Alla posters versions of hellFollow

I thought this might be interesting to post what you think other posters versions of hell might be.

So I will start with a couple and hope the rest of you fill in ....

Kaolian - Working on an Apple only network running McAfee everything and for his old bosses in Texaaaasssss.

Smasharoo - A world where he would lose his self identity and find himself agreeing with what the politicians say as opposed to speaking his mind. He would start baa'ing to the elite and beleiving everything reported in the press.

Nobby - He becomes a polite and well groomed young man.

Myself - either/or really ... either the US takes over the world and we all become Saint MacDonalds worshipping ******** (with guns mind you). Or ... Islam takes over the world and I am forced to wear a burqa and do what men say (like hell ... give me saint macdonalds any day).

Angsty: Forced to read seemingly endless e-mails all asking if the e-mail system is working.

Jophiel: His post count is reset to 0 everyday. Also, has sex with MentalFrog on a daily basis

Edited, Fri Jan 27 13:26:36 2006 by Frakkor

Nadenu: There is no internet...or vodka.

Flea: The best shoes are on sale, but she keeps losing her wallet.

Thumbelyna: Her textbooks are all missing key pages and her printer keeps jamming.

Bhodi: "Heal incoming" but no.

Nexa

Edited, Fri Jan 27 13:29:04 2006 by Nexa

oh and,

Smoggy: No alts allowed.

Nexa

Moe is to become friendly and a mentor to all new Alla FFXI Posters.

Gbaji is limited to two syllable words.

Kao, although a huge fan of the Wombat, is forced to plan and carry out their eradication from our world.

Joph is told that the meaning of life and secret to eternal happiness was revealed in one of his posts. But not told which one.

Statistically speaking, this seems probable enough.

Asylum Inferno

Kaolian - Everyone one would know who everyones socks and trolls were. Kaolian would not be able to act like some small child that knew something the other one did not. Then every evening a wombat would appear and sodomize him with the wide end of a broom.

Neph - His child grows up to be ***** and marry a mexican.

Varus - getting eternally gnawed upon by Dis himself along side Judas and Brutus.

Proof - Gets locked alone in a room containing 1 version of himself for each sock. He comes to realize how inane he is. He is stuck there forever with only himselves for company.

Toutem - Kind of like Groundhogs day except he is at the million man march in blackface that wont wash off.

Abbey - Who is a guy in real life would become pregnant and suffer a stillbirth. The stillbirth would become undead and eternally feast upon Abbeys innards.

Goose - is doubled over and has his tongue inserted into his own ****** which is forever spurting sh[b][/b]it.



Edited, Fri Jan 27 14:16:31 2006 by bodhisattva

I like it!

Nah, it's more like:

SR: Is forced to learn to spell.

Fixdity

DSD: All of her clients keep asking her what she thinks how they should style their hair, only to change their minds mid-way and ask her to fix it.

Flea: She has to translate for a person who has Tourette's Syndrome.

Nade: No one stalks her.

Nexa: Hannah says "I don't need you anymore Mommy." Wait, every child grows up. Hannah is forever pooping on her school work.

Katie: Niobia moves in next door to her and tries to seduce her husband.

Angsty: All of his clothes keep turning pink and yellow.

Neph: His wife leaves him for Esperia and the two raise his child as the child of "lesbian life-partners." And they don't let him watch their sex life.

Fender: He wakes up 5 feet tall and can never reach things on the top shelf.

QFT

BAM!