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#1 Jan 20 2006 at 6:30 PM Rating: Good
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So some wise-*** on TV tonight was considering the wisdom of placing a nice shiny skyscraper on the site of the Twin Towers.

He suggested 2 safer alternatives:

1: A Mosque
2: A runway (Biiiiiig terrorist anti-climax)

So what d'you reckon?

A theme park? (Think of the themed white knuckle rides)
An exhibition of Israeli Buses?

Ideas. Chop Chop!
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#2 Jan 20 2006 at 6:34 PM Rating: Decent
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A tribute to all the dead US soldiers in Iraq.


What, they are connected arent they?
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#3 Jan 20 2006 at 6:34 PM Rating: Good
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How about a cemetery?

#4 Jan 20 2006 at 6:34 PM Rating: Good
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I say build another bigger set of buildings as planned, just to say fu[b][/b]ck everybody that fancies a towel for headwear.

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#5 Jan 20 2006 at 6:36 PM Rating: Good
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We should build a large cage and put Saddam in it. Then people could toss stuff at him, and not the guy putting flowers on Poe's grave.
#6 Jan 20 2006 at 7:03 PM Rating: Good
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It should be rebuilt as one giant, massive skyscraper, then made into the new UN hedquarters.
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#7 Jan 20 2006 at 7:10 PM Rating: Good
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A shopping mall.
#8 Jan 20 2006 at 7:14 PM Rating: Decent
A sign that says:

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#9 Jan 20 2006 at 7:29 PM Rating: Good
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Some good ideas, but I'm sticking with the Israeli Bus exhibition
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#10 Jan 20 2006 at 9:09 PM Rating: Decent
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Come on guys. You're all telling me you don't want the opportunity to throw stuff at Saddam?
#11 Jan 20 2006 at 11:04 PM Rating: Decent
A secret prison disguised as a Starbuck's.
#12 Jan 21 2006 at 2:10 PM Rating: Decent
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A giant paintball arena where a country can send a battalion to shoot it out with another country's troops when they have disagreements.



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#13 Jan 21 2006 at 7:03 PM Rating: Decent
A new world-trade center, and with some hindsight involved, we'll build an anti-aircraft gun right next to it.
#14 Jan 21 2006 at 7:25 PM Rating: Good
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How about statue of Muhammed on a crucifix?

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#15 Jan 21 2006 at 7:27 PM Rating: Good
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How about statue of Muhammed on a crucifix?
Now we're talking!

Or a completative Buddha in the form of Pat Buchanan wearing a crucifix and packing an AK 47?
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#17 Jan 21 2006 at 7:33 PM Rating: Good
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Nobby wrote:
bodhisattva wrote:
How about statue of Muhammed on a crucifix?
Now we're talking!

Or a completative Buddha in the form of Pat Buchanan wearing a crucifix and packing an AK 47?



Only if one hand is holding his AK and the other gently cupping and lifting his boys. His eyes should be giant television screens that constantly replay the video of 9/11. There should be a McDonalds in the base of his left foot and a baby Gap in his right foot. He should be built to the exact same proportions of lady liberty but +1 in every dimension so he eclipses her.
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#18 Jan 22 2006 at 2:58 PM Rating: Decent
Either a skyscraper tall enough to touch the moon or a stairway to heaven.
#19 Jan 22 2006 at 3:16 PM Rating: Excellent
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#20 Jan 22 2006 at 3:20 PM Rating: Excellent
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How about an enormous anti-tower?

Which I guess would just be a really big hole. Still, I'd like to see the terrorists ruin a really big hole!
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#21 Jan 22 2006 at 4:15 PM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
How about an enormous anti-tower?

Which I guess would just be a really big hole. Still, I'd like to see the terrorists ruin a really big hole!

They'd just switch from a dirty bomb to a dirt bomb.


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Edited, Sun Jan 22 16:17:49 2006 by trickybeck
#22 Jan 22 2006 at 7:06 PM Rating: Decent
put him on an upside down crucifix to top it off, or just show the "taming of Muhammed" and the torture that Allah put him through and the threats to belive in me or die.
#24 Jan 22 2006 at 9:36 PM Rating: Decent
I huge cage match arena that we can put all the guys in camp X-ray in and have the wrassel for our cheers.
#25 Jan 23 2006 at 6:08 AM Rating: Decent
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A missile silo.

In all likelyhood, they'll probably end up building just one big tower as a sort of cheesy, over-the-top symbolism of unity and "standing together as one" on the face of terror.

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We should build a large cage and put Saddam in it. Then people could toss stuff at him, and not the guy putting flowers on Poe's grave.
That would be kind of like putting Mao Zedong in a cage over the Pearl Harbor site.
#26 Jan 23 2006 at 10:38 AM Rating: Good
A statue of a naked woman the size of the Statue of Liberty with the face of a pig squatting over and peeing on the Koran whilst raising the bird in the direction of Meccah and in the other hand a giant six pointed star with the words "Jews kick ***" in the other.
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