Remember that time you got that girl pregnant and ruined your life?
/points and laughs
Yours truly
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lol so she isnt preggo? Congrads! She sounded psycho, imo.
I have never once in my years and years of intense sexual activity with women ever had a "holy crap" moment. I was just reveling in that fact.
As for the girlfriend. We have settled and adjusted and life is great.
As for the girlfriend. We have settled and adjusted and life is great.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
bodhisattva wrote:
Remember that time you got that girl pregnant and ruined your life?
/points and laughs
Yours truly
The Guy with No Responsibilities
/points and laughs
Yours truly
The Guy with No Responsibilities
WTF you going on about? I got plenty of girl preggers before I settled down and got married. At that point is when I became a dad, and proud of it damn you!
bodhisattva wrote:
Remember that time you got that girl pregnant
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and ruined your life?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
WHY WON'T THE FRICKING CRYING STOP??!?!?!?!? WHY?!?!?!?!!?!?! WHEN WILL IT STOP?!?!??!?!?!?
Nicroll 65 Assassin
Teltorid 52 Druid
Aude Sapere
Oh hell camp me all you want f**kers. I own this site and thus I own you. - Allakhazam
Teltorid 52 Druid
Aude Sapere
Oh hell camp me all you want f**kers. I own this site and thus I own you. - Allakhazam
Lord xythex wrote:
WHY WON'T THE FRICKING CRYING STOP??!?!?!?!? WHY?!?!?!?!!?!?! WHEN WILL IT STOP?!?!??!?!?!?
Lord xythex wrote:
WHY WON'T THE FRICKING CRYING STOP??!?!?!?!? WHY?!?!?!?!!?!?! WHEN WILL IT STOP?!?!??!?!?!?
I know honey, I know. Tip: you can't hear the crying as well from in the shower.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
yep, and i liked it so much i had the second one on purpose.
ruin my life? how about gave me a life.
something you people without kids could never understand, and something that doesnt need explaining to someone with kids.
you would be totally amazed at how children launch your life. if i had a clue i would have started earlier.
cant go out till 3 in the mourning anymore? rofl, how about dont have to anymore. all a matter of perspective.
ruin my life? how about gave me a life.
something you people without kids could never understand, and something that doesnt need explaining to someone with kids.
you would be totally amazed at how children launch your life. if i had a clue i would have started earlier.
cant go out till 3 in the mourning anymore? rofl, how about dont have to anymore. all a matter of perspective.
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Remember that time you got that girl pregnant and ruined your life?
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/points and laughs
It's IN MY HEAD. IN MY HEAD?!! OMG THE CRYING IS IN MY head!!! SHHhhhh He can hear your thoughts! He hears them and if they are happy he crushes them, hehe, HE CRUSHES THEM TO BITS!!!
I think it will be better when I've completed the short trip and taken up residence in crazyville.
I think it will be better when I've completed the short trip and taken up residence in crazyville.
Nicroll 65 Assassin
Teltorid 52 Druid
Aude Sapere
Oh hell camp me all you want f**kers. I own this site and thus I own you. - Allakhazam
Teltorid 52 Druid
Aude Sapere
Oh hell camp me all you want f**kers. I own this site and thus I own you. - Allakhazam
I am not anti children. Just needed to twist the knife for new dads like Xythex here. Why? Because I am cruel.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
tarv of the Seven Seas wrote:
/em pitys the fool who cannot possibly understand.
You're not black wearing large amounts of gold are you?
Edited, Fri Jan 27 18:15:46 2006 by fenderputy
Lord xythex wrote:
WHY WON'T THE FRICKING CRYING STOP??!?!?!?!? WHY?!?!?!?!!?!?! WHEN WILL IT STOP?!?!??!?!?!?
Unless you actually mean colic, then I have no sympathy for you. Babies that cry = your world is fine. Colicky baby = Armageddon has landed in your head. Dealing with a colicky baby is about the worse thing that a new parent can go.
Acid Reflux confirmed by Upper GI barium contrast. If they make a fussier baby I've never seen it. But in all seriousness these last few months have nearly torn my wife and I apart and then built our marraige back stronger than I ever could have imagined it could be. This child has been the largest challenge and biggest blessing I will most likely ever recieve in my life and for that I thank god
Nicroll 65 Assassin
Teltorid 52 Druid
Aude Sapere
Oh hell camp me all you want f**kers. I own this site and thus I own you. - Allakhazam
Teltorid 52 Druid
Aude Sapere
Oh hell camp me all you want f**kers. I own this site and thus I own you. - Allakhazam
To all the dads just getting started.
My kids now pay room and board.
My kids now pay room and board.
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You're not black wearing large amounts of gold are you?
Two momma jokes in one day, i'm on a roll
Lord xythex wrote:
Acid Reflux confirmed by Upper GI barium contrast. If they make a fussier baby I've never seen it. But in all seriousness these last few months have nearly torn my wife and I apart and then built our marraige back stronger than I ever could have imagined it could be. This child has been the largest challenge and biggest blessing I will most likely ever recieve in my life and for that I thank god
You have echoed words my husband said 6 years ago after our daughter was born. Her condition only lasted 3 weeks (it felt like 3 months though). Hang in there. And in all honesty, our doctor gave us ear plugs.
no earplugs but the doc did give him prevacid, which honestly I'm not sure is making any difference at all, that and alimentum which makes buttloads (pun intended) of the nastiest green **** ever to grace this planet. We just read an article about a baby that was still colicy at 1 year old, but I'm hoping it clears up by the time he starts dating.
Nicroll 65 Assassin
Teltorid 52 Druid
Aude Sapere
Oh hell camp me all you want f**kers. I own this site and thus I own you. - Allakhazam
Teltorid 52 Druid
Aude Sapere
Oh hell camp me all you want f**kers. I own this site and thus I own you. - Allakhazam
Thumbelyna the Hand wrote:
Lord xythex wrote:
Acid Reflux confirmed by Upper GI barium contrast. If they make a fussier baby I've never seen it. But in all seriousness these last few months have nearly torn my wife and I apart and then built our marraige back stronger than I ever could have imagined it could be. This child has been the largest challenge and biggest blessing I will most likely ever recieve in my life and for that I thank god
You have echoed words my husband said 6 years ago after our daughter was born. Her condition only lasted 3 weeks (it felt like 3 months though). Hang in there. And in all honesty, our doctor gave us ear plugs.
I'm with you guys. 2005 was the best and worst year of my life. I'm glad it happened but I'm also glad it's over.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Totally worth it
Regardless of all the finalcial trouble, the late nights, the lack of total freedom, the constant legal battles to get her away from her mother and so on I'd never take it back.
Regardless of all the finalcial trouble, the late nights, the lack of total freedom, the constant legal battles to get her away from her mother and so on I'd never take it back.
CaptainOmelette the Meaningless wrote:
Totally worth it
Regardless of all the finalcial trouble, the late nights, the lack of total freedom, the constant legal battles to get her away from her mother and so on I'd never take it back.
Regardless of all the finalcial trouble, the late nights, the lack of total freedom, the constant legal battles to get her away from her mother and so on I'd never take it back.
Cute kid CO!
She got any plans 14 years from tonight?
Aegis wrote:
CaptainOmelette the Meaningless wrote:
Totally worth it
Regardless of all the finalcial trouble, the late nights, the lack of total freedom, the constant legal battles to get her away from her mother and so on I'd never take it back.
Regardless of all the finalcial trouble, the late nights, the lack of total freedom, the constant legal battles to get her away from her mother and so on I'd never take it back.
Cute kid CO!
She got any plans 14 years from tonight?
Wipe the blood off the floor when me and my bat are done with you.
CaptainOmelette the Meaningless wrote:
Wipe the blood off the floor when me and my bat are done with you.
Yep... he's one of ours.
Ha. *I* never got a girlfriend pregnant. Some other guy ends up doing that.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Debalic wrote:
Ha. *I* never got a girlfriend pregnant. Some other guy ends up doing that.
Fu[i][/i]ck it, to easy
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