Katie the Deathwisher wrote:Quote:
Then again I'm paranoid like that and had a hot wire around my fence and all my windows nailed shut.
Katie, Bob forbid it should happen, but the middle of the night, when your house is going up in flames very, very quickly, it will be safe to assume you will be fairly groggy amidst the confusion. You will not have time to find blankets, smash windows, and undo screens in such an emergency situation.
You've made quite a nice little death trap for you and your family. You'll never make it out alive. When the firemen, fire investigators and insurance investigators discover the nailed windows and your charred corpses, they will be as boggled by this as much as I am.
Others here will attribute it to Darwinism.
The Glorious AtomicFlea wrote:
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In short, I blame Jophiel.
That's usually the best course of action, in just about any situation.
Jacobdeception the Whackjob wrote:Quote:
I'll just be laughing to myself when some whack job breaks into your house and starts stuffing his wang into the hole he just put in your chest. Hope he makes your kids watch it too.
...It's not just rabies though, any animal with the ability to cause harm to a human should concern you. Violent dogs, escaped zoo animals, bears, mountain lions, aligators, etc. can all put a serious damnper on your life expectancy.
Jumpin' Jeebus on a pogo stick, Jacob - you need to shoot out some more airholes in your bunker, bud.
Mistress Nadenu wrote:Quote:
The reason why so many people get killed with guns is because we no longer get out on the battlefield ala Braveheart and whack heads and limbs off with axes anymore.
There's gotta be a release some way...
I've got this spiffy little battle axe that I keep right next to my bed. Woe unto the ************ who tries to break into my house.
ElneClare wrote: Quote:
Since her boyfriend is from Texas, I expect her to have her own handgun within a few years.
You're Katie's mom?! Better talk to her about those nailed windows!