So I went to the doctor today,and i says "Doc, i've got this here rip rorin pus oozin hell of a sinus/ear infection. Fix it Por Favor?" And he takes one look at the inside of my ear and says to me "Gahhhhhh!!!!" then runs out of the room retching into his stephascope. I'm guessing that meant I was OK?
Anyways, eventually a biosuited individual roughly resembling the aforementioned doctor comes in, hands me an envelope with a pair of tongs, then runs out th3e door screaming something about ebola. i dunno,I wasn't really paying attention at that point. Sooo, I look at the perscription in the envelope. Antibiotics, and Prednasone? What the **** is that? SO I ask the pharmacist. Turns out its some sort of anti inflametory steroid. So my hopes of olympic gold are unfortunatly dashed. Oh well, the only sport I would really have a shot in anyways (pun intended) is Archery. there's areason I always play rangers!
So, now that you have read that, know this. I just wasted 30 seconds of your life (or maybe a minute for you slow readers) AND YOU CAN'T HAVE IT BACK!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Seriously, someone please shoot me. Thanks.