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Just F'uck Off!!!
Way to hit a nerve!
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"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Debalic wrote:
Ha. *I* never got a girlfriend pregnant. Some other guy ends up doing that.
The old "Pay off the Mail room guy to knock her up so you have get a guilt free break up and sympathy sex from the hawt chick in accounting" ploy eh?
No, more like the gangster "ex" boyfriend she never really stopped going out with when she was with me.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
That a no on the Hawt chick from accounting too?
Womens suck.
Womens suck.
/e sits there reading as a single tear runs down his cheek
"WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TOO???"
As to all of you who are married and have children:
Congratulations, you are the only, truly sane people out there who actually have a life and know what to do with it. /salute
Unless you are like those people who left their baby alone at home to go play wow in some internet cafe, and then the baby died because it was way too hot in the room it was in.
"WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TOO???"
As to all of you who are married and have children:
Congratulations, you are the only, truly sane people out there who actually have a life and know what to do with it. /salute
Unless you are like those people who left their baby alone at home to go play wow in some internet cafe, and then the baby died because it was way too hot in the room it was in.
<b>Totally worth it </b>
Totally beautiful girl. Congrats.
Totally beautiful girl. Congrats.
I am being surrounded by babydom. I just hit Baby Gap a few hours ago for a baby shower tomorrow, and for my brother-in-law whose wife is due next Friday. Next month, I will probably return for a baby shower for my best friend. Oh, and my husband and I are the only couple that made it through Iraq divorce free that didn't immediately get pregnant. My hormones....they are yearning! Screaming! I tell you...I am plagued with jealousy. Yet...I am also glad I can go get a beer without hiring a sitter.
I am sure my husband is oh so glad he is thousands of miles away during these shopping ventures.
Why do men hate shopping? I mean wtf? They have some cool ******* gadgets for babies now!
I don't think it is the shopping itself, it is what I was shopping for. When I get into a baby mood he gets......nervous.
Heh!
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ruin my life? how about gave me a life.
something you people without kids could never understand, and something that doesnt need explaining to someone with kids.
you would be totally amazed at how children launch your life.
something you people without kids could never understand, and something that doesnt need explaining to someone with kids.
you would be totally amazed at how children launch your life.
Some of us child free people already do & don't have the urge to procreate.
Something you people with kids could never understand and doesn't need explaining to people who don't want to be parents.
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Totally worth it
Regardless of all the finalcial trouble, the late nights, the lack of total freedom, the constant legal battles to get her away from her mother and so on I'd never take it back.
Regardless of all the finalcial trouble, the late nights, the lack of total freedom, the constant legal battles to get her away from her mother and so on I'd never take it back.
Ah.. he's so cute playing dress up.
The One and Only Katie wrote:
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Totally worth it
Regardless of all the finalcial trouble, the late nights, the lack of total freedom, the constant legal battles to get her away from her mother and so on I'd never take it back.
Regardless of all the finalcial trouble, the late nights, the lack of total freedom, the constant legal battles to get her away from her mother and so on I'd never take it back.
Ah.. he's so cute playing dress up.
You know you've just jinxed yourself, and the first one? It will be worse than you were f*cker 
Edited, Sat Jan 28 07:06:29 2006 by johnnny
Edited, Sat Jan 28 07:06:29 2006 by johnnny
Meh. I'm hoping it's just stress. It'll show up eventually. 
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