helps some people. It is fairly quick isn't it?
Nexa
Of course anyone getting just about any surgical procedure is going to be nervous on some level, but the two of you are going with the safer option by having him get fixed rather than you. It's a safer procedure for men than it is for women, I would guess mostly due to it being less invasive (that's what you get for having it all hang out boys!). I'm sure you know that though.
Can you be there with him for the procedure? I know that helps some people. It is fairly quick isn't it?
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Elderon the Wise wrote:
8130 posts to go and you're golden.
Well, at this rate, it will only take me 12 more years!
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
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I would have to say that as a general rule men try to keep sharp objects away from their manhood.
Or blunt objects for that matter.
Cartman wrote:
I will kick you in the nuts!
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I would have to say that as a general rule men try to keep sharp objects away from their manhood. I’ve gone through 6 surgeries. Half of them were more serious then this supposed simple procedure. That doesn’t make having someone cut the base of my wing-dang any easier.
/nod
You ladies could have passed a house out of your coochie and it still won't make me feel guilty about having trepidation in regards to someone operating on my love cannon.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Sigged for truth.
bodhisattva wrote:
Elderon the Wise wrote:
My wife birthed 4. Wuss.
He only had sex with her 3 times though.
Nexa wrote:
My original response was largely in jest, but I did forget to mention episiotomies! /shudder
OK, I just have to ask, how bad was your episiotomy? Mine was less than a centimeter. And I'd rather have an episiotomy instead of tearing any day.
Vasectomy surgery isn't that bad. Husband went through it (3 kids was enough and I only had to be pregnant once
). He checked in that morning, had the surgery, and was out that afternoon. He was very loopy from the medication and was sore for about a week, but he's fine now. Never went through the whole sperm count thing though. Figured that if the surgery didn't take, he sure as hell wasn't going to go through it a second time.
Thumbelyna the Hand wrote:
OK, I just have to ask, how bad was your episiotomy? Mine was less than a centimeter. And I'd rather have an episiotomy instead of tearing any day.
It wasn't too bad, but how do you really know? I mean, you're going to be sore from giving birth anyway right? How am I do know how much better or worse I would have felt without it, hehe? It creeps me out to think about it though.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
My balls were sore for a couple of weeks. They turned colors too. Other than that no big deal.
a sad day indeed.
one more man deprived of his maleness.
mourn all ye brothers. lest we all succomb to making it a safe world for women. one more man whose sole purpose has been reduced to pleasing a women without the harbinger of retribution we call CHILDREN.
it is like playing a MMORPG with out a death penalty. just.....lacking......
one more man deprived of his maleness.
mourn all ye brothers. lest we all succomb to making it a safe world for women. one more man whose sole purpose has been reduced to pleasing a women without the harbinger of retribution we call CHILDREN.
it is like playing a MMORPG with out a death penalty. just.....lacking......
You're an idiot.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
You're an idiot.
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spoken like a man whose already lost his by chance?
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spoken like a man whose already lost his by chance?
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spoken like a man whose already lost his by chance?
Worst turn of the roulette wheel ever.
shadowrelm wrote:
a sad day indeed.
one more man deprived of his maleness.
mourn all ye brothers. lest we all succomb to making it a safe world for women. one more man whose sole purpose has been reduced to pleasing a women without the harbinger of retribution we call CHILDREN.
it is like playing a MMORPG with out a death penalty. just.....lacking......
one more man deprived of his maleness.
mourn all ye brothers. lest we all succomb to making it a safe world for women. one more man whose sole purpose has been reduced to pleasing a women without the harbinger of retribution we call CHILDREN.
it is like playing a MMORPG with out a death penalty. just.....lacking......
You may think he's "less of a man" but let me tell you - at this stage of my life, a man who's shooting blanks is a very good thing.
shadowrelm wrote:
You're an idiot.
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spoken like a man whose already lost his by chance?
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spoken like a man whose already lost his by chance?
The only good thing to come out of my "snipping" (besides the in-ability to get my wife pregnant,) was the fact that my ***** grew another inch in length. Not having much to begin with, this was a + for me!
....in other news bill, urologists all over the world are reporting mass vasectomies the likes of which have never been seen before.....
My GF keeps telling me that I'm going to get snipped - as if I don't have a choice in it. 
Granted, she apparently can't have children without excessive risk (some medical issues) and getting me snipped would be best...but still, c'mon, I sure as hell am going to be involved in any choices that involve flaying my ***** open. 
Granted, she apparently can't have children without excessive risk (some medical issues) and getting me snipped would be best...but still, c'mon, I sure as hell am going to be involved in any choices that involve flaying my ***** open. publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Tell your husband that maybe he doesn't need snipping after all, since he apparently doesn't have much of a set in the first place.
It's not that big of a deal. All the BS in his head is what's causing him a problem. For the record, I had a cyst removed this summer and the doctor gave me the SAME postop instructions as from a vasectomy.
I went to work 2 hours later. Admittedly, I could and probably should have taken a couple of days off but I'm a glutton for punishment and all that. Plus, I'm sure I amused the hell out of a few people at that place who hated my stinkin guts as I took my 4 inch shuffling steps over the next couple of days.
The point is that it's just not that rough. So long as he does nothing to aggravate the tissue he shouldn't have complications.
Make sure the doc burns the tips when he does the snipping; it's always the unburned tips that spontaneously reconnect and have guys shooting live ammo when they think they're using blanks...
It's not that big of a deal. All the BS in his head is what's causing him a problem. For the record, I had a cyst removed this summer and the doctor gave me the SAME postop instructions as from a vasectomy.
I went to work 2 hours later. Admittedly, I could and probably should have taken a couple of days off but I'm a glutton for punishment and all that. Plus, I'm sure I amused the hell out of a few people at that place who hated my stinkin guts as I took my 4 inch shuffling steps over the next couple of days.
The point is that it's just not that rough. So long as he does nothing to aggravate the tissue he shouldn't have complications.
Make sure the doc burns the tips when he does the snipping; it's always the unburned tips that spontaneously reconnect and have guys shooting live ammo when they think they're using blanks...
Is it true that (properly done) vasectomies can be re-attached later on?
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
TStephens wrote:
Tell your husband that maybe he doesn't need snipping after all, since he apparently doesn't have much of a set in the first place.
He's got a great set! Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Debalic wrote:
Is it true that (properly done) vasectomies can be re-attached later on?
Yes, though if you get the tips burned, it's harder.
While reversible, the prcedure is not EASILY or ALWAYS reversible.
If you're getting clipped, I'd suggest having a few doses of Debbie juice frozen somewhere first.
FU[b][/b]CK THAT
on the same lines, I would never have a cat declawed.
on the same lines, I would never have a cat declawed.
Ah, snipping day, it is far, far away for me. We have to make child v.2.0 first and then we will take some time to think it over. I'm sort of secretly hoping for a more elegent method of birth control in the intervening years, but I'm not counting on it.
Well, Elinda, I hope it goes smoothly and enables you two to enjoy many long years of hot monkey sex :P
Well, Elinda, I hope it goes smoothly and enables you two to enjoy many long years of hot monkey sex :P
Good God, how barbaric, with the genital mutilations and all. Bet it costs money too, huh? I tell ya, when the day comes that my other half suggests filleting the best thing that's ever happened to me just so she doesn't have to get preggers I know what I'm a gonna tell her:
We're switchin' to ****.
We're switchin' to ****.
My lovely neice Kaitlin was born after her father had his vasectomy. From her due date she may have been concieved before the operation, but as was posted above, be careful.....
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