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Yeah, that would work. Then when they ask who the bride and groom are, I can tell them it's Legomas and Areafalla and that they're getting married in the Misty Thicket, LOL! No, we don't need the honeymoon suite, just a room with an internet connection.

Nexa

ahh, well the EQ wedding was the limit of geeky roleplaying. Two toons, a GM to change the surname and sometimes do a brief ceremony. Flowers and cakes made by bakers. Dresses were bought and worn. The location was picked out and the invitations were sent. Then, everyone gathered and listened to the vows and ooohed and ahhhed and random people said "what u doin?" u havn a weding?" and the like. Very romantic, lol.

Nexa

It was already decided that you were coming, Exo, so you really had little choice in the matter. It has also been decided that I will be leading up the "Make Exo Wasted Board" and you can rest assured that I take my duties seriously. You strike me as the type that drinks Michelobe Ultra-Light n' Ghey or some fruity fruit drink for chicks. We'll have to see if we can't do something about that.

Twiz, you won't be joining us? Wait, do you have to wait until '07 to be of age?

I have to remember to not drink pepsi or any other drink while reading these boards.

No thanks on the fruity drinks at all (can't stand that taste) and no Ultra-Light anything, either.

Kettle One, cold, neat, with a twist, thank you very much. I'll pass on getting waisted, though.

Wait...I really don't have a say in that...do I?

Of course there's the risk that you give in to Sapphic temptation and lezzie up, and then you wouldn't get to heaven.

Allow me to offer the services of the Nobby patent ***************"TM system.

Simply place Nobby down the middle of the bed between said nekkid Allafemmes, and any inadvertent fondling will not lead you down the path to Lesbia.

And it's a Free Service!!

FFT.

Alright...

Where exactly is this meeting of the minds (cocktails) taking place? I'll do a little research on costs & such.

Ok really simply, am I going to get lucky or not? That will be the deciding factor.




I'm so bad.

So who, besides me, are the definitelys?

Nexa

Right in the middle of BeanTown. If you are really intersted contact Nexa on Myspace and she will send you an invite to the private group with the details. We've got a good group that are definite maybes so far and the more the merrier.

If Bribe = Cyb0rz Then 
  Set DFchance = .5 
ElseIf Bribe = Oral Then 
  Set DFchance = .75 
ElseIf Bribe = Chocolate 
  Set DFchance = 1.0 
EndIf

Am I allowed to bribe you with Twiz?

Not wearing that outfit you're not. If you do get lucky though, I'm taking you to Foxwoods or Mohegan Sun(both of which are 30 mins from my home, dirty injuns takin' mah moneis).

@Exo:
That's what you will probably look like by 10:00 AM. We'll have you ********* by noon, puking by 2:00, and drinking again by 5:00.

I'd probably put me down as a definitely. I had to pass up a golfing trip to Kentucky so I better not be hanging around Boston with just Nexa. She scares me.

Edited, Tue Jan 31 11:01:33 2006 by Jacobsdeception

Do you mean this?