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Well, no Olympic competiton for me this yearFollow

#1 Jan 24 2006 at 11:47 PM Rating: Excellent
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So I went to the doctor today,and i says "Doc, i've got this here rip rorin pus oozin hell of a sinus/ear infection. Fix it Por Favor?" And he takes one look at the inside of my ear and says to me "Gahhhhhh!!!!" then runs out of the room retching into his stephascope. I'm guessing that meant I was OK?

Anyways, eventually a biosuited individual roughly resembling the aforementioned doctor comes in, hands me an envelope with a pair of tongs, then runs out th3e door screaming something about ebola. i dunno,I wasn't really paying attention at that point. Sooo, I look at the perscription in the envelope. Antibiotics, and Prednasone? What the **** is that? SO I ask the pharmacist. Turns out its some sort of anti inflametory steroid. So my hopes of olympic gold are unfortunatly dashed. Oh well, the only sport I would really have a shot in anyways (pun intended) is Archery. there's areason I always play rangers!

So, now that you have read that, know this. I just wasted 30 seconds of your life (or maybe a minute for you slow readers) AND YOU CAN'T HAVE IT BACK!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Seriously, someone please shoot me. Thanks.
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#2 Jan 24 2006 at 11:53 PM Rating: Excellent
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Do you know what would rock? Meat flavored bread. It would be bread, but it would taste like meat!

Think about it.
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#3 Jan 25 2006 at 12:03 AM Rating: Default
*gags*
#4 Jan 25 2006 at 12:05 AM Rating: Decent
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Next time tell him to keep it out of your ear and you won't get an ear infu[i][/i]cktion.
#5 Jan 25 2006 at 12:24 AM Rating: Excellent
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Overlord Codyy's sig wrote:

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Huh?
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#6 Jan 25 2006 at 12:32 AM Rating: Good
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Overlord Codyy's sig wrote:
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Huh?
Kind of amusing when you consider that was in his sig when this happened Smiley: laugh
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all i did was ask kaolin if some1 was camping me. thats it.
God damn it! It's not that ******* hard to spell! Why is it that no FFXi poster ever has been able to add that extra little "a" in there? Is it because I taunt Nadenue? That's allowed, It's in my contract! Arghhh!!!!!!

/me runs away screaming "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

#7 Jan 25 2006 at 2:05 AM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
Do you know what would rock? Meat flavored bread. It would be bread, but it would taste like meat!

Think about it.
What a cullinary team we'd make Joph.

No-one else appreciates my recipes for Broccoli Jelly and Sprout Butter - Together, with our "Sunday Roast Sammich" we could Rule the World!

Muwaxaxaxa!!!

Pesky meddling kids
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#8 Jan 25 2006 at 2:36 AM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
Do you know what would rock? Meat flavored bread. It would be bread, but it would taste like meat!

Think about it.

Smiley: dnp


#9 Jan 25 2006 at 8:37 AM Rating: Excellent
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If you think Beefsteak brand rye bread tastes like meat... I dunno, I guess I'll have to buy you some meat.
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#10 Jan 25 2006 at 8:47 AM Rating: Good
Jophiel wrote:
Do you know what would rock? Meat flavored bread. It would be bread, but it would taste like meat!

Think about it.


They have Peanut Butter and Jelly in the same jar, why not cut some corners with luncheon meat as well! Think of the time saved!
#11 Jan 25 2006 at 9:28 AM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
Do you know what would rock? Meat flavored bread. It would be bread, but it would taste like meat!

Think about it.


BUT... what kind of meat?? Veal? Bacon? Duck? Prime Rib???
#12 Jan 25 2006 at 10:26 AM Rating: Good
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Prednisone, now thats a fun medication.
It starts off innocently enough, but one night you'll get a strange hunger pang, so you'll grab yourself a nice big dinner, but strangely enough you'll still be hungry, so you'll eat some more, and more, and more. Eventually you will get to the point that you've eaten so much you wanna throw up, but you will still be just as hungry as if you'd been fasting a week. Good times on that medication :)
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#13 Jan 25 2006 at 10:30 AM Rating: Good
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Mistress Nadenu wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Do you know what would rock? Meat flavored bread. It would be bread, but it would taste like meat!

Think about it.


BUT... what kind of meat?? Veal? Bacon? Duck? Prime Rib???



Sirloin! Smiley: grin
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