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#1 Jan 27 2006 at 2:51 PM Rating: Decent
We have discussed Jonathan "The Impaler" Sharkey and his candidacy for MN Governor before, here is some more background on him.

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History tells of three well-known people
turning to "The Dark Side."

The Bible tells of Lucifer's turn against God
The Father. As well as Judas' betrayal of
Jesus. I personal believe that it was God The
Father who is responsible for Judas' actions.
Christians however, believe it was Lucifer
who put the idea of betrayal in Judas' mind.


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Photo taken by: D.A.S.


The third well-known turn to "The Dark Side" is from
the movie "STAR WARS." In which young Jedi Knight
Anakin Skywalker turns to "The Dark Side" of "The
Force."

However, as we all found out in this Summer's
Blockbuster hit; "Revenge of The Sith," Anankin
turned to "The Dark Side" in an effort to save his
beloved wife Padme. Anakin did not turn for personal
profit, but out of love for his wife.

On 26 Oct 86, when my grandmother died, I
developed a deep hatred towards God The Father.
3-weeks after I threw my first wife and son out, and
developed a relationship with the woman who would
eventually become my second wife.


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As Governor, I will go after the criminals that prey
upon the innocent people in Minnesota. I will show
no-mercy to those who: attack the elderly, women
and children, as well as those who endanger
Minnesotans by: DWI/DUI and selling drugs. Nor will I
tolerate judicial and prosecutor misconduct/false
imprisonment, along with abuse of police powers.
They will be severely punished!

As previously stated by me, any Terrorist who
commits an act of Terrorism in Minnesota while I am
governor, will be receive the highest possible
penalties.

My sister has a saying, "Evil Begets Evil!" Well,
starting in 2007, it will be the criminals who realize
first hand, that there is someone more evil than they
are, who cares about the safety and well-being of the
innocent!


He will bring balance to Minnesota, Jedi Vampire style!
#2 Jan 27 2006 at 2:54 PM Rating: Excellent
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Whoah... will he wear a long black coat and stalk the shadows of the night, preying upon those who would cause harm to the innocent?

'Cause that's what Mayor Daley does in Chicago
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#3 Jan 27 2006 at 2:57 PM Rating: Decent
Jophiel wrote:
Whoah... will he wear a long black coat and stalk the shadows of the night, preying upon those who would cause harm to the innocent?

'Cause that's what Mayor Daley does in Chicago


Yes, and the best part is that his reflection is a floating, black lightsaber. Imagine the looks on the criminals' faces when they see that behind them in the bathroom mirror.
#4 Jan 27 2006 at 2:59 PM Rating: Decent
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I'm picturing this guy facing off with Jesse "the Gov" Ventura.

Minnesotans [:Uffda:]
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#5 Jan 27 2006 at 3:01 PM Rating: Decent
Elinda wrote:
I'm picturing this guy facing off with Jesse "the Gov" Ventura.

Minnesotans [:Uffda:]


If you read elsewhere on his site, he *does* plan on wrestling a few matches in 2006 before he retires.
#6 Jan 27 2006 at 4:13 PM Rating: Default
Try living there... Or at least in the minneapolis/st. paul broadcasting area. Its nuts, all over the news. I hope he wins, just to laugh at all the people who go psycho thinking MN is a satanic state.
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