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#1 Jan 25 2006 at 12:49 AM Rating: Good
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Alright, so it was after school....I usually play basketball with a couple of my friends at this park nearby my school..it's a kinda bad neighborhood. So in about the middle of the game, a couple of guys came up and where just eyeing me and my friends, we just ignored them for a bit until they just started playing on the same FU[/u]CKING court!!!! This pissed me and my friends off...one of my friends yelled,"Fu[/u]ck off!" ..they just knocked the ball out of my hand and that just pushed me to my last nerve...I punched the guy in the face and he just kicked my ***. My friends did a little better than me, but I feel like the assh[/u]oles won.

So I walk home like I usually do but with an injured face and arm....I get to my house, and my mom is outside sweeping the porch and she see's my face...I guess she got scared because she said,"you’re moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air."

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the License plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought now forget it, yo homes to bel-air.

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight And I yelled to the cabby yo, homes smell you later looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air.
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#2 Jan 25 2006 at 12:52 AM Rating: Decent
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He should have broken your fingers and saved us the trouble.
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#3 Jan 25 2006 at 12:59 AM Rating: Good
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So did it really happen or was this an attempt to show off your knowledge of the Bel-air theme song? If it's real, now you've got some battle scars, try and make em last as long as possible.
#4 Jan 25 2006 at 1:00 AM Rating: Good
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Actually, I blatantly stole this from a thread off of ebaumsworld.

I thought it was funny.

Fu[/u]ck all haters. Smiley: glare
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#6 Jan 25 2006 at 1:24 AM Rating: Excellent
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Hey Warmaverick, we made whoever had that avatar uop lat time take it down because they had posts outside the asylum, as do you. It's just a bit over the PG-13 guideline. A static, non animated shot of it would be fine if you like since I think that was what we asked whoever the other person was to replace it with. Thanks
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#8 Jan 25 2006 at 1:43 AM Rating: Excellent
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Thank you!
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#9 Jan 25 2006 at 2:39 AM Rating: Good
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I read the first 3 lines of your post and started a reply quoting the Fresh Prince lyrics.

Then I read the rest of the post. Smiley: glare

#10 Jan 25 2006 at 3:48 AM Rating: Decent
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That's hilarious, I'm so going to make a sitcom out of that post. I'll probably use some famous rapper or something as the main character to boost ratings.
#11 Jan 25 2006 at 8:23 AM Rating: Good
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You should add a preppy-nerdy male cousin and a ditzy-pretty female cousin. Also, I'd cast a younger-smarter female.

It would be prudent to add DJ Jazzy Jeff just for fun.


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#12 Jan 25 2006 at 8:42 AM Rating: Excellent
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WarMaverick the Charming wrote:
I thought it was funny, you really had me going for a second there. Smiley: lol
Well, the part where Reeve gets his *** kicked was certainly credible.
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#13 Jan 25 2006 at 7:02 PM Rating: Good
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Well, the part where Reeve gets his *** kicked was certainly credible.


I was waiting for the story where Reeve's girlfriend was having some huge hairy kid hitting on her or somesuch and that he was going to have to kick *** to save her, and ended up being nursed back to health by his loving girlfriend.

I'm much too romantic.
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I was waiting for the story where Reeve's girlfriend was having some huge hairy kid hitting on her or somesuch and that he was going to have to kick *** to save her, and ended up being nursed back to health by his loving girlfriend.

I'm much too romantic.




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WOOSH.
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#15 Jan 25 2006 at 7:31 PM Rating: Good
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Hey Reeve, is your avatard you showing us how big your pu[i][/i]ssy is? Yeah, I thought so.

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#16 Jan 25 2006 at 7:59 PM Rating: Decent
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Oh yeah? Well, my dad can beat up your dad!

No seriosuly, I'm not fu[/u]cking around, my dad would kick your dad's ***.
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#17 Jan 25 2006 at 8:04 PM Rating: Decent
Way to go Reeve, bring up his dead father why dont you! Smoothe move exlax.
#18 Jan 25 2006 at 8:10 PM Rating: Decent
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Way to go Reeve, bring up his dead father why dont you! Smoothe move exlax.


See? My dad already kicked his dads ***!
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#19 Jan 25 2006 at 8:15 PM Rating: Decent
Boo! lol!
#20 Jan 25 2006 at 8:24 PM Rating: Good
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Way to go Reeve, bring up his dead father why dont you! Smoothe move exlax.


See? My dad already kicked his dads ***!


Allakhazam is your dad?
#21 Jan 25 2006 at 8:29 PM Rating: Decent
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Nooooooooooooooooo!!! Not another one!! Yet oddly, I'm watching Walker Texas Ranger *ponders* Ouch, that hurt.
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#22 Jan 25 2006 at 8:52 PM Rating: Good
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Is Reeve the one with the china-doll eyelashes and overly rosy cheeks?


Or is that Youshutup?



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#23 Jan 26 2006 at 11:28 AM Rating: Decent
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stole this from a thread off of ebaumsworld.
The irony.

Next time let it stay on ebaumsworld.
#24 Jan 26 2006 at 12:38 PM Rating: Decent
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There's no guarantee the joke was eBaum's to begin with though.
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#25 Jan 26 2006 at 1:25 PM Rating: Good
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Reeve wrote:
So I got into a fisting fight today...
FTFY
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#26 Jan 26 2006 at 4:07 PM Rating: Decent
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So I got into a fisting fight today...
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FTFY


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