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#1 Jan 31 2006 at 10:20 AM Rating: Good
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I hate these pants! Smiley: mad

Instead of a zipper, it's a dog gone line of buttons. I should've examined them instead of just looking at the size. Smiley: mad


Takes me forever to just go pee! Smiley: mad


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#2 Jan 31 2006 at 10:21 AM Rating: Good
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At least they are consistent pants. My pants have 2 buttons a zipper and a metal latch.
#3 Jan 31 2006 at 10:22 AM Rating: Decent
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I used to love my button fly jeans. After you break them in it becomes much less cumbersome.
#4 Jan 31 2006 at 10:22 AM Rating: Good
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Why are you wearing Girl pants? Smiley: dubious
#5 Jan 31 2006 at 10:24 AM Rating: Good
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Sir Exodus wrote:
Takes me forever to just go pee! Smiley: mad


We all know that has nothing to do with your pants.
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#6 Jan 31 2006 at 10:26 AM Rating: Good
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Sir Exodus wrote:


Takes me forever to just go pee! Smiley: mad




Try standing up next time.
#7 Jan 31 2006 at 10:28 AM Rating: Excellent
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I love button-fly, but today, I'm wearing jeans with a zipper, two metal clips, and a button. I call them "drunk girl jeans" since you have extra time to be *sure* you want to take them off before you are done. No slipping quickly out of these without noticing!

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#8 Jan 31 2006 at 10:31 AM Rating: Good
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Nexa wrote:
you have extra time to be *sure* you want to take them off before you are done. No slipping quickly out of these without noticing!
Wow, so I'm wearing drunk-girl pants, after all. My quest is finally over. Smiley: boozing
#9 Jan 31 2006 at 10:34 AM Rating: Excellent
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Mine have a button, two snaps, a piece of Velcro and a safety pin.
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#10 Jan 31 2006 at 10:36 AM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
Mine have a button, two snaps, a piece of Velcro and a safety pin.


Funny, I always pictured you in pants with a one size fits all elastic waste band.
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#11 Jan 31 2006 at 10:38 AM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
Mine have a button, two snaps, a piece of Velcro and a safety pin.


Funny, I always pictured you in pants with a one size fits all elastic waste band.
Intentional or un-intentional pun? Smiley: dubious
#12 Jan 31 2006 at 10:42 AM Rating: Good
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Everything I do is unintentional.


I am actually illiterate and my every post is like finding a word in alphagettis.
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#13 Jan 31 2006 at 10:44 AM Rating: Excellent
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bodhisattva wrote:
Funny, I always pictured you in pants with a one size fits all elastic waste band.
Nah, those are my pregnancy pants.
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#14 Jan 31 2006 at 10:45 AM Rating: Decent
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Jophiel wrote:
bodhisattva wrote:
Funny, I always pictured you in pants with a one size fits all elastic waste band.
Nah, those are my nancy pants.





meh
#15 Jan 31 2006 at 10:46 AM Rating: Good
Never go out drinking in button fly pants. you have been warned.
#16 Jan 31 2006 at 10:51 AM Rating: Good
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button-fly pants are so 80's. Smiley: rolleyes
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#17 Jan 31 2006 at 10:57 AM Rating: Good
Kakar the Vile wrote:
button-fly pants are so 80's. Smiley: rolleyes
Only if you cut off the little cover to expose the buttons. They have to be 501's too.
#18 Jan 31 2006 at 10:58 AM Rating: Decent
Sir Exodus wrote:
Grrrrrrrr!!!



Growling at your crotch, eh? Your frustration might be alleviated if you'd make the switch to skirts. Or are you just trying to draw attention to yourself? Because I know what it's like to try and come up with new ways to get folks to look at it, after you've tricked them into it so many times before.
#19 Jan 31 2006 at 10:59 AM Rating: Good
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Pratice makes perfect, and you can learn to open and close them pretty fast with a little time.
#20 Jan 31 2006 at 11:01 AM Rating: Excellent
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Kakar the Vile wrote:
button-fly pants are so 80's. Smiley: rolleyes
But acid-wash is still cool, right?
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#21 Jan 31 2006 at 11:17 AM Rating: Good
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Only reason why I even have them is because they were given to me. I was told to try them on before ripping the tags off, but silly me, saw the size and figured "of course they'd fit" and just ripped the tags out.

Wasn't until I decided to wear them that I realized I just screwed myself over.


bodhisattva wrote:
Sir Exodus wrote:
Takes me forever to just go pee! Smiley: mad


We all know that has nothing to do with your pants.


I trim/shave just to avoid the whole "find the small worm in the vast abandoned jungle" adventure. Smiley: grin
#22 Jan 31 2006 at 11:38 AM Rating: Good
At least you don't have to deal with 13-button pants like those Navy guys.
#23 Jan 31 2006 at 11:42 AM Rating: Good
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Sir Exodus wrote:
I trim/shave just to avoid the whole "find the small worm in the vast abandoned jungle" adventure. Smiley: grin


And my entire day has just been ruined with this mental image. I'm getting visions of a twisted version of the movie Anaconda. Smiley: frown
#24 Jan 31 2006 at 11:46 AM Rating: Good
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Smiley: laugh!!
#25 Jan 31 2006 at 12:00 PM Rating: Excellent
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Sir Exodus wrote:
I trim/shave just to avoid the whole "find the small worm in the vast abandoned jungle" adventure. Smiley: grin
I hope, for your sake, that you have pubes like a 1976 Globetrotter's afro.
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#26 Jan 31 2006 at 12:03 PM Rating: Good
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Annoyingly enough, if I don't trim/shave, then yes, Joph. Smiley: laugh
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