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#1 Jan 30 2006 at 4:08 PM Rating: Excellent
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I truely have the ex from Hell. Today she (my transexual ex with mental problems) goes and threten to kill her dog if my middle daughter doesn't come and get the dog. When she told me, I called her sister right away, since my ex lives with her family. We were back and forth calling each other and decidded that my ex had to be commited for her own good.

Jonwin said to have my son-in-law call the police and tell them about the threat to the dog's life and that they fear for themselves. When I talk to son-in-law though, he wanted to talk to my daugther first.

Now I'm waiting to hear what they do. I did make sure that my son-in-law understood that I was very worried about their safety and didn't want my ex to be around my grandchildren anymore. I'm willing to back them up in any way but insist that my ex is charged, so they can get an ex-parte order again him/her

I posted the more on myspace blog about this. I really don't care if my ex gets jail time over this. Since she still has all of his male genitals she be the other inmates bit[sm][/sm]ch. Smiley: smile
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#2 Jan 30 2006 at 4:13 PM Rating: Good
This thread is wrong on so many levels. I can't stop laughing. Heart Elneclare.
#3 Jan 30 2006 at 4:16 PM Rating: Good
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This is why I love this forum. No matter how bad I think my life is getting... Smiley: lol

Hope nothing goes too wrong though, Elne, seriously. And don't mind us laughing at your expense.

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#4 Jan 30 2006 at 4:24 PM Rating: Excellent
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I needed the laugh too Smiley: smileSmiley: smileSmiley: smile

On top of all this she said she was going to use her short sword to kill the dog. Smiley: smileSmiley: smileSmiley: smile

My ex has s[sm][/sm]hit for brains.
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#5 Jan 30 2006 at 4:25 PM Rating: Good
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Even if you can't get her arrested there's a really good chance you could appear on the Jerry Springer show!


#6 Jan 30 2006 at 4:25 PM Rating: Good
ElneClare wrote:
I needed the laugh too Smiley: smileSmiley: smileSmiley: smile

On top of all this she said she was going to use her short sword to kill the dog. Smiley: smileSmiley: smileSmiley: smile

My ex has s[sm][/sm]hit for brains.
Just curious, does that make you a bi-sexual? Smiley: dubious
#7 Jan 30 2006 at 4:26 PM Rating: Default
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My ex has **** for brains.


And yet you hit it.
#8 Jan 30 2006 at 4:33 PM Rating: Good
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On top of all this she said she was going to use her short sword to kill the dog.


An actual sword or is that some sort of dirty euphemism?

Edited, Mon Jan 30 16:37:38 2006 by xythex
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#9 Jan 30 2006 at 4:35 PM Rating: Excellent
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My ex has **** for brains.


And yet you hit it.


Well it was hard to tell, since his eyes are hazel. Plus I was young and blinded by his manly lumberjack looks. He wasn't that great in bed and it only got worst as I realized he was transexual.

I am bi Elderon, but I have a no Transgender rule now. Once is enough and as much as the talk shows would love to have me on, I've turn them all down. Plus I don't look enough like white trash for Jerry Springer's show, Aegis. Smiley: smileSmiley: smileSmiley: smile
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#10 Jan 30 2006 at 4:38 PM Rating: Good
ElneClare wrote:
I am bi Elderon Smiley: smileSmiley: smileSmiley: smile
That's hawt.
#11 Jan 30 2006 at 4:40 PM Rating: Excellent
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Lord xythex wrote:
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On top of all this she said she was going to use her short sword to kill the dog.


An actual sword or is that some sort of dirty euphanism?

Edited, Mon Jan 30 16:33:47 2006 by xythex


It's an actual sword she got from the ren faire sometime ago. Though I'm sure no one there would sell her a weapon now, after she got violent there with a security guard.

My friends there that know her were hoping she do something that they could have her arrested over this summer the one time she went to the faire.

Anyone want to trade ex's with me?
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#12 Jan 30 2006 at 4:41 PM Rating: Decent
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She meant bipolar.
#13 Jan 30 2006 at 4:44 PM Rating: Good
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I am bi Elderon, but I have a no Transgender rule now.

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Anyone want to trade ex's with me?


Well I would but I'm not sure I'd be comfortable having an ex with a *****, even if he/she was in denial over it. Sorry.
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#14 Jan 30 2006 at 4:45 PM Rating: Decent
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Lord xythex wrote:
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I am bi Elderon, but I have a no Transgender rule now.

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Anyone want to trade ex's with me?


Well I would but I'm not sure I'd be comfortable having an ex with a *****, even if he/she was in denial over it. Sorry.


You could just chop it off like Dana did with your eX.
#15 Jan 30 2006 at 4:59 PM Rating: Good
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I'm sorry, Elne. I keep Smiley: lol when I know you're Smiley: mad and you want your ex to Smiley: banghead. But this just made my day just a little bit brighter.

BTW, tried to read your blog and I can't open it. I keep getting my own blog Smiley: frown. What's your page hun?
#16 Jan 30 2006 at 5:04 PM Rating: Good
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How old is your daughter? As batty as she is, you may have to hold your peace on this one and let her see what type of relationship she wants to have with her father, and what type of relationship she decides to let her minor children have. If you try to impose your will, you may just end up making her feel torn in two and less likely to talk to you.
#17 Jan 30 2006 at 5:09 PM Rating: Excellent
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My URL:
http://www.myspace.com/elneclare

My Blog URL:
http://blog.myspace.com/elneclare

Blog is mainly for rants about my ex with some other drama my family puts me though daily, though I only post when it gets worst then usual.

Normal reaction from folks is that I should go on Springer's.
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#18 Jan 30 2006 at 9:02 PM Rating: Good
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Holy mother of Altana, Elne. Smiley: frown

Having a tranny for an ex? I think that beats almost everyone I know when it comes to "weird exes." All of mines were originally female(so, I hope) and are still female to this day, last I checked. Smiley: laugh

Though...a short sword? Why is it that it's always the gamers that have the most issues? Smiley: bah
#19 Jan 30 2006 at 9:07 PM Rating: Good
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Yeah baby, we know how to have fun. You apparently are even better at it than I am, and that's saying something. Smiley: yippee
#20 Jan 30 2006 at 10:17 PM Rating: Decent
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While my life may be bad, it'll never get this bizarre!

It sounds like an old Chinese curse my dad once mentioned: "May you live in interesting times".
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#21 Jan 30 2006 at 10:55 PM Rating: Excellent
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Who ever maded the curse, sure got their wish for me.

I been going from truely pissed to worried sick for the last few hours. Not long after my last post I got a called from the middle daugther, that somewhere between her talking to the oldest on cell phone as she dorve over there and the time she got there, her sister decided not to call the police on their father.

After some tears I called all my daugthers. The oldest one was napping and wouldn't talk to me, thought I did get to tell her how worried I was for her and the kids, before she hung up on me. Her sisters were willing to listen and rant about their father with me for awhile, as they rather not have to deal with him/her. I told them that the next time I get a call like this again about my ex, I'll call the police on him, even if I have to first take a bus into the county to make the call.

I can only pray that we are not someday the evening headline for the local TV news.
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#22 Feb 02 2006 at 1:15 AM Rating: Good
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"...my transexual ex with mental problems..." --ElneClare

Ok, maybe this is me being my old insensitive and curmudgeonly self, but isn't a transexual with mental problems an oxymoron?

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Thats F'ucked up
#25 Feb 02 2006 at 8:55 AM Rating: Decent
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A transsexual is one who has undergone surgery to become another gender right? Just to get things strait, sometimes I confuse transsexuals, transvestives, and strait up hermaphrodites


Dictionary.com wrote:
trans·sex·u·al (trns-sksh-l)
n.

A person with the external genitalia and secondary sexual characteristics of one sex, but whose personal identification and psychosocial configuration is that of the opposite sex.
Dictionary.com wrote:
trans·ves·tite (trns-vstt, trnz-)
n.

A person who dresses and acts in a style or manner traditionally associated with the opposite sex.
Dictionary.com wrote:
her·maph·ro·dite (hr-mfr-dt)
n.

An individual having the reproductive organs and many of the secondary sex characteristics of both sexes


Examples:

Hermaphrodite is a guy/girl born with both a ***** and a ******.
Transvestite is a guy/girl who wants to be a girl/guy.
Transsexual is a guy/girl trapped in a girl/guy body.

Get it?

Oh, on another note, Elne. I took this quotation from your site, hope you don't mind:

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Since I have FMS/CFS, pain and sleeping seems to be large part of my life,


What exactly is FMS/CFS?

Edited, Thu Feb 2 08:58:22 2006 by Mazra
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#26 Feb 02 2006 at 9:07 AM Rating: Default
ok, ok, let me see if i get what your saying.....

you, a person who married a transexual, are having problems with....its.....mental state now?

is this the jist of it?

there is a problem here. on MANY levels. gona leave this thread now......slowly......and pretend i never read it......by by.....and good luck with that........
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