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#1 Jan 28 2006 at 2:09 PM Rating: Excellent
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What word or term do you use to refer to your "delicate flower of womanhood" in a casual, non-clinical setting? I'm guessing you probably don't talk about it much at the store but assume the topic comes up while having girl chat over coffee or even when talking to your S.O.

I had asked the ladyfriend about this because, as I told her, the most popular words seemed either excessively clinical or else excessively vulgar. She was stumped and admitted that she usually defaulted to euphemisims such as "girlie parts".

I know there's a million joking terms one could use but unless you actually refer to it as your E-Z Bake Yeast Factory, I'm not interested.

Men, for bonus points, divulge the secrets of your female significant others and share their terms
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#2 Jan 28 2006 at 2:15 PM Rating: Good
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#3 Jan 28 2006 at 2:18 PM Rating: Default
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The "Hymen"
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#4 Jan 28 2006 at 2:18 PM Rating: Good
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#5 Jan 28 2006 at 2:25 PM Rating: Default
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#6 Jan 28 2006 at 2:26 PM Rating: Excellent
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An ex of mine referred to it as her "Flue"

Made me think of Chimney-sweeps. :(
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#7 Jan 28 2006 at 2:27 PM Rating: Decent
Kuwoobie, butthurt much? Take your virgin, pimply *** back to the FFXI forum and jerk off to your wikipedia link describing naughty girly parts. Now f[b][/b]uck off and do not come back because if I see you here again I will make you regret ever posting in forum=4. Also, you wanna have a rate war? Go for it, I guarantee I'll win.

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#8 Jan 28 2006 at 2:28 PM Rating: Excellent
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Why on earth would anyone refer to the entire structure as a minor structure such as the hymen anyway? That's just retarded. It'd be like calling your eyes "the rods"
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#9 Jan 28 2006 at 2:31 PM Rating: Default
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I gots rated down!!1 ::cry::
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#10 Jan 28 2006 at 2:36 PM Rating: Decent
It is very sad that 2 poeple have pointed out how idiotic your post was, yet you continue to deflect. This is not about ratings, this is about you not having what it takes to post here. You do not have the intellect, nor the balls to do so properly. If you refer to a **** as a hymen you have some serious issues that you should seek counselling for. Since you cannot even post a decent comeback, I think it is safe to assume you are already a giant rectally bleeding vag who so wishes to fit in. You really should just go away and make this easier on yourself.
#11 Jan 28 2006 at 2:37 PM Rating: Excellent
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I call it my beaver and I do talk about it at the store...LOUDLY!

I guess I don't know what kind of casual non-clinical setting you mean. I can't think of what kind of conversation I would be having with someone that would refer to the whole area so that I would need a term. If I were talking about my ******, I'd just say ******. *shrug*

I guess I'd end up doing something like the lady...girlie parts, nauty bits, etc.

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#12 Jan 28 2006 at 2:38 PM Rating: Default
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It is very sad that 2 poeple have pointed out how idiotic your post was, yet you continue to deflect.


I find the person crying about an "idiotic post" and about being rated down a tad more pathetic. Apparantly I'm not the only one.
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#13 Jan 28 2006 at 2:42 PM Rating: Decent
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Apparantly I'm not the only one.
You and your illiterate butthurt sympathizing FFXI friends are a joke.

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#14 Jan 28 2006 at 2:42 PM Rating: Excellent
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I guess I don't know what kind of casual non-clinical setting you mean. I can't think of what kind of conversation I would be having with someone that would refer to the whole area so that I would need a term. If I were talking about my ******, I'd just say ******. *shrug*
I dunno...

"His brother walked in on me changing and saw my ___________"
"Despite my mental haze from too many Zimas, when I felt his hand rub against my ___________, I knew the date was over."
"After ************ with a lobster tail, I have an infestation of krill in my ___________"

Use some imagination here, woman! Smiley: mad

Edited, Sat Jan 28 14:44:14 2006 by Jophiel
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#15 Jan 28 2006 at 2:43 PM Rating: Good
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I have never been with a woman
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#16 Jan 28 2006 at 2:44 PM Rating: Default
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You and your illiterate butthurt sympathizing FFXI friends are a joke.

I get to award the biggest WHOOSH evar!


+2 Me


Sorry, I'm bored, so occasionally I post here. I didn't rate you down by the way <.<
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#17 Jan 28 2006 at 2:46 PM Rating: Decent
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Sorry, I'm bored, so occasionally I post here. I didn't rate you down by the way <.<


I don't give a s[/b]hit about the rate downs, I give a s[b]hit about the quality of posts I can expect when reading this forum. You should lurk more, maybe you will learn how not to be a complete f[b][/b]uckwit.
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[quote]I don't give a **** about the rate downs, I give a **** about the quality of posts I can expect when reading this forum. You should lurk more, maybe you will learn how not to be a complete ****************

I don't care about rate downs either! Wow, we have so much in common! Make love to me Elderon the Wise and South Park-fanboyish!
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#19 Jan 28 2006 at 2:50 PM Rating: Excellent
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Jophiel wrote:
I dunno...

"His brother walked in on me changing and saw my ___________"
"Despite my mental haze from too many Zimas, when I felt his hand rub against my ___________, I knew the date was over."
"After ************ with a lobster tail, I have an infestation of krill in my ___________"

Use some imagination here, woman! Smiley: mad

Edited, Sat Jan 28 14:44:14 2006 by Jophiel


Believe it or not, I'm not trying to be difficult here, but I think it must be ingrained in me to not refer to it directly or something. When I was reading your examples, this is what I would have said in each of them:
-his brother walked in on me changing and saw me naked.
-...I felt his hand rub between my legs...
-...******...

Nexa
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#20 Jan 28 2006 at 2:56 PM Rating: Decent
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Make love to me Elderon the Wise and South Park-fanboyish!
You wouldn't be able to handle it. If you had lurked here any amount of time, you would realize that avatard is a revisionist version of a thread that occured here late last year. The custom South Park characters were well suited for the roles. I have made many custom avatars with different animated character sets. Fanboi's exist in your world, not mine.
#21 Jan 28 2006 at 3:00 PM Rating: Decent
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Believe it or not, I'm not trying to be difficult here, but I think it must be ingrained in me to not refer to it directly or something.
That's actually pretty common for our generation and generations past. Women were made to feel that sex was a dirty thing that men wanted and that it was a bane to ever talk about yourt *** or ****. Why do you think the ****** monologues were so successful? The goal was to make women feel more comfortable with their bodies due to all the social repression.

I can make you feel comfortable with your body if you have a free weekend. Smiley: sly
#22 Jan 28 2006 at 3:00 PM Rating: Excellent
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Nexa wrote:
Believe it or not, I'm not trying to be difficult here, but I think it must be ingrained in me to not refer to it directly or something.
Oh, I believe you. And I believe that your situation seems to be the usual case. Men have little problem saying "She saw my di[i][/i]ck/****/whatever" but women seem to go the lengths to avoid mentioning it directly unless in a clinical sense ("I have a rash in my..."). I'm guessing that, again, all the usual terms either sound like they're from health class, sound vulgar or else are silly poetic "I have an infestation of krill in my fertile crescent of maidenhood!"
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#23 Jan 28 2006 at 3:01 PM Rating: Default
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Fanboi's exist in your world, not mine.


That's fascinating! Tell me more about this parellel universe you live in.

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If you had lurked here any amount of time, you would realize that avatard is a revisionist version of a thread that occured here late last year.


Any amount of time = Late last year

Lasts years posts were such "high quality" that you make referance to them even today!
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#24 Jan 28 2006 at 3:03 PM Rating: Excellent
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Hey now, just because you've never seen a fertile crescent of maidenhood yourself (with or without associated fauna) and think "hymen" is an apt term is no reason to crap all over my thread with your inanity.
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#25 Jan 28 2006 at 3:03 PM Rating: Decent
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We know what we're talking about.

Seems men are just compelled to give a bazillion terms/names to a clinical part of their body.








Aak - anyone catch my spelling error.

Edited, Sat Jan 28 15:04:58 2006 by Elinda
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#26 Jan 28 2006 at 3:05 PM Rating: Default
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Lasts years posts were such "high quality" that you make referance to them even today!
Smiley: oyvey Even simple concepts are lost on you. It is art that we regulars would all remember. It was time to put away the Christmas avatar, and the Halloween avatar had even been hijacked by Warmaverick, therefore making the last one prior an obvious choice until I have time to finish my newest work.

Every post you make strengthens and oozes the fact that you are a tool. Why do you even bother trying? Smiley: dubious
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