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Thanks for stopping by. Don't forget to tell a jargon-laden poker story while you're here. It would be awful not having one of those to get us through the next couple of months.
It's like a dysfunctional family Christmas when the abandoned son confronts his father who finally rolled into town to hand out packs of smokes and $5 bills.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
It's like a dysfunctional family Christmas when the abandoned son confronts his father who finally rolled into town to hand out packs of smokes and $5 bills.
I'm the father, right?
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Yes.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
So Joph is the scary uncle?
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Yes, and you're the retarded kid who lives in the crawlspace.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Joph is the aunt who drinks too much, sings a couple of Broadway hits, and passes out in the blancmange.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
Joph is the aunt who drinks too much, sings a couple of Broadway hits, and passes out in the blancmange.
Now I have a mental image of Shirley McClane.
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Yes, and you're the retarded kid who lives in the crawlspace.
Hey! Don't knock the crawlspace, I got all my secret treasures stashed back there. And a good stock of prescription medication and that bottle of Mad Dog you got me for Christmas last year.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
I want to be Uncle Fester - just be sure to let me out of the attic now and then. And more airholes!
And get me something to eat beside lightbulbs. Damn things taste nasty!
And get me something to eat beside lightbulbs. Damn things taste nasty!
'Lo, there do I see, the line of my people, back to the beginning, 'lo do they call to me, they bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave...may live...forever.
X-Box 360 Gamer Tag - Smogster
X-Box 360 Gamer Tag - Smogster
Smoggy the Mighty wrote:
And more airholes!
Tell me it wasn't just me that read that bit twice
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Nobby the Limey ******* wrote:
Yeah, good thing I'm a good speller/typist (except in-game in guild chat of late) correctly!
Besides, all the ********* are here in the Asylum where they belong.
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Smoggy the Mighty wrote:
And more airholes!
Tell me it wasn't just me that read that bit twice
And more airholes!
Tell me it wasn't just me that read that bit twice
Yeah, good thing I'm a good speller/typist (except in-game in guild chat of late) correctly!
Besides, all the ********* are here in the Asylum where they belong.
'Lo, there do I see, the line of my people, back to the beginning, 'lo do they call to me, they bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave...may live...forever.
X-Box 360 Gamer Tag - Smogster
X-Box 360 Gamer Tag - Smogster
I belong?!?!! 
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
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