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You are probaby wondering what 81 points look like. They are added up on score boards, people write about them in newspapers, kids talk about them in school the next day.
But after each game is played the actual points build up in a small hole in my basement. All of the points scored through the entire NBA season flow into my basement through tubes, in liquid form. And to be honest it's a pain in the *** pumping out that hole every day.
It can't be worse than the people who sell carboard boxes for $900 as "Xbox360s".