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#52 Jan 28 2006 at 6:06 PM Rating: Good
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Smoggy the Mighty wrote:

"Katcha a la begosha" (nearest I can figure out how to spell it), which means, "Throw it to the whores."
That could be one of two options:

"Cacchio agli bagascia" (My di[/i]ck to the whores)
or
"[i]Caccia agli bagascia
" (Go hunt for whores)

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#53 Jan 28 2006 at 6:11 PM Rating: Good
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I call it the Zone of Ablation.


#54 Jan 28 2006 at 6:20 PM Rating: Good
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Words like "pu[/i]ssy", "cu[i]nt" and "tw[/i]at" all seem to crass to say around girlfriends, and even when trying to get romantic. I don't think I can think of a term I'd use, for example, if I wanted to tell someone to touch me in a certain place that would sound passionately romantic without being crass. I'd probably just resort to saying "down there."

I really don't think women have a term that equates to "di[i]
ck". All of the above seem to be more in the "****" family, which seems to be a bit harsher. I hate the word ******. It's ugly.
#55 Jan 28 2006 at 8:08 PM Rating: Good
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Cooter - the rednecks seem to like it - just sayin'
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#57 Jan 28 2006 at 8:57 PM Rating: Good
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Words like "pu[/i]ssy", "cu[i]nt" and "tw[/i]at" all seem to crass to say around girlfriends, and even when trying to get romantic. I don't think I can think of a term I'd use, for example, if I wanted to tell someone to touch me in a certain place that would sound passionately romantic without being crass. I'd probably just resort to saying "down there."

I really don't think women have a term that equates to "di[i]
ck". All of the above seem to be more in the "****" family, which seems to be a bit harsher. I hate the word ******. It's ugly.


Pu55y isn't so bad to use, so long as you hear the word in other context often enough. I call cats, "pussycat" all the time and it works out ok. I don't get any more weird looks than normal.

I just recalled that one ex used to call it her "puddy tat," of all things. I wonder how I ever dated that woman...

#58 Jan 28 2006 at 9:00 PM Rating: Decent
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I just recalled that one ex used to call it her "puddy tat," of all things. I wonder how I ever dated that woman...
I hate cats, hence I call them a **** normally, or "animal" with the wife.
#59 Jan 29 2006 at 1:26 AM Rating: Decent
First you have to make the gate open, then you push aside the curtains. Please do ignore the bushes on your way in. Afterwards, you ring the bell a few times, and investigate the looking-hole. Nextly, you stick your key in the lock, and depending upon your actions and the owner's, the house will be warm and the floors will be slippery. Remember to open the door slowly and gently so it has a chance to groan and squeak while it moves, otherwise the owner will think you rude.

Keep in mind, you shouldn't make the house you're visiting look nasty by the words you say. Say something cute or romantic like "flower" or "womanhood".
#60 Jan 29 2006 at 1:36 AM Rating: Good
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No-no parts or Naughty bits. If I'm being goofy, I'll call it a "front butt". Heard that one in 6th grade.
#61 Jan 29 2006 at 5:52 AM Rating: Decent
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Probably boring but 'pu[/b]ssy' would be my choice for lustful encounters. Snatch is kind of a fun word though can't honestly say I've ever used it in a sexual setting.

That's all way different than chatting with the girls though.

Maybe IT is meant to be veiled in secretive eroticism, hmmm. Quit trying to mugglize our magical-mystery parts.




Who would have guessed pu[b]
ssy was a swear word?

Edited, Sun Jan 29 08:54:21 2006 by Elinda
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#62 Jan 29 2006 at 8:47 AM Rating: Good
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Smoggy the Mighty wrote:
Cooter - the rednecks seem to like it - just sayin'


When I hear Cooter, I tend to think of the name of the mechanic down the street, though.
#63 Jan 29 2006 at 11:21 AM Rating: Good
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Cooter makes me think cootie, which makes me think crabs.
#64 Jan 29 2006 at 4:20 PM Rating: Good
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I heard one girl I dated refer to it as her "twitchet", she said she got it from her Grandmother.
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#65 Jan 29 2006 at 6:41 PM Rating: Decent
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My fiancee calls it her fa-gina, putty-poo, or she says "lick it" and I always know what she's talking about.

I don't know why but when she say's "*****", it just turns me on. I guess because has the appearance of a polite lady and usually is, so when she says that it always turns me on.

#66 Feb 04 2006 at 11:33 AM Rating: Excellent
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Hoo-hoo! Or Who-Who, I don't know how you spell it but I said it earlier!

Hrmph. I'm so glad that everytime I refer to my girly bits I'll think of Joph. I'm sure your ladyfriend will be happy to hear it as well.

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#67 Feb 04 2006 at 2:43 PM Rating: Good
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Nexa wrote:
Hoo-hoo! Or Who-Who, I don't know how you spell it but I said it earlier!

Hrmph. I'm so glad that everytime I refer to my girly bits I'll think of Joph. I'm sure your ladyfriend will be happy to hear it as well.

Every time you think of your girly parts and think of Joph, the baby Jesus cries.

Edited, Sat Feb 4 14:45:17 2006 by Atomicflea
#68 Feb 04 2006 at 2:58 PM Rating: Good
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Caccia agli bagascia!
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#69 Feb 04 2006 at 3:03 PM Rating: Excellent
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The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:

Every time you think of your girly parts and think of Joph, the baby Jesus cries.


Yeah, I know how he feels, I do the same thing.

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#70 Feb 04 2006 at 4:09 PM Rating: Decent
Vag



Prounounced Vadge



#71 Feb 04 2006 at 4:11 PM Rating: Good
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Vag

Prounounced "I am an funting cnut"
Yep
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#72 Feb 04 2006 at 4:21 PM Rating: Decent
Sometimes I call it lunch, more often dinner. Never, ever is it breakfast.
#73 Feb 04 2006 at 8:06 PM Rating: Default
I call it my freschetta, pronounced fughetta.


Dont tell me your jacking off your green lump to this thread. perv
#74 Feb 05 2006 at 7:10 PM Rating: Decent
lol watching those two flame each other during a delightful discussion of the terms to call a girls crotch is pretty amusing.

Most girls I've talked with seem to either allude to it or directly call it a *****/****, which are among the more "polite-ish" ways to refer to it while using common terms.

#75 Feb 05 2006 at 10:34 PM Rating: Decent
This thread made me remember the ******** was basically just a tiny *****. Thanks guys. Thanks alot.
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#76 May 05 2007 at 3:25 AM Rating: Default
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My girl calls it her "Biscuit", "China" (play on the word "******")or "p[/u]ssy" during conversation, and "C[/u]nt" when she's talking nasty, lol.

But I've affectionately called it many things, including "Honey Pot" and "Squeeze Box"

*edited for spelling

Edited, May 5th 2007 5:28am by GreenShag
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